Only met a few women that was on their Alicia Keys zone and straight up come out with it.........
Alicia and her approach
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I'll make it a quick story.
There was this one big-tittied Jewish chick I used to run with. She had an ok face but her body was like an 8. I don't know why but I friendzoned her. At any rate I ran into her on campus one day. She ran up on me, gave me a hug and lemme know that she'd been thinking about me lately and wanted to know if I wanted to head back to her room between classes. I literally said, "Nah another time I gotta get home by 3 to watch Babylon 5." and dipped w/o even saying goodbye.
I used to always have this state of mind and I still have it sometimes today and that's thinking "I'm not good enough for that." shyt is weird because I'm always like you complimented by girls and shyt but when it comes to a chick that look real good doing it, I'm suddenly thinking of reasons why she probably bullshyttin or w/e. That shyt fukks me up because it makes me not even want to holla at a chick even though she throwin signs. I'll end up just talking to a chick and never make a move or try and see what's good. Then I'll catch feelings and start to be all in my head analyzing shyt.
Everyone that posted their stories here 
Babylon 5
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and rolled over
I was at my homie's house w/ this chick I was friends with and my other homie. Everybody boutta sleep and there's only one spare bed, so we played rock paper scissors for it an I won. So shorty asks me if she can share the bed with me. I like to talk a lot of shyt so I was just tryna rub it in her face that she lost, so I'm telling her ion know, I'm boutta be sprawled all over this bytch. She asking me like "Please c'mon like just give me a 1/4th of the space. My dumbass keeps telling her I need to be comfortable
So she says fukk it and goes downstairs to sleep on the couch w/ the
I'm getting ready to hit sleep mode and it hit a nikka like
So I walk downstairs to get some water and I try to play it cool hoping she'll ask one more time.
Telling her "Yo back finna be sore as shyt tomorrow
I think this just pissed her off even more cause she just hit me w/ the
Now that I think about it, I've probably had like 3 chances to pipe this broad
What the fukk?Got one. This happened last Friday night. Me and an assistant manager closing at work. Around 11 we leave and lock up. I see she going toward the bus. I'm like need a ride? She hope in the whip we crussing she talking my head off about how she single now. That the dude she dating now Got trash dikk and she be faking. ..then ask me if I wanna come smoke weed with her.I AIN'T Been Smoking N A min Like 3+ months. So we go n her crib it's a studio. Shawty get comfortable I'm chillin she on the bed smiling n shyt I'm pacing the floor looking like
. She ask me why u so nervous I'm like "aw naw I'm always moving around" she go tru tru she bust the weed out. I take a hit my scary azz still on the opposite side of the room. She hit me with that
look. She said come sit on the bed my ass sit on the very edge like on some goosebumps type shyt. We keep smoking she say I'm glad as hell I'm off tommorow my ass start playing with my phone. Not goona lie she extra average but easy p*ssy easy p*ssy. She then like you going to the parade this summer??
I'm like what parade? This bytch say GAY PRIDE PARADE.
I don't make no moves for 15 min. She got tired of my ass not picking up on the signals. so she say SOOOO you not gay right? Hell naw I'm like "that's the worst team in the league" her face went straight.
So we finish smoking then I bounce. I get to the car and think like hol up did I just miss some lay up p*ssy??Took her to her spot, she make sure I know she single, she get comfortable ON THE BED, get high, play music and my ass still not picking it up.
I drive home get on my ps4 n watch anime
I ain't seen naruto shippuden in like 2 months brehs. I really wanted to get back home to catch up the 4th great shinobi war cray cray right now.
Yall stories make me feel alot better especially gus money lmaoooooo
