Ever been oblivious to a chicks advances?

[Easy-E]

@Gus Money is dead on with the "this must be a trap" though in high school

I got my heart broke because I legitimately didn't realize a girl liked my because I was late in my social "blossoming" (junior yr after getting a job.)

Took too long to make a real move and she got back with her ex.

 

[SheWantTheD]

Man the amount of stories I got on this is insane! I could have smashed a couple teachers back when I was in high school no lie . English teacher my sophomore and junior year (they are two different people), I could have smashed. They both were throwing me the signs all year but that's another story for another time.

So here's the story. I was a junior in high school and I don't know if it's cause I started working out or maybe I started to look older or whatever but I went from attracting to a lot of honeys to attracting A LOT of honeys! I was the type of dude to crush on one chick and ignore every and any other chick that showed me signs, and if I did develop feelings for them over time it was too late and they moved on.

Anyways, possibly the baddest black chick in school. She was half black half spanish but she looked just black. Anyways, she had a really pretty face, was short and had thighs and ass for DAYZZZ Oh and she was a year older than me. This chick came out of nowhere. I don't even know when she first saw me, but one time I was walking down an empty hallway and she's standing near the middle of the hallway and there are like 2 or 3 other nukkas. I can tell she was waiting for me to say something to her, and the dudes were staring at me as I walked past thinking "what this nukka gon do?!"

I was thinking at the time like "yeah she's cute but I ain't feeling her" and kept it moving. This chick somehow found out where my classes were cause her and about 2 of her homegirls came to my gym class one day and was watching me ball.

The handful of times I see this chick throughout school she ignores the fukk out of me and purposely tries to stay away from me

Later on my brother tells me that every dude in the school tryna holla at her and he ain't believe me when I said she was feeling me. I could have been a straight savage in high school smashing the hot English teacher every dude wanted!

 

[SheWantTheD]

Bruh, like I said in my post before this one I could write a trilogy of books on how many times I've been oblivious to a chick's advances or wasn't really feeling it, timing wasn't right etc

Here's another story:

I transferred to a four year University this fall semester from community college. The thickest white chick I have ever seen IN MY LIFE sits next to me. She had ass and thighs that would blow most black chicks away and that right there is an understatement! The white dudes in the class see this and start looking salty af and giving her dirty looks so I'm like

So we talk a little and work on work sheet were assigned in class. So I'm afraid to get sexual with it and just come right out and try and fukk, also I was looking for a girlfriend not necessarily just chicks to fukk cause that's easy in college. After a few classes of working together on the assigned work problems, this chick sits in the seat behind me and never talks to me again.

I checked her out sometimes and she seemed with it but I never did anything. I ended up dropping that class and the last time I saw her was when we took our first midterm. There are too many times where I just think to myself "You are just a waste of good looks because you don't use that shyt!"

 

[Mastamimd]

Blasian girl that was giving me the eye heavy at the barbershop when I was 14 years old. I just didn't know what to do, I mean I did, but I was shy as fukk and right when I figured to say something I had to dip. Crushes my soul sometimes to look back and realize that I couldn't pull her. Also a younger girl...got her number and she was into me but I kind of just gave up after she didn't answer one time. If only I could go back.

 

[Denzel_Saucegton]

Had a coworker's cousin come in town and she came to see him at work. I remember texting him about her and saying she looked good and what not. He ended up saying "yeah she was into you and you were texting all that stuff to her" and she texted me later about hooking up. I guess she was using his phone to relay the message. I got that fresh cut and headed over his crib to chill and we kicked it for a lil minute. The whole night im looking for a chance but wasnt paying attention to hed signs...we had to go pick up his homeboy from work and my dumbass drove my csr instead of getting in with her in the backseat of the car and I didnt pay attention to it until hours later after the L Come to find out later her dad was racist or something like that I wish I could have hit off the strength of that alone

The odd thing is he shook my hand and was pretty cordial the time we went to meet

 

[SheWantTheD]

I just remembered another that happened. This happened maybe like a year after the story with the last chick I told y'all about. Shorty called me like her place was having repairs and she needed a place to stay for the night

So we in the bed, she in her bra and panties (she ran track so her body was ), and I'm in my boxers, and we talking. I start scratching my leg and she says:

Her: nikka are you jerking off right now
Me: No, I'm just scratching my leg
Her: I don't believe you let me see your dikk
Me: What you wanna see my dikk for
Her: Cause you might be jerking off
Me: I ain't pulling my dikk out but you can tell from my boxers I ain't even hard
Her: Yeah, your shyt mad limp right now
Me: See now go to bed dummy

Like 4 days later I was like when it hit me what happened.

Bruh.. I ain't even this dense.

1) You in bed with this chick and she about to stay the night!

2) Y'all in y'all draws!

3) she says she wants to see your dikk and talking about how you aint hard and shyt!



You wasn't a virgin then right? So no excuses lmaooo

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

thread hurts everytime it's bumped

 

[↓R↑LYB]

Bruh.. I ain't even this dense.

1) You in bed with this chick and she about to stay the night!

2) Y'all in y'all draws!

3) she says she wants to see your dikk and talking about how you aint hard and shyt!



You wasn't a virgin then right? So no excuses lmaooo

I'm an OG fukk nikka breh. I come from a long line of fukk nikkas

 

[SheWantTheD]

I'm an OG fukk nikka breh. I come from a long line of fukk nikkas

Ain't a fuk nikka a nikka that gets a lot of pzzy tho?

 

[SheWantTheD]

fukk it @Pete Wrigley
Last year it was frosh week ...my last year of University as a Senior

The previous year I spent doing a coop internship but before that as a Junior during the last weeks of school I started hollering at girls in libraries/publicly on campus to build my game. So I used to serve food on campus and see a gang of sweet freshman ladies. One day after a party where I was caught macking a fat chick at a keggar I was in the library with a homie and knew I had to redeem myself from that drunken slip up. I see a sweeeeeet petite sri lankan chick that I always used to see during work. I told my homie, "breh Im gonna go take a shyt, come out and bag that chick sitting there." He laughed and spectated. I went up after, introduced myself and mentioned that I see her around the campus food court but never had a chance to say anything and she shouldnt be a stranger if she sees me around.

yadadyada like i said it was the last couple weeks of junior year so i didnt really see her again but after my internship I moved into a new crib and saw this girl walking down my street when I was walking to go meet a friend. We chopped it up as her friends spectated (she was surprised I remembered her name and waws bold enough to call her out). I got the number and tried to kick it but too soon.

Anyways we made plans to chill at my crib one day and we just chileld, talked and watched breaking bad. After I walked her home and met those same friends/roommates. She also invited me to her friends birthday party...girl bought my ticket and everything. She even got one of her dudes to lend me shoes cause i hadnt brought all my clothing from home and needed black shoes to get in.

So we get to the club after the pre drink and I was mackin on some other chick on some playa shyt . Just for fun but the Sri lankan caught feelings and I played it off. I was hers for the night and I apologized. We danced, kissed basically were together the whole night. After we went back to her crib and we were all just chillin with her roommates and shyt. At like 4 am i decide to go home and she says she escort me out of course. SMH. Im at the door putting on my shoes and she asks either if I want or need her to walk me home. I LIKE A FOOL, SAY, "nah I'm okay" thinking she thought I was too drunk or some shyt and needed her help. Liiterally 3 mins after leaving the crib I stop dead to rights... "I coulda brought her to the crib and smashed "

I say fukk it though, we had such a good night i'm sure there will be another opportunity! So the next day I'm helping out basically my only homegirl move into her new apartment cause she was pregnant. My phone was left in her car off all day and the same girl messaged me asking to chill!!!! But i didnt see the msg until it was too late. After that she was barely giving me play whenever i'd try to text. I even took her out for ice cream months later but it just wasnt there like that any more.


I will never get over this one. I still have thoughts of trying to get back at her and I might say fukk it and do so

I know the feeling son. Same sh happened to me with this one chick I was really digging. After blowing a chance at getting something going, I was like whatever next time Ima go in like a boss but the chick is turned off by then and ain't feeling yo boy

 

[CodeBlaMeVi]

I almost let a stripper chick that was feeling me for whatever reason slip by if not for an old c00n. He was adamant about me hollering at her like he's been around the block and knows when a woman is peeping a dude for a little more than a lick. I chalked it up as she was doing her job. Dude bought me a drink and stressed "you only live once" so I just decided to get some dances. She asked for my name and I was about to lie and just kept it G and this subconsciously shot back her real name and tried to recover with Petite. I'm not going over every detail but she asked for my number and said she'd remember but I asked for IG. I expected the hoe/stripper advertisement page but she gave me her real page. She pleaded for me not to put her on blast. I showed her some of my stuff in my phone so she was adamant about me sending my number in the DM. I did it before she asked.

Notes:
Her bf was there and inquire but she said "what about him?"

She requested to do something outside the club. Not me.

 

[Lavish]

Almost three years later and I still randomly get daps from this foolishness

I got another two that I just remembered from high school but one of them is so outrageous that people legit might not believe it.

I'm not tryna type on my phone so I'll post it when I get home.

Me too lol

Every few months this shyt gets bumped out of no where

I Never knew I was making a classic...I legit just wanted to get that shyt off my chest

 

[Lavish]

I'm an OG fukk nikka breh. I come from a long line of fukk nikkas

 

[SheWantTheD]

Me too lol

Every few months this shyt gets bumped out of no where

I Never knew I was making a classic...I legit just wanted to get that shyt off my chest

Bruh I was up until almost 4 last night reading this thread

 

[Mr. Jiggy Fly]

Yoooo this thread is legendary