CountryBoyL
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This thread is GOAT but here is my contribution. Back in 2010 me and a few of my bros go to the black history month step show on campus. None of us were in college but we would always try to bag broads there. So my man Ryan had already bagged a nice shorty from savannah GA, and she had like 8 friends sittin with her. As we sat behind them during the show me and Ryan are cutting up n shyt and the broads was laughing at us joking nikkas on stage n shyt. At the end of the show one of the girls invited me to her dorm for a "party" so I'm like damn rite 
gonna get some cutty.
We get there and shorty got a room full of nikkas
tryin to flex n shyt so I called her out on the bullshyt and started to dip. Before I could attempt to take off her friend a real cute 8.5/10 redbone grabs me and starts dancing on me. So I'm like 
shorty was mean wit it too. Me and my bro left wit his girl and the redbone joint and headed to his girl room. We chatted it up for a min and we were really feeling each other. this is wat was said between me and her.
Me: it's getting late im bout to walk to the crib
Her: if you want you could chill and stay if you want in my room tonight.
Me:
umm aight sounds good. (Whole time that shyt caught me way off guard brehs)
Her: my roommate is out of town so it will be all good
So we get to her room and she changes into her booty shorts n tank top. We lay in the bed and I tried the entire night to not get hard
. Only cuz my mans told me to try and play my cards right and not seem too thirsty wit it. And chicks sometimes like a nikka who don't be pressed for it the first night.
I agreed
. Next day come to find out she really started to dig me for not trying to smash EVEN THO she told her friend she wanted to 
. We talked for a few weeks until she found out I had a girl off campus 
. Never seen or heard from her again, I should've smashed
gonna get some cutty.We get there and shorty got a room full of nikkas
tryin to flex n shyt so I called her out on the bullshyt and started to dip. Before I could attempt to take off her friend a real cute 8.5/10 redbone grabs me and starts dancing on me. So I'm like shorty was mean wit it too. Me and my bro left wit his girl and the redbone joint and headed to his girl room. We chatted it up for a min and we were really feeling each other. this is wat was said between me and her.Me: it's getting late im bout to walk to the crib
Her: if you want you could chill and stay if you want in my room tonight.
Me:
umm aight sounds good. (Whole time that shyt caught me way off guard brehs)Her: my roommate is out of town so it will be all good
So we get to her room and she changes into her booty shorts n tank top. We lay in the bed and I tried the entire night to not get hard
. Only cuz my mans told me to try and play my cards right and not seem too thirsty wit it. And chicks sometimes like a nikka who don't be pressed for it the first night. I agreed
. Next day come to find out she really started to dig me for not trying to smash EVEN THO she told her friend she wanted to . We talked for a few weeks until she found out I had a girl off campus . Never seen or heard from her again, I should've smashed
. some of yall man, christ.
oh you know, i just wanna play
well then shyt ok.
ole boy was a virgin (i mean, so was i, but he was stuck on level 9000 stupid)
I just read my L all over again, these days I'm direct with these chicks. I'm not letting an opportunity pass me by, whether or not it was their intention 
