Exactly plus the bytch was sick that night so he didn't really lose
It's only happened to me once and I'm still kicking myself over it . Summer before my freshman year of college, my co worker told me one of his HS friends was going to the same school as me. He shows me her pics and I'm likedamn she's pretty as fukk. She's like 5'1, really petite but curvy, very feminine, dark brown complexion, and a smile that'll make your dikk tingle. One of the prettiest girls I've ever laid eyes on. I added her but I never messaged her.
Fastfoward to the first week of my 1st semester, she recognizes me at a party and we hit it off. Our vibe was very friendly so I never spit game to her, we would just talk about Pixar movies, indie rock, & stories about our mutual friend. I was on my PAWG's only shyt my first semester so I had other interests
After like 3 weeks of just chilling with our group of friends and Facebook chatting, she invited me over to her dorm room to watch Finding Nemo. I get to her building like at 7pm and she meets me at the door wearing a tight dress and fuzzy Hello Kitty slippers. I'm thinking she might be going out later and leaving right after we chill. We get to her suite and no one is there, I'm like they must be all at class!We get to her room and it's full of Pixar dolls and Hello Kitty shyt, it was like walking into a 10 year old girls rooms. She tells me to lay on her comforter cuz it's so comfy and I said I'm good, I'll sit on a chair
We start watching Finding Nemo and she starts moving her chair closer to mine and tries to put her head on my shoulder. nikka, I shrugged that bytch off and told her I wanted to focus on the movie
After more seemingly innocent convo about the movie, the movie ends and she had this disappointed look on her face. As I'm about to leave I ask her why the long face and she said she was waiting for someone to give her something but that person was taking too long. I said damn that sucks, gave her a kiss on the cheek, and walked my dumb ass out of her dorm.
She gave me all the greenlights in the world but thought we were just friends. She was a bit distant for like a week but after that she was super friendly like that night never happened. Like a 4 month laters I realized I fukked up but I was too late, she had a boyfriend by then. I asked her about it the next school year and she confirmed that she wanted the dikk.
I never made those mistakes ever again. A lesson to all you brehs, if a chick invites you to her crib, she probably wants the dikk[/QUOTE]
CapitalOne
Do You Believe...
Brehhh...
Man I feel like I'm catching a L right now with this chick that's been THROWING it at me for years. 
I met this chick a couple of years ago at a party, a friend of my EX so to speak. We exchange numbers and I start talking to her a few months later heavy since she didn't have a cell phone at the time and she lost my number because she had to write it on something. So anyway she was on my dikk heavy. Calling me every day, texting me all the time you know. So I'd invite her to the crib to come chill and after like the third time we made out in the room while watching Netflix. This happens a few more times but everytime I go for it she moves my hand away which I'm guessing is because she's scared or something. She usually would come over right after work so she'd still be dressed up in her work clothes so she wasn't in the best condition but
Fast forward about a year and change later and we spoke from time to time but me losing interest kind of did that. Now recently as of a month or so ago my birthday was coming up so she was pretty much talking to me a lot like before. She'd come over and chill and the first time nothing happened because my EX was at my house downstairs and I guess she was nervous or something.
The next time she came over we watched IP Man 3 and after the movie was done she was in my room just all giddy and shyt but she was on her period I believe because a few days earlier it was my birthday and I was making out with her in my car and when I started feeling on her I felt her pad. I assumed she was on her period still and plus I didn't have any condoms that day so i felt like it wasn't good time to get blue balls.
So anyway while she in my room she stood up and was looking at herself in the mirror and then me sitting on the floor against the bed, she sits down on me missionary style but she isn't all the up on my lap she's like on my knees close to my thigh. She's just playing poking me and play fighting and all I did was play back.
She then gets up and lays on the floor on her back and she's like "Pick me up 
". I start trying to but stopped like " Hah you kind of heavy and it's hard cuz it's cramped right here." Man after that a few minutes later we decide to leave and I take her home. I literally could feel a L forming on my chest.
She still talks to me but it feels less frequent. She did start going back to school but it seems like she don't really text me as much and usually she'd keep asking me if we cool as friends and what do I want from her. I keep telling her let's just be friends and take it from there but then she start playing with me talking bout "Well I'm gonna tell this boy 'Yes'". I'm like yes for what? She's like Yes to be his boyfriend. Now I'm thinking
because she's been constantly asking me if we could ever be bf/gf in the future but I always side step the question.
Usually when I give her that ambiguous answer she'd be like "Yea it might not be good for us, yea I don't care let's just be friends then." answer but it felt more reactionary.
Now the other day I was texting her asking if she was gonna be in my house later that night because I left her at my house with my ex and my cousin(they're all friends.) Btw my EX actually lives in my house currently because she's not with her BF anymore and her pops in another state atm. I live in a three story house so the 2nd floor she sleeps with my aunt and her daughter(my cousin.) Anyway that day I texted her asking if she's still gonna be around when I get back she said she don't know. Then she said something like She don't want to get closer to me anymore". Then i said "Okay now you're talking." and then she said "Yup we just friends."
Now I got mad as hell and didn't really reply back but I thought to myself all the times before I was messing with her we were "friends" but still. I feel like she's starting to lose interest. reason being is that I just don't "feel" her interest is as heavy anymore. I can't tell if it's because of her now taking classes and being busy all day but before she used to go to school and work and she'd still hit me up but lately the past week she hasn't been hitting me up as often. It usually felt like I'd hit her up.
I'm gonna try to go see her tonight but usually she only ends up coming in the car and chills there since she's in front of her house and she has to wake up early for school. I usually drive by her street on my way home so I usually just call her and tell her to come outside and she'd come out and sit in the car with me for a while.
Man I can't even form a coherent post right now my mind is all over the place. I'm feeling thirsty for some reason and it's weird. 
I met this chick a couple of years ago at a party, a friend of my EX so to speak. We exchange numbers and I start talking to her a few months later heavy since she didn't have a cell phone at the time and she lost my number because she had to write it on something. So anyway she was on my dikk heavy. Calling me every day, texting me all the time you know. So I'd invite her to the crib to come chill and after like the third time we made out in the room while watching Netflix. This happens a few more times but everytime I go for it she moves my hand away which I'm guessing is because she's scared or something. She usually would come over right after work so she'd still be dressed up in her work clothes so she wasn't in the best condition but
Fast forward about a year and change later and we spoke from time to time but me losing interest kind of did that. Now recently as of a month or so ago my birthday was coming up so she was pretty much talking to me a lot like before. She'd come over and chill and the first time nothing happened because my EX was at my house downstairs and I guess she was nervous or something.
The next time she came over we watched IP Man 3 and after the movie was done she was in my room just all giddy and shyt but she was on her period I believe because a few days earlier it was my birthday and I was making out with her in my car and when I started feeling on her I felt her pad. I assumed she was on her period still and plus I didn't have any condoms that day so i felt like it wasn't good time to get blue balls.
So anyway while she in my room she stood up and was looking at herself in the mirror and then me sitting on the floor against the bed, she sits down on me missionary style but she isn't all the up on my lap she's like on my knees close to my thigh. She's just playing poking me and play fighting and all I did was play back.
She then gets up and lays on the floor on her back and she's like "Pick me up ". I start trying to but stopped like " Hah you kind of heavy and it's hard cuz it's cramped right here." Man after that a few minutes later we decide to leave and I take her home. I literally could feel a L forming on my chest. She still talks to me but it feels less frequent. She did start going back to school but it seems like she don't really text me as much and usually she'd keep asking me if we cool as friends and what do I want from her. I keep telling her let's just be friends and take it from there but then she start playing with me talking bout "Well I'm gonna tell this boy 'Yes'". I'm like yes for what? She's like Yes to be his boyfriend. Now I'm thinking
because she's been constantly asking me if we could ever be bf/gf in the future but I always side step the question. Usually when I give her that ambiguous answer she'd be like "Yea it might not be good for us, yea I don't care let's just be friends then." answer but it felt more reactionary.
Now the other day I was texting her asking if she was gonna be in my house later that night because I left her at my house with my ex and my cousin(they're all friends.) Btw my EX actually lives in my house currently because she's not with her BF anymore and her pops in another state atm. I live in a three story house so the 2nd floor she sleeps with my aunt and her daughter(my cousin.) Anyway that day I texted her asking if she's still gonna be around when I get back she said she don't know. Then she said something like She don't want to get closer to me anymore". Then i said "Okay now you're talking." and then she said "Yup we just friends."
Now I got mad as hell and didn't really reply back but I thought to myself all the times before I was messing with her we were "friends" but still. I feel like she's starting to lose interest. reason being is that I just don't "feel" her interest is as heavy anymore. I can't tell if it's because of her now taking classes and being busy all day but before she used to go to school and work and she'd still hit me up but lately the past week she hasn't been hitting me up as often. It usually felt like I'd hit her up.
I'm gonna try to go see her tonight but usually she only ends up coming in the car and chills there since she's in front of her house and she has to wake up early for school. I usually drive by her street on my way home so I usually just call her and tell her to come outside and she'd come out and sit in the car with me for a while.
Man I can't even form a coherent post right now my mind is all over the place.
I'm feeling thirsty for some reason and it's weird.
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Tropical Fantasy
Superstar
Finding fukkin Nemo my nikka? And you were surprised when this bytch came out in Hello Kitty Slippers?
Ay real talk I thought I was oblivious but...what the fukk is wrong with y'all? No offense brehs
none taken
She never gave off that type of energy so I thought it was strictly platonic
that's the only fukk up Ive had with a girl and it's one of the craziest fukk ups ever.
My only fail happened when i was in middle school. There was this new PAWG who moved near the neighborhood. Me and two of my boys would play basketball at this private court near a park everyday after school. And for the past few days this girl would walk buy and literally eye rape me. One of my boys was like "nah,she diggin me out,not you" im like. So my boy said that he gonna holler at her the next time around. So the next day at the same place and same time she comes walking by again except this time she stopped and watched us play some ball for a good 20 mins or so. She just sitting there up against a fence on the hot asphalt. So my boy approaches her and tries to spit his game. Im just laughing on the inside cuz the nikka is busted. So to save myself from laughing at his ass in front of her,i went to the restrooms to wash up my hands. i then hear some foot step approaching thinking it was my other homie about to tell me what went down and to my surprise it was her
. She straight up closed the door to the restrooms and smiled at me...This is where the fail kicks in. Im a clean freak so anything dirty turns me off. When she cracked that smile she had like a very small gap in her teeth. I thought ok fine,i can work with that. Then i noticed she had dirty ass hands. Probably from the asphalt but i was too disgusted at that time to even realize it. So she asked me, "how are u gonna leave this restroom without going through me first? "
. Im like, "easily" and pushed her aside and walked away.
Mind you she had a cute face and a banging body. She had curves for a white girl. Since that day, i put my weirdness behind me and been balls deep in many girls
to just about every story in this thread
After reading through this shyt this morning, I don't feel so bad about myself or I've just blocked out the painfully obvious ones as a way to respect myself still.
But I have two main ones that were caused by insecurity, thinking I couldnt make girls like me and other petty young boy shyt.
The first was in high school. I had taken this girl to homecoming Sophomore year and I couldn't even get her to dance let alone grind on me. On the bus home my friends are making out, finger popping their girls and I'm just sitting there with her head on my shoulder looking around trying to figure out why I ain't doing what the rest of them are doing. I never really pursued anything because I figured she went to the dance with me out of pity and that's why I didn't get any play but she ended up dating someone like a month later
So come Senior year, I had lost my virginity but was still thinking being the "nice" guy would pay off sooner or later. We have a class together, ended up talking again. She breaks up with her boyfriend and I text her that simp ass p*ssy shyt, "If you need someone to talk too, I am here."
We ended up hanging out again and we both played on the school basketball team and she asked me to help her out with the end of the year video she was putting together for her team. I was wondering why because she knows I don't have any experience with video editing. The most I'd done was make a slideshow on Powerpoint. Before I went over there, my mom told me she wants me to make a move and being the p*ssy I was, I thought she was just saying that to make me feel better
I didn't make a move and when it came time for Prom, I was gonna ask her but she out of the blue texted me saying that she was getting back together with her ex-boyfriend and she hoped "it wouldn't change anything."
Turns out everything changed because soon after that she became an anorexic who almost died to then finding herself as a lesbian
There still ain't nothing better than that first piece of p*ssy you get after your eyes have been opened to your mistakes. I remember the first time it happened for me, I was convinced this girl was feeling me, kept it casual and fun and never showed any interest but gave her my number and one night she texted me at like 12:30 asking if I wanted to grab a quick drink.
I forced myself to think of this as guaranteed p*ssy, that she wasn't doing this unless she was interested then went to the bar, had a drink and she asked me to take her home.
You can't climb to that mountain top if you start there, brehs
But I have two main ones that were caused by insecurity, thinking I couldnt make girls like me and other petty young boy shyt.
The first was in high school. I had taken this girl to homecoming Sophomore year and I couldn't even get her to dance let alone grind on me. On the bus home my friends are making out, finger popping their girls and I'm just sitting there with her head on my shoulder looking around trying to figure out why I ain't doing what the rest of them are doing.
I never really pursued anything because I figured she went to the dance with me out of pity and that's why I didn't get any play but she ended up dating someone like a month later So come Senior year, I had lost my virginity but was still thinking being the "nice" guy would pay off sooner or later. We have a class together, ended up talking again. She breaks up with her boyfriend and I text her that simp ass p*ssy shyt, "If you need someone to talk too, I am here."
We ended up hanging out again and we both played on the school basketball team and she asked me to help her out with the end of the year video she was putting together for her team. I was wondering why because she knows I don't have any experience with video editing. The most I'd done was make a slideshow on Powerpoint. Before I went over there, my mom told me she wants me to make a move and being the p*ssy I was, I thought she was just saying that to make me feel better
I didn't make a move and when it came time for Prom, I was gonna ask her but she out of the blue texted me saying that she was getting back together with her ex-boyfriend and she hoped "it wouldn't change anything."
Turns out everything changed because soon after that she became an anorexic who almost died to then finding herself as a lesbian
There still ain't nothing better than that first piece of p*ssy you get after your eyes have been opened to your mistakes. I remember the first time it happened for me, I was convinced this girl was feeling me, kept it casual and fun and never showed any interest but gave her my number and one night she texted me at like 12:30 asking if I wanted to grab a quick drink.
I forced myself to think of this as guaranteed p*ssy, that she wasn't doing this unless she was interested then went to the bar, had a drink and she asked me to take her home. You can't climb to that mountain top if you start there, brehs
Taadow
The StarchBishop™️
Turns out everything changed because soon after that she became an anorexic who almost died to then finding herself as a lesbian
*reaches for box of Kleenex*
Nicca...*sniffles*...yo' dicc could've saved her...now she's gone...
They should make a movie out of some of these...it would sweep the awards.
It would be part coming-of-age comedy, part love story, part chick-angst film, part sentimental retard film. lol
lurkandmurk
The Bull
Man I feel like I'm catching a L right now with this chick that's been THROWING it at me for years.
I met this chick a couple of years ago at a party, a friend of my EX so to speak. We exchange numbers and I start talking to her a few months later heavy since she didn't have a cell phone at the time and she lost my number because she had to write it on something. So anyway she was on my dikk heavy. Calling me every day, texting me all the time you know. So I'd invite her to the crib to come chill and after like the third time we made out in the room while watching Netflix. This happens a few more times but everytime I go for it she moves my hand away which I'm guessing is because she's scared or something. She usually would come over right after work so she'd still be dressed up in her work clothes so she wasn't in the best condition but
Fast forward about a year and change later and we spoke from time to time but me losing interest kind of did that. Now recently as of a month or so ago my birthday was coming up so she was pretty much talking to me a lot like before. She'd come over and chill and the first time nothing happened because my EX was at my house downstairs and I guess she was nervous or something.
The next time she came over we watched IP Man 3 and after the movie was done she was in my room just all giddy and shyt but she was on her period I believe because a few days earlier it was my birthday and I was making out with her in my car and when I started feeling on her I felt her pad. I assumed she was on her period still and plus I didn't have any condoms that day so i felt like it wasn't good time to get blue balls.
So anyway while she in my room she stood up and was looking at herself in the mirror and then me sitting on the floor against the bed, she sits down on me missionary style but she isn't all the up on my lap she's like on my knees close to my thigh. She's just playing poking me and play fighting and all I did was play back.
She still talks to me but it feels less frequent. She did start going back to school but it seems like she don't really text me as much and usually she'd keep asking me if we cool as friends and what do I want from her. I keep telling her let's just be friends and take it from there but then she start playing with me talking bout "Well I'm gonna tell this boy 'Yes'". I'm like yes for what? She's like Yes to be his boyfriend. Now I'm thinking
Usually when I give her that ambiguous answer she'd be like "Yea it might not be good for us, yea I don't care let's just be friends then." answer but it felt more reactionary.
Now the other day I was texting her asking if she was gonna be in my house later that night because I left her at my house with my ex and my cousin(they're all friends.) Btw my EX actually lives in my house currently because she's not with her BF anymore and her pops in another state atm. I live in a three story house so the 2nd floor she sleeps with my aunt and her daughter(my cousin.) Anyway that day I texted her asking if she's still gonna be around when I get back she said she don't know. Then she said something like She don't want to get closer to me anymore". Then i said "Okay now you're talking." and then she said "Yup we just friends."
Now I got mad as hell and didn't really reply back but I thought to myself all the times before I was messing with her we were "friends" but still. I feel like she's starting to lose interest. reason being is that I just don't "feel" her interest is as heavy anymore. I can't tell if it's because of her now taking classes and being busy all day but before she used to go to school and work and she'd still hit me up but lately the past week she hasn't been hitting me up as often. It usually felt like I'd hit her up.
I'm gonna try to go see her tonight but usually she only ends up coming in the car and chills there since she's in front of her house and she has to wake up early for school. I usually drive by her street on my way home so I usually just call her and tell her to come outside and she'd come out and sit in the car with me for a while.
Man I can't even form a coherent post right now my mind is all over the place.
Aight so back in like 10th grade There was this PAWG in my grade. Breasts meats werent all that special But her face and ass jusst wanted to make a nikka melt . So we were always chill friends and shyt we had a couple classes together like sex ed where she WILLINGLY sat next to me (shoulda seen that sign 
). So one day im chillin at the crib with like 3 of my boys
and we doin random dumb shyt and having a good ass timewhen she hits my phone
Her: yo i gotta sell some tickets for the school play to raise money for my basketball time.
So i told her to id be there in like 10 mins. Inside i was pissed as fukk
cuz was havin a good time with my boys. So now were out selling shyt having normal conversations and since ive
always been good at talking to adults and selling those fundraising shyts i already sold most of the ones she wanted me too. So she says
Her: Damn u got a way with words
I look at her like
.
Her: u know we already sold enough of these and we still have time left. Theres no one at my house wanna come over and chill with me?
Me:
what we gonna do?
Her: Have fun
Me: Nah.
As i say this i walk away still pissed as fukk didnt even say bye or give her a hug or a kiss. When i got back to my house only my boy adam was still there and i told him what happened
and we both were like
. I realized what just fukkin happened
Adam:
Me:
. So we were always chill friends and shyt we had a couple classes together like sex ed where she WILLINGLY sat next to me (shoulda seen that sign ). So one day im chillin at the crib with like 3 of my boys and we doin random dumb shyt and having a good ass timewhen she hits my phone
Her: yo i gotta sell some tickets for the school play to raise money for my basketball time.
So i told her to id be there in like 10 mins. Inside i was pissed as fukk
cuz was havin a good time with my boys. So now were out selling shyt having normal conversations and since ive always been good at talking to adults and selling those fundraising shyts i already sold most of the ones she wanted me too. So she says
Her: Damn u got a way with words
I look at her like
. Her: u know we already sold enough of these and we still have time left. Theres no one at my house wanna come over and chill with me?
Me:
what we gonna do?Her: Have fun
Me: Nah.
As i say this i walk away still pissed as fukk
didnt even say bye or give her a hug or a kiss. When i got back to my house only my boy adam was still there and i told him what happened and we both were like
. I realized what just fukkin happened Adam:
Me:
Aight so back in like 10th grade There was this PAWG in my grade. Breasts meats werent all that special But her face and ass jusst wanted to make a nikka melt
and we doin random dumb shyt and having a good ass timewhen she hits my phone
Her: yo i gotta sell some tickets for the school play to raise money for my basketball time.
So i told her to id be there in like 10 mins. Inside i was pissed as fukk
always been good at talking to adults and selling those fundraising shyts i already sold most of the ones she wanted me too. So she says
Her: Damn u got a way with words
I look at her like
Her: u know we already sold enough of these and we still have time left. Theres no one at my house wanna come over and chill with me?
Me:
Her: Have fun
Me: Nah.
As i say this i walk away still pissed as fukk
and we both were like
Adam:
Me:
nicca...
Supercoolmayo
Superstar
They need to make a tv show out of these stories damn 