I wrote up this whole track by track review that I lost (and forgot to save) so I'll just say this. Revival is one of the worst albums I've ever heard from any artist. This is a glorified top 40 pop/rock album that sounds like what would happen if Cimorelli or One Direction or AC/DC started to rap. It's surrounded by awful punchlines that sound like Lil Wayne or Nicki Minaj, terrible singing, off-beat flows, annoying delivery, and content that comes off as constant rambling. His screaming is like nails on a chalkboard. The social commentary sticks out like a sore thumb. His attempts to appeal to today's rap audience fall flat. Songs like "Remind Me" and "Offended" are among the worst songs he's ever made. He gets outshined by the singers on his hooks multiple times, especially on "River." "Walk on Water" is actually one of the best songs here by default. Rick Rubin and Skylar Grey are both poison to Eminem at this point. Half the album doesn't even sound like something Eminem would make. I don't know what he was going for here or what the direction was supposed to be, but if this was his last album, thank God.
1/5 stars
BEST TRACKS: Castle, Arose, Walk on Water (the only songs here worth listening to)
WORST TRACKS: Offended, Heat, Remind Me, Like Home, Framed, Chloraseptic