Dude Became a Baby Daddy... Stock Just Went to Zero

[Gold]

If you hadn't talked to him in a year and you weren't feeling his stock was already zero...




Its not like you went "Oh darn i was just thinking about fukking him "

 

[Ahadi]

So his stock was high before? Or not high enough to keep your interest.

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

THREAD EXECUTION WAS LIGHT.





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It got them triggers. I did what I came to do. I haven't bothered ya'll in a minute. It was due.

 

[Eddy Gordo]

Probably looking bm #2

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

Dude been trying to get with me for the longest but no sparks ever happened. He was cool though. I haven't talked to him in a year and he just called me and told me he's now a baby daddy and wants to go to dinner.

He's probably looking for a mom for his kid. I think Imma block him #. Seems like the right thing to do.

so basically you was never attracted to dude and had him on the friend zone bench but he even lost that spot.

 

[CHICAGO]

It got them triggers. I did what I came to do. I haven't bothered ya'll in a minute. It was due.

YOUVE NEVER BOTHERED ME.





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[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

So if no sparks happened why’re you still entertaining him slim

I haven't talked to him in a year and I didn't accept the invitation. How am I entertaining him?

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

If you hadn't talked to him in a year and you weren't feeling his stock was already zero...




Its not like you went "Oh darn i was just thinking about fukking him "

I knew it would make a plat.

 

[Pineal Gland]

Does this mean my stock is going up

 

[10bandz]

So you didn't like him before and don't like him now. Nothing has changed.

she wouldn’t have made this thread if she didn’t like whoever she talking about

 

[FeloniousMonk]

He's probably looking for a mom for his kid. I think Imma block him #. Seems like the right thing to do.

Why not just tell him you not feeling him like that, good luck with your daughter.

This cancel culture is extra weird.

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

So his stock was high before? Or not high enough to keep your interest.

He is high stock but I caught him in a few lies early on and I completely lost interest. But he's been persistent. I usually just find a way to curb him.

 

[Gold]

Does this mean my stock is going up

Zero sum game

 

[Originalman]

Story sounds funny.

Sounds like he fukkd, repeatedly. At his leisure. On his schedule. You caught feelings. He didn't reciprocate at same level. Time went by. He got his girl (who you knew about) pregnant. First couple months as a father have finally passed and he's settled into the new routine. His schedule is now predictable so now he has some time for you again. He just called. You want to answer. But you feel kinda sleazy now so you decide to concoct a scenario whereby it is you that is in control of the situation. He won't trip bc you'll respond. You will meet for dinner. You'll crack jokes about him being a father and his baby mama. He will laugh, then tell you he's stressed. You'll say "oh so that's why you wanted to see me?" You will act offended but he won't buy it. You will end up in his car, your head bobbing up and down.

Jesus help me I can't breeeeeeeeth....

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

Why not just tell him you not feeling him like that, good luck with your daughter.

This cancel culture is extra weird.

I did before he had a kid...yet he still tries. Men do that all the time.