Dude Became a Baby Daddy... Stock Just Went to Zero

[TL15]

But there were never sparks... so what did he have to lose?

 

[invalid]

Dude been trying to get with me for the longest but no sparks ever happened. He was cool though. I haven't talked to him in a year and he just called me and told me he's now a baby daddy and wants to go to dinner.

He's probably looking for a mom for his kid. I think Imma block him #. Seems like the right thing to do.

Yeah, you’re a Coli member.

 

[jadillac]

So you didn't like him before and don't like him now. Nothing has changed.

 

[Youseenmywork]

So if no sparks happened why’re you still entertaining him slim

How women usually respond to this is to say "what do you mean by entertain"

 

[Youseenmywork]

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

The nerve

 

[I'm Blackman]

Story sounds funny.

Sounds like he fukkd, repeatedly. At his leisure. On his schedule. You caught feelings. He didn't reciprocate at same level. Time went by. He got his girl (who you knew about) pregnant. First couple months as a father have finally passed and he's settled into the new routine. His schedule is now predictable so now he has some time for you again. He just called. You want to answer. But you feel kinda sleazy now so you decide to concoct a scenario whereby it is you that is in control of the situation. He won't trip bc you'll respond. You will meet for dinner. You'll crack jokes about him being a father and his baby mama. He will laugh, then tell you he's stressed. You'll say "oh so that's why you wanted to see me?" You will act offended but he won't buy it. You will end up in his car, your head bobbing up and down.

 

[Tr0yTV]

Tell the truth, brehs

 

[Astroslik]

Story sounds funny.

Sounds like he fukkd, repeatedly. At his leisure. On his schedule. You caught feelings. He didn't reciprocate at same level. Time went by. He got his girl (who you knew about) pregnant. First couple months as a father have finally passed and he's settled into the new routine. His schedule is now predictable so now he has some time for you again. He just called. You want to answer. But you feel kinda sleazy now so you decide to concoct a scenario whereby it is you that is in control of the situation. He won't trip bc you'll respond. You will meet for dinner. You'll crack jokes about him being a father and his baby mama. He will laugh, then tell you he's stressed. You'll say "oh so that's why you wanted to see me?" You will act offended but he won't buy it. You will end up in his car, your head bobbing up and down.

What’s funny is this is most likely true

 

[blues_funk_reggae]

Story got more holes than an episode of Power.

 

[Dallas' 4 Eva]

Story sounds funny.

Sounds like he fukkd, repeatedly. At his leisure. On his schedule. You caught feelings. He didn't reciprocate at same level. Time went by. He got his girl (who you knew about) pregnant. First couple months as a father have finally passed and he's settled into the new routine. His schedule is now predictable so now he has some time for you again. He just called. You want to answer. But you feel kinda sleazy now so you decide to concoct a scenario whereby it is you that is in control of the situation. He won't trip bc you'll respond. You will meet for dinner. You'll crack jokes about him being a father and his baby mama. He will laugh, then tell you he's stressed. You'll say "oh so that's why you wanted to see me?" You will act offended but he won't buy it. You will end up in his car, your head bobbing up and down.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Sounds like he fukkd, repeatedly. At his leisure. On his schedule.

This just took me out

 

[Dallas' 4 Eva]

So you didn't like him before and don't like him now. Nothing has changed.

Bro she aint talked to the man in a lil minute(no sparks mind you ) and all of a sudden he pop back up asking to take her to dinner and his ice breaker is to tell her he's a dad now?

That sounds like how you treat a hoe bruh just keeping it 100.

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

Story sounds funny.

Sounds like he fukkd, repeatedly. At his leisure. On his schedule. You caught feelings. He didn't reciprocate at same level. Time went by. He got his girl (who you knew about) pregnant. First couple months as a father have finally passed and he's settled into the new routine. His schedule is now predictable so now he has some time for you again. He just called. You want to answer. But you feel kinda sleazy now so you decide to concoct a scenario whereby it is you that is in control of the situation. He won't trip bc you'll respond. You will meet for dinner. You'll crack jokes about him being a father and his baby mama. He will laugh, then tell you he's stressed. You'll say "oh so that's why you wanted to see me?" You will act offended but he won't buy it. You will end up in his car, your head bobbing up and down.

What? It happened just like I said it did. Are you a single dad?

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

that’s funny

“Oh, I have a child now...wanna go to dinner tomorrow?”

I know that’s not how it happened j/k lol

Breh gonna show up with similac on his shirt