Dude Became a Baby Daddy... Stock Just Went to Zero

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Dude been trying to get with me for the longest but no sparks ever happened. He was cool though. I haven't talked to him in a year and he just called me and told me he's now a baby daddy and wants to go to dinner.

He's probably looking for a mom for his kid. I think Imma block him #. Seems like the right thing to do.
Well I mean, if you had gave him some butt earlier he could've been YOUR baby daddy:yeshrug:






He been trying to get the draws... he couldn't wait with a dry dikk forever
 

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Dude been trying to get with me for the longest but no sparks ever happened. He was cool though. I haven't talked to him in a year and he just called me and told me he's now a baby daddy and wants to go to dinner.

He's probably looking for a mom for his kid. I think Imma block him #. Seems like the right thing to do.

Story sounds funny.

Sounds like he fukkd, repeatedly. At his leisure. On his schedule. You caught feelings. He didn't reciprocate at same level. Time went by. He got his girl (who you knew about) pregnant. First couple months as a father have finally passed and he's settled into the new routine. His schedule is now predictable so now he has some time for you again. He just called. You want to answer. But you feel kinda sleazy now so you decide to concoct a scenario whereby it is you that is in control of the situation. He won't trip bc you'll respond. You will meet for dinner. You'll crack jokes about him being a father and his baby mama. He will laugh, then tell you he's stressed. You'll say "oh so that's why you wanted to see me?" You will act offended but he won't buy it. You will end up in his car, your head bobbing up and down.
 

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A man's stock does go down when he has kids, especially if he's an active father. You will barely have time to do anything :yeshrug:

A friend of mine has custody and the ni99a says single mom sh1t like, " Me and my daughter are a package deal."

For custody he must've traded his nuts to the mother saying goofy ass shyt like that.
 

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Story sounds funny.

Sounds like he fukkd, repeatedly. At his leisure. On his schedule. You caught feelings. He didn't reciprocate at same level. Time went by. He got his girl (who you knew about) pregnant. First couple months as a father have finally passed and he's settled into the new routine. His schedule is now predictable so now he has some time for you again. He just called. You want to answer. But you feel kinda sleazy now so you decide to concoct a scenario whereby it is you that is in control of the situation. He won't trip bc you'll respond. You will meet for dinner. You'll crack jokes about him being a father and his baby mama. He will laugh, then tell you he's stressed. You'll say "oh so that's why you wanted to see me?" You will act offended but he won't buy it. You will end up in his car, your head bobbing up and down.

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Story sounds funny.

Sounds like he fukkd, repeatedly. At his leisure. On his schedule. You caught feelings. He didn't reciprocate at same level. Time went by. He got his girl (who you knew about) pregnant. First couple months as a father have finally passed and he's settled into the new routine. His schedule is now predictable so now he has some time for you again. He just called. You want to answer. But you feel kinda sleazy now so you decide to concoct a scenario whereby it is you that is in control of the situation. He won't trip bc you'll respond. You will meet for dinner. You'll crack jokes about him being a father and his baby mama. He will laugh, then tell you he's stressed. You'll say "oh so that's why you wanted to see me?" You will act offended but he won't buy it. You will end up in his car, your head bobbing up and down.
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