I'd hope a male stripper would have legs that match his upper body

but yeah in many "raw attraction" scenarios women are going to see a man's upper body hulking over others, that's enough for a good segment of women. Especially since we're wearing pants anyway. Non-functional or not, women will ignore niqqas legs.
So now we're running with the desperation narrative?
Not slow enough for only 1 person to pop, especially when the person (woman) who chose to start debating with me ran off a list of unattractive traits about him and decided she speaks for all women.