Marc Spector
the 4'11 Cuban
Did those who didn't like it, dislike it because it's a bad movie or because you didn't agree with the choices they made for the characters?
Because it's far from a bad movie. Attack of the Clones is a bad movie.
I should have asked that question too
Including what exactly? I can understand somebody saying they didn't like that it was a long chase or they don't find Canto Bight interesting, but as for the decision to kill Snoke, or Luke dying, or Rey having nobody parents, it happened. It's not up to me I can only accept it and judge it after I accept it. And each time I've watched it I have loved their choices even more. Where as some people were disappointed with Luke, I saw his ending as the most badass jedi shyt ever.
I'm not in here to argue just clarity
Im tired and dont feel like typing a long response. but here goes one anyway
But I hate TLJ because its an abortion of a movie. There was no real plan and all the ideas you see present are a director who wanted to be cute and horrible executive decree.
Individually all the bad ideas in TLJ arent enough to make a bad movie, but holy shyt all of them IN THE SAME MOVIE? Bruh lemme rattle off real quick some of my major issues:
-Rose was annoying AF but i wouldve tolerated her had she had a smoother introduction/character arc. Clear as day she was conceived by the execs with "non traditional kickass female character/love interest" in mind and theres nothing else to her character. I feel sorry for Kelly Marie Tran because Star Wars fans are hateful fukks, but that script gave her nothing to redeem herself with.
-LOL at "lets subvert expectations but tell a story with no real drama!" Like WTF is even the story line with the next movie? the resistance, now The Rebellion (TM) makes their last stand against the First Order? nikka hasn't that been the story for five fukking movies in a row (going by in universe chronology)? ESB left us with Luke shook AF after his battle with Vader, the reveal that Vader is his pops, Han frozen in Carbonite, The Rebellion in taters...this movie has no real drama with the leads and at this point its pretty clear Kylo Ren is going down for good. Why should I watch episode 9?
-Bait and switch with Finn. The ending to TFA was low-key bullshyt as is. But to essential demote the guy who was the heart and soul of TFA to idiot sidekick was unforgivable. Once again, the execs are so up their own ass about Female Empowerment that they had no problem fukking over a Black MALE Character. Oh and "lets pair him with the fat bytch to really show that "non traditionally attractive women can be wanted/keep him away from our STRONG WHITE FEMALE PROTAGONIST WHO DOESNT NEED A MAN"
-The constant subverting to hammer home the point that "THE PAST IS DEAD THIS IS NEW STAR WARS U NERD fukk BOIS"
-Cando Blight. Self explanatory...
-The lack of universe building or scale. nikkas really spent a whole fukking movie with ships in some bullshyt ass Stat Trek/Space Navy style standoff
-Admiral Holdo's retarded ass plan just to hammer home the point of competent female leadership
-Rey is boring as fukk. I cannot stress how much Executive Decree hurt this movie. I give Disney props for wanting to undo the damage they wrought as the creators of "the Princess/fairy tale romance" stories and how it basically ruined countless generations of kids . I GET IT. But goddamn they have butchered pretty much every female character in their new star wars saga because they all are concepts first, characters second. Rey is conceptually a "strong female lead who isnt defined by her relationships with men (another reason why they didnt make her family to anyone famous), is extremely talented in the force and outside of it" ..which is great but theres little to no traits that make her relatable as a character. I really dont know her motivations other than "who were my parents?". I mean shyt if youre gonna make this bytch the centerpiece of your new Star Wars empire, make me care about her and her journey.
I got more, i could think off but im heading to bed. Overall Disney fukked themselves by thinking they could wing. The prequels may have bene over-dramatic trash too reliant on CGI but goddamn at least I felt like they were going somewhere. i felt a sense of a living breathing universe with a central concept/story in mind. The Last jedi thought it cute to drop the easy layup from TFA and it heavily suffers because of the lack of direction/story cohesion.
Disney didnt realize that as flawed as Lucas was, his guiding hand and attitude of letting people create with no agenda was what made Star Wars enjoyable in the first place.
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