DosCadenaz
Superstar
Neg me, hoe
Did you like The Last Jedi?
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ORDER_66
The Fire Rises 2023
wow the balls on you defending this garbage ass movie til the death...
OneManGang
Veteran
Rican Johnson got me crying breh
Dillah810
Flat Girther
I laughed at that way harder than I should have. Sounds like a rejected Tom Sawyer character.
But they DID have a resolution though. They got Palpatine, Vader and the empire the fukk outta here and were gonna rebuild.
The way episode 6 ended didn’t really leave any lingering questions.
Bobby Lashleys eyebrows
Superstar
Worse star wars movie ever. It made me completely lose interest in the franchise as a whole. I can't even watch a cartoon of this shyt anymore. Cacs massacred this fukker. I hate this whole series so fukking much that I wanna beat the fukk outta OP and kick his mother in the belly then spit on his father.
The way they emasculate all the men was downright cringeworthy. Finn was a weak ass comedic relief like a character out of a minstrel show with an Asian transvestite sidekick and he was a fukking washed up janitor for the stormtroopers.
Rey is ugly af. She look like Luke's twin brother. (Same body and all)
Poe was getting victimized by resistance bytches like a battered housewife.
Eeeeewwww, I'm so angry I wanna chin check OP for making this fukking thread.
If you have friends that like this movie, you should disown them because the 1915 film, "The birth of a nation" is probably on their top 5 list of all time. All disrespect.
:postjordan:
All disrespect, once again OP but fukk you B.
The way they emasculate all the men was downright cringeworthy. Finn was a weak ass comedic relief like a character out of a minstrel show with an Asian transvestite sidekick and he was a fukking washed up janitor for the stormtroopers.
Rey is ugly af. She look like Luke's twin brother. (Same body and all)
Poe was getting victimized by resistance bytches like a battered housewife.
Eeeeewwww, I'm so angry I wanna chin check OP for making this fukking thread.
If you have friends that like this movie, you should disown them because the 1915 film, "The birth of a nation" is probably on their top 5 list of all time. All disrespect.
:postjordan:
All disrespect, once again OP but fukk you B.
Totally agree...only thing I still have love for is the Clone Wars cartoonWorse star wars movie ever. It made me completely lose interest in the franchise as a whole. I can't even watch a cartoon of this shyt anymore. Cacs massacred this fukker. I hate this whole series so fukking much that I wanna beat the fukk outta OP and kick his mother in the belly then spit on his father.
The way they emasculate all the men was downright cringeworthy. Finn was a weak ass comedic relief like a character out of a minstrel show with an Asian transvestite sidekick and he was a fukking washed up janitor for the stormtroopers.
Rey is ugly af. She look like Luke's twin brother. (Same body and all)
Poe was getting victimized by resistance bytches like a battered housewife.
Eeeeewwww, I'm so angry I wanna chin check OP for making this fukking thread.
If you have friends that like this movie, you should disown them because the 1915 film, "The birth of a nation" is probably on their top 5 list of all time. All disrespect.
:postjordan:
All disrespect, once again OP but fukk you B.
Duke_Droese
All Star
You know Finn wasn't going to get none of that Rey ass. Disney still a little
. So we'll throw the brother some fried rice instead.
they couldn't even set him up with a fine yellow honey.
he got hit with a bish who looks like kung fu sammo
Mantis Toboggan M.D.
Drink wolf cola
The worst part of that is that she looks far better than the movie painted her to look. She might not be at the top of anyone’s list, but this movie did her no favors at all in that department. I’ve seen some pictures side by side of her at events compared to in the movie and I hit thethey couldn't even set him up with a fine yellow honey.
he got hit with a bish who looks like kung fu sammo
over them seemingly making a point to make her look less attractive.
Dillah810
Flat Girther
She did look like a female Sammo Hung in that flickthey couldn't even set him up with a fine yellow honey.
he got hit with a bish who looks like kung fu sammo
TheDarceKnight
Veteran
Not really.
I felt like they tried to make it subversive at the expense of the overall story.
If I were JJ I'd be pissed that this is what I had to write the last movie off of.
I'm shocked that Disney didn't lay out the entire last trilogy (or at least episodes 8 and 9) before starting.
I think this movie fukked up a lot of the potential for episode 9.
Honestly I don't want another trilogy after seeing The Last Jedi.
I felt like they tried to make it subversive at the expense of the overall story.
If I were JJ I'd be pissed that this is what I had to write the last movie off of.
I'm shocked that Disney didn't lay out the entire last trilogy (or at least episodes 8 and 9) before starting.
I think this movie fukked up a lot of the potential for episode 9.
Honestly I don't want another trilogy after seeing The Last Jedi.
I don't like this particular movie for actual movie reasons, but for all of these movies I just don't understand anybody's motivations. Perhaps someone can explain.
- 1st Order: Be evil? Yell while on camera? WTF are they trying to accomplish? How can they accomplish this while blowing up multiple planets? Where are they getting all of these resources from?
- The Rebellion: Why are they the rebellion. Has the galaxy been conquered already? Shouldn't the 1st order technically be the rebellion?
- Luke: How you don't care that one of your main homies caught a blade by your former pupil? How your sister stranded on a planet and all you do is project a Hologram. There wasn't even a way out until Mary Sue came thru and ex machina'd the rocks (the force isn't about lifting rocks, btw).
- Leia: Why are you still alive at the end of the last movie?
- Chewy: Why are you a 60 year old sidekick to an uneducated hillbilly.
- Han: fukk you still smuggling shyt for, you're old. You ain't leveled up yet?
- Mary Sue: If your parents don't matter, then what are you fukking doing? Why are you on this journey? You have no reason to be a part of this war and you don't know why you're on this side.
- FN: You said you wanted to get out the 1st order at all costs. You stood up at the last minute for p*ssy. OK, you're a simp tryna bag you a pawg. But now he going on suicide missions for the rebellion (which is 90% dead now, btw) and traded down his pawg for a faag?
- FAAG: Your sister sacrificed herself for the rebellion, you dishonored her sacrifice by not allowing FN to do so as well. You're selfish, and you sexually assaulted FN cuz I'm sure dude was never feeling you like that.
- Darth Emo: Dude literally said fukk the first order, fukk the rebellion, fukk it all. Then proceeds to hunt down and try and kill every last member of the rebellion. WTF... Why?
En Sabah Nur
The First
they couldn't even set him up with a fine yellow honey.
he got hit with a bish who looks like kung fu sammo
Why wouldn't they reverse the roles of her and the girl in the beginning that played her sister?
No, I didnt.
Didn't like The Force Awakens either.
The potential was there, but it was squandered.
Didn't like The Force Awakens either.
The potential was there, but it was squandered.
