Date from hell

[Soundwave]

She threw her high heel at me.

She cried in public chasing after me.

It was our first date and I'd only met her a few days before.

As you can imagine I never saw her again.

Weirdest experience of my life.

bytches are crazy.

 

[Paradime]

This one from the projects, he ended up selling me ramen noodles laced with roofies.

 

[Doctor Doom]

We're at the dinner table, she eats the middle out of the bread and wears the bread on her wrist while we eat.

 

[L&HH]

This guy was trying to get at me so hard this summer. I wasn't feeling him but he kept saying he wanted to just be my friend and take me out in the city. So I let him. He took me to some pretty good spots and knows everyone in the nightclub/bar scene so it's cool. Anyway, he asks me to go Archives one day. It's all good and fine. We are walking back to his place and...

Him: That's my girl
Me: Girl?
Her: *On the other side of the street looking mad as hell*
Him: Oh shyt
Her: *runs into traffic to get to his ass* WTF ARE YOU DOING? THE GIRL AT THE FRONT SAYS YOU HAVE BEEN HAVING WOMEN IN OUR HOME!
Him: *Deer in headlights*
Her: GIVE ME THE KEYS TO MY fukkING CAR!
Him: I don't have them. They are at the house
Her: YOU ARE A LYING MOTHERfukkER! THEN GIVE ME $ FOR A CAB. I NEED TO GET TO A JOB INTERVIEW!
Him: I don't have any money
Her: YOU ARE A GOD DAMN LIAR! I GAVE YOU A $100 THIS MORNING!
Him: *Deer in headlights*
Her: *Looks at me* Are you suppose to be dating him?
Me:Nah.
Her: *goes back to cussing him out*
Me:

At that point I walk to a park to eat the food he had bought me and call my girl friend and tell her about this funny shyt. When I get there he starts blowing up my phone telling me how sorry he was. He come to the park and tries to feed me this line about her being his "crazy" ex. I just eat and listen to this lying fool. Needlessly to say that was the end of that.

you a real female? Explain the usename...

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

you a real female? Explain the usename...

Yes I am a woman and my occupation is stripper.

 

[L&HH]

Yes I am a woman and my occupation is stripper.

Where at? I see you mentioned Park so DMV?, how'd you find this site?

 

[Raava]

SLOW JAMMIN JAY!!!!!! Classic fa sho

Like What are you a DJ?

Oh I lie that wasn't the worst.

The worst was when this guy asked me to come out with him and his friends with him for his bday . Not sure if it counts but anyway. Ate at the restaurant, moved to the bar area. I was having so much fun. Then they were like lets got to _____ house. Im like ok. This chick that was in the group was staring at me a lot at the restaurant and she was giving me compliments. Im oblivious to things like this. I go to put my purse in the back I don't turn on the light cause I am just setting it down. That heffa followed me in the room. I maneuver out. Trying to avoid the whole situation, plus I wasn't sure she was really trying to do anything.

I meet back up with dude we are talking on the balcony. eventually someone one of his friends comes and pulls his attention. Im like why did you ask me to come, especially this being our first time hanging out? He should have just been with his friends. So i go seat in the living room, I feel awkward and like meat on a stick in there. His friends are talking to me, making comments looking like . But then say something like "oh she is with ______"

Im starting to get a little upset that I was out there by myself. Then chick comes from no where Im happy to have a girl to talk to. She gets closer and closer. I notice the guys in the room watching us occasionally. But Im being nice and scooting back. I tell her who Im there with thinking that would be enough. Finally the heffa said fukk it and blatantly tries to feel me up. She ran her hands from my waist to my chest. I push her off of me and let her know thats not whats up. I hop up to leave, this bytch follows me to the back room where my stuff is. Im like I'm gonna have to fight this bytch for my vagina?

Dude pops up apologizing saying she is drunk blah blah trying talk to me and gets pulled away again by her. I left ignored all calls and apology messages .

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

Where at? I see you mentioned Park so DMV?, how'd you find this site?

I meant an actual park not The Park at 14th. But I do live in the DMV but I don't give out personal info. I am hear for discussion not to drum up business. I found this site from another all female forum I visit. I like the other forum but I just wanted a little change in discussion.

 

[L&HH]

I meant an actual park not The Park at 14th. But I do live in the DMV but I don't give out personal info. I am hear for discussion not to drum up business. I found this site from another all female forum I visit. I like the other forum but I just wanted a little change in discussion.

I wasnt tryna be a potential client, just curious

 

[Illuminatos]

I meant an actual park not The Park at 14th. But I do live in the DMV but I don't give out personal info. I am hear for discussion not to drum up business. I found this site from another all female forum I visit. I like the other forum but I just wanted a little change in discussion.

I knew you were gonna say you don't give out personal info. Lying ass trick.

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

I knew you were gonna say you don't give out personal info. Lying ass trick.

Prove me wrong...

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

I wasnt tryna be a potential client, just curious

I didn't say you where. I just saying I don't give out my personal info b/c that is not what I am here for.

 

[Illuminatos]

Prove me wrong...

What's your stripper name?

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

What's your stripper name?

IlluminatosMyTrick

 

[Illuminatos]

IlluminatosMyTrick

Hilarious. Now tell me what's your stage name. I got a bunch of money and I need someone to trick it off on.