Date from hell

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

He didn't do anything to me though. Strange as it sounds, thank god that other girl was there

Yous a cold blooded muhfukka

 

[CJ]

Not me but my boy said he went a date with this chick who dressed up as a cat lol he said she pulled a bowl out her purse and poured water in it at the resturaunt then started licking it. She had on a collar and cat ears on her head the nikka still smashed her after too

No fukking way

This thread though Keep them coming

 

[Uncle Kingpin]

i've been on way too many bad dates, i could write a book about my bad / crazy / ratchet dates. The most recent one was this chick i had been trying to get at for months. The sexy hip hop bohemian chic type. Our first date was really good, we talked about music and seemed to have alot in common...the second date....

I show up to pick her up, and she's already plastered. Cartoon drunk, rambling and squealing.

Me: You sure you want to go out tonight, your already pretty drunk.

Her: I know...hehehe...i'll only have one drink.

So we get to the bar, i buy her a beer. She immediately goes to the empty dance floor and is doing some kind of drunk cheerleader routine. Or drunk interpretive dance? After 5 mins of watching her embarass herself, she says buy me a drink.Nah bytch i just did, not my fault you dont know where u put it. Your cut off. I go to the bathroom, come back, and she's soliciting drinks from random cacswho all politely decline. So i'm like ok time to go. She screams "get your hands off me"and starts crying. I stuff her in the car and drive home. Whole ride i'm silent, she keeps asking me is anything wrong over and over. Told her unless you want to walk you should stop talking

 

[Maddmike]

i've been on way too many bad dates, i could write a book about my bad / crazy / ratchet dates. The most recent one was this chick i had been trying to get at for months. The sexy hip hop bohemian chic type. Our first date was really good, we talked about music and seemed to have alot in common...the second date....

I show up to pick her up, and she's already plastered. Cartoon drunk, rambling and squealing.

Me: You sure you want to go out tonight, your already pretty drunk.

Her: I know...hehehe...i'll only have one drink.

So we get to the bar, i buy her a beer. She immediately goes to the empty dance floor and is doing some kind of drunk cheerleader routine. Or drunk interpretive dance? After 5 mins of watching her embarass herself, she says buy me a drink.Nah bytch i just did, not my fault you dont know where u put it. Your cut off. I go to the bathroom, come back, and she's soliciting drinks from random cacswho all politely decline. So i'm like ok time to go. She screams "get your hands off me"and starts crying. I stuff her in the car and drive home. Whole ride i'm silent, she keeps asking me is anything wrong over and over. Told her unless you want to walk you should stop talking

Did you talk to her after that?

 

[61 Corpses]

i've been on way too many bad dates, i could write a book about my bad / crazy / ratchet dates. The most recent one was this chick i had been trying to get at for months. The sexy hip hop bohemian chic type. Our first date was really good, we talked about music and seemed to have alot in common...the second date....

I show up to pick her up, and she's already plastered. Cartoon drunk, rambling and squealing.

Me: You sure you want to go out tonight, your already pretty drunk.

Her: I know...hehehe...i'll only have one drink.

So we get to the bar, i buy her a beer. She immediately goes to the empty dance floor and is doing some kind of drunk cheerleader routine. Or drunk interpretive dance? After 5 mins of watching her embarass herself, she says buy me a drink.Nah bytch i just did, not my fault you dont know where u put it. Your cut off. I go to the bathroom, come back, and she's soliciting drinks from random cacswho all politely decline. So i'm like ok time to go. She screams "get your hands off me"and starts crying. I stuff her in the car and drive home. Whole ride i'm silent, she keeps asking me is anything wrong over and over. Told her unless you want to walk you should stop talking

 

[young3000]

I had one about a year or 2 ago with this chick I met from POF. She had been trying to get up with me for over and a week and even invited me over to her place for dinner. I declined since my boy was coming into town that evening. So she invited me to a college football game on a Saturday. At first I was hesitant because I thought what if I'm not feeling this chick...I have to sit through a 3 hour game with her but I ignored my gut feeling and agreed to go with her. I thought we would hit it off because we had good conversations through text, email, and over the phone. I just knew I was on the come up too. Shorty was 29, no kids, getting her masters, could cook, and had a decent body but when I met her in person she had a lazy eye. I didn't really mind because it wasn't really noticeable and I couldn't even tell in her pics. What really got me was the sound she kept making with her nose and it was annoying the hell out of me. She kept laughing at her own jokes and they weren't even funny. I sat there in silence for about 2 quarters thinking how could I get myself out of this mess I almost just left the stadium and left her stranded, her car was about 3 miles away but I stuck it out and stayed for the whole game. After the game she wanted to go out to eat but I told her I was tired and needed a nap from such a long day. I dropped her off at her car and she wouldn't move from out in front of my car until I hugged her I literally sat there for 30 secs and thought about it hitting her with my jeep but that probably would of turned her on. So I get a text from her later that night saying she had a great time and she asked if I wanted to go with her to the fair the next day. I told her I already had plans. This bytch proceeds to cuss me out via text because I didn't want to spend time with her. I was all ready to go in on her but just ignored her but she kept blowing my phone up talking about she was sorry for acting that way and I'm such a nice guy and how it would never happen again

After about 30 text and emails from her I just said look there won't be anymore dates and you seemed to have some issues and good luck in the future. About 5 months later she sends me a bikini pic of her in Jamaica celebrating her 30th bday.

 

[61 Corpses]

After about 30 text and emails from her I just said look there won't be anymore dates and you seemed to have some issues and good luck in the future. About 5 months later she sends me a bikini pic of her in Jamaica celebrating her 30th bday.

Sounds just like @john goodman's thread from last night where he sent a dikk pic to a chick cause she stood him up

 

[Theraflu]

eating chinese food while skyping isn't a date binary

KG why are you like this ?

For real, why ?

 

[young3000]

Sounds just like @john goodman's thread from last night where he sent a dikk pic to a chick cause she stood him up

I was like wtf am I suppose to do with this. I'm pretty sure she's still single.

 

[x2y]

Yea way back in like 2000 on Yahoo. I met some white chick real pretty face, school teacher, freaky lonely with a soft voice and wanted the D bad. We set a date to go out and lay pipe. I show up, ring her door bell and this bytch wouldn't open the door instead she came to the window... it was night time, that house was dark as fukk. I told her listen if you don't want to open the door I don't see the point of coming over I'm leaving. Well she lets me in and I walk in to the crib to see this fat free willy looking bytch standing there.

I'm yo you look nothing like your pic! she asked me to stay for dinner and I don't know what possessed me to stay, but I stayed for some Pizza Hut and she ending up slobbing me after I started to leave the bytch started crying and clinging onto my my arm so that I wouldn't leave. I walked out and never seen this hoe again. Damn online dating was rough prior to phone cams and skype and knowing the angles bytches constantly use to hide their bodies.

I still consider that night a loss.

 

[Desirous]

I'd say that nothing was out of hell...just a couple of rude idiots who think that acting like a bad boy is going to give them some kind of an advantage.

Probably the worst was this jacked-up Persian guy who was way too into himself. I ended up parking at his place cause he lives in an area where restaurants etc are walking distance. We walked over to this pizza joint...nothing fancy, even. The entire time, he talked about himself...how much money he makes blah blah and how I should come back to his place for sex. I politely declined. He basically had a "You're missing out cause my dikk is huge" attitude. So then, we go to leave and he looks at me and says "Oh I don't have cash or my credit card" and he knew the guy working there cause I guess he goes a lot since it's right by where he lives...I just said "Well, I got mine so..." paid for mine and he told the dude he'll get him later...the guy laughed and said "Okay, no problem"

Then, we were walking back to my car and he held me up saying how on our 2nd date, he'll take me to an expensive restaurant and pay...I was like "What 2nd date?" I just said good night and went home.

 

[Doin2Much Williams]

Nah but I remember that BET show where they had the scripted dating thing then a midget devil black dude would come out of nowhere and hump the female leg


I was like 12

Yeah i remember that.


It was 3 years ago.



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[Remote]

In 02 i was thirsty as hell and was talking to some chick on blackplanet. Based off her pics on there she looked cute
We agreed that i would pick her up and "see where the night takes us"
When i picked her up she looked nowhere near her pics She was straight status
Being the nice nikka I was, i still took her out. We ended up going downtown and i paid $15.00 for some tickets to the Pacers game.
I sat there the entire time with the face, it didnt seem to bother her because she kept talking nonstop about her life and how excited she was to be out with me
I dropped her off right after the game. She asked me if i wanted to come in and stay the night. I told her "nah, i got class in the morning"
Two hours later she blew up my phone with 10-15 calls and multiple messages on blackplanet
I think she finally got the hint

You were a good sport about it.
2002 was a completely different age. I remember BP and ...there was some latino site..MiGente?...they were huge.

 

[Remote]

Took a stripper to dinner once...I'm talkin DIME+...

Capt. Save-a-ho mentality

Long story short took the ho to a bar afterwards tryin to pretend like she's a stripper with a heart of gold instead of a beautiful whore...

...suddenly it hit me sittin at the bar with her...I'm on a fukkin date with a prostitute
I was so wit myself I didn even pursue hittin it afterwards , jus dropped the bytch off and bounced

I guess you had decent game though. I bet most strippers shoo away most men who try to holler at them.

 

[Remote]

I went on a date with some wrestler dude I met at a party... he was weird. he shaved every part of his body and wore new balance.. the very ugly running kind

thats the best i got.. i got a handful of horrible stories from the last guy i was "seeing" though. one being left in the middle of no where in South Florid after we went on a date and he got drunk and on the way home he got lost somehow and didn't know where we were, in HIS city and blamed it on me .. even though I wasn't even living there 2 weeks and didn't know shyt about the area.. when he been living there like 10 years

Damn. Being left in the middle of nowhere is grimy. Sorry you had to deal with that.