Cyberskin >>>>> Real p*ssy !!!!

[JadeB]

Apparently, OP attached it to a Bowflex 1000 work out machine.

Breh, I might have fukked up my Uber rating. I just burst out laughing at this shyt in a quiet ass car.

How you on the Coli while driving?

 

[DPresidential]

How you on the Coli while driving?

LMFAO, I was the passenger.

 

[I Really Mean It]

Does it fit in the dishwasher?

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

I guess...

You had to know what would happen when you made this thread. Stop being sensitive about it.

 

[Robo Squirrel]

So..... My

Spoiler

Came in the mail today. A birthday present I bought for myself

Tested homegirl out, and maaaaan this shyt right here had me like

It's perfect breh! I may never fukk a real bytch again

shyt feels just like a strippers ass feels, and it's 15 pounds so it's like you holding onto some real ass. It smacks and gets pounded like the real thing. This is better than the real thing in so many ways. I think every man should buy one, way better than fapping or being abstinent.

Pros:

1) No smell

2) No talking or actually having to interact with it
3) No condoms needed

4) No STD worries

5) No pregnancy scares

6) You don't gotta meet it's family or friends
7) It leaves you alone

8) It'll never lose or gain weight on you
9) Doesn't age

10) Can take it anywhere


I could literally keep going

Cons:

1) No titties or thighs


But I'm an ass man, so it's not a real loss.

But yeah man, this shyt is the future. I'ma fukk around and buy another one so we can have threesomes

Real p*ssy is good too, sometimes... But this shyt here !!!!

This shyt is the closest thing to utopia
2018 gonna be an amazing year

Applaud this man!

 

[Robo Squirrel]

Gone end up fukking a hole thru it and that will be the end of that

Yo you mfs got me out here fukking dying!

 

[Robo Squirrel]

EVERY COMMENT ON HERE GOT ME FUKIN CRYING!

I was in a shytty mood before I came across this page.

 

[Hoodoo Child]

shyt :Freeman2:

 

[Man]

Only an matter of time till plastic vulvies have warm vibrate and pulsating grip settings

 

[Robo Squirrel]

Breh gonna come home, all primed at the door and meet this nikka

Wearing that thang out like "Damn Breh, you home Early'n'shyt. Excuse yourself for 5 minutes, we got business."

I fukking can't go through another page! This shyt is too fukking much!
Mfs out here looking at me like I lost my fukking mind. I gotta fall back!5*

 

[Mowgli]

Wow guy if you had known Brazillian Jiujitsu you could be fukking that plus the whole body.

 

[International Playa]

Where would u hide that piece of ass???

I live alone in a one bedroom apartment, I would still be paranoid on where to store it

 

[Amor fati]

Find Allah as quick as you can

A woman that loves, and understands you >>>>>>> Bussing a nut rubbing against plastic

I agree with you but even that is difficult, these day's it's all about dating for short periods and call it a day.

 

[CarbonBraddock]

not to derail the thread, but the only thing better than this is to get a girl with no legs and a girl with no arms and let them go WILD on you brehs.

 

[Amor fati]

No homo but imagine how foolish a grown man must look getting worked up humping a hunk of plastic like that

On the bright side, this might be a humane way to stave off population growth, if a significant portion of the population opts out of reproduction in favor of this goofball shyt.

Nah the reason why these things are happening is that people can't get their shyt straight in relationships.