Damn @BlackPearl The Empress you joined the shyt on AllEyez train too? You was the last brehette I thought was ok.
Brehs, you see how brehettes push you into the pawg life?
You all know it is not in my nature to pass up an easy joke. Stop playing.
Cyberskin >>>>> Real p*ssy !!!!
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You all know it is not in my nature to pass up an easy joke. Stop playing.
So..... My
Came in the mail today. A birthday present I bought for myself
Tested homegirl out, and maaaaan this shyt right here had me like
It's perfect breh! I may never fukk a real bytch again
shyt feels just like a strippers ass feels, and it's 15 pounds so it's like you holding onto some real ass. It smacks and gets pounded like the real thing. This is better than the real thing in so many ways. I think every man should buy one, way better than fapping or being abstinent.
Pros:
1) No smell
2) No talking or actually having to interact with it
3) No condoms needed
4) No STD worries
5) No pregnancy scares
6) You don't gotta meet it's family or friends
7) It leaves you alone
8) It'll never lose or gain weight on you
9) Doesn't age
10) Can take it anywhere
I could literally keep going
Cons:
1) No titties or thighs
But I'm an ass man, so it's not a real loss.
But yeah man, this shyt is the future. I'ma fukk around and buy another one so we can have threesomes
Real p*ssy is good too, sometimes... But this shyt here !!!!
This shyt is the closest thing to utopia
2018 gonna be an amazing year
The smell of p*ssy is the best part
@ the replies in here, got me on the floor!!
@AllEyez
You might as well spend a little more and order the whole thing and get it customized to your liking
160cm WM 5ft3 B-cup Sex Doll
that shyt actually made me pause for a second 
Breh gonna come home, all primed at the door and meet this nikkaWearing that thang out like "Damn Breh, you home Early'n'shyt. Excuse yourself for 5 minutes, we got business."
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The build up of a real vagina
....How you can feel it getting wetter, hotter, the contractions
A real vagina's like the Hulks rage.There's no end to how hot/wet you can make it.
Plastic can't Hulk out.....That's true power
....How you can feel it getting wetter, hotter, the contractionsA real vagina's like the Hulks rage.There's no end to how hot/wet you can make it.
Plastic can't Hulk out.....That's true power
The build up of a real vagina
A real vagina's like the Hulks rage.There's no end to how hot/wet you can make it.
Plastic can't Hulk out.....That's true power
u think there is no smell. i watched one of those doll lover documentaries and the guy said his dollwoman coochie smelled like death if he didn't regularly clean it after bussing inside
so basically instead of a real woman cleaning her own vagina you're gonna have to clean your partial dollwoman's coochie.
however, i agree its a safe alternative to sex until you find a wife.
Something about this has me screaming - I think it's the part where you say, "You're going to have to clean your partial
dollwoman's coochie..."
Whew, Lord
!
Breh gonna come home, all primed at the door and meet this nikkaWearing that thang out like "Damn Breh, you home Early'n'shyt. Excuse yourself for 5 minutes, we got business."
LMAO.
'Wearing that thang out'
NYSTATEOFMIND
Superstar
Did you let ya man run a train on the plastic puss? aint no fun....if the homies can have 
raoulduke187
All Star
are you smoking angel dust brah
fukk outta here with this shyt
fukk outta here with this shyt
