Creflo Dollar wants people to donate so he can buy a G650 plane

[fscballin]

Christianity is cool.

if your not following the first religion on this planet, then your religion is "newly created" ie. a fraud

that includes christianity and islam

 

[scarlxrd]

I'm not an Atheist by any means because I believe in a God. However, I know Christianity is a sham. God is God remember that. He is something that us mortals can't understand.

one of the funniest things i saw at his church was:

during revival they had some white dude guest pastor
they had a nikka hobble in and ask for prayer
saying he was born with one leg longer than the other(both legs looked the same length tho )

the white dude laid hands on him and suddenly his short leg supposedly grew


dude ran around the church dancing and shyt
and the congregation went crazy

That's the stupidest shyt I've ever heard.... and I believe every word of it happened. Why are we so infinitely smart in almost every fukking aspect but fall straight retarded to these con artists?! WHY?!

 

[Groanman]

He simply wants to be that much closer to white god.

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

Did these nikkas just run through money?

 

[the cac mamba]

the worst part is that maybe if people didnt believe in jesus theyd think this money would be better put towards, i dont know, a fukkin community schools, kids, whatever

65 mill for a jet

 

[SirReginald]

 

[Fart Knocker]

there was south park where pat robertson and the 700 Club needed donations to buy an inter-galatic cruiser to spread the gospel to other galaxies

 

[Tropical Fantasy]

Crefto Dollar is a hustling ass nikka

 

[scarlxrd]

 

[JuvenileHell]

religion

Fixed

For real though, Im in the wrong profession. Im a good talker, Ill do theology and try to get me some of this preacher money

 

[JuvenileHell]

i thought he already had a jet


he wants another one?

why have one....when you can have two

 

[Based Lord Zedd]

Can everyone donate $100 Coli Cash to me?

I need it to spread the gospel to other forums.

 

[LV Koopa]

people are fukking morons.

 

[Mob H]

Man, motherfukk Creflo Dollar. I just can't understand how people can follow a nikka named Dollar. Like this is literally on some Pastor Offering shyt.

 

[joeychizzle]

there was south park where pat robertson and the 700 Club needed donations to buy an inter-galatic cruiser to spread the gospel to other galaxies

Even though it's South Park, we all KNOW there are gonna be some retarded religious folk out there that really wanna do this. Like possible alien lifeforms, probably with anatomies, habits, cultures and appearances COMPLETELY different to us are going to believe some pale alien imaginary being created them too.

The extreme range of human intelligence, from supreme retardation to utterly remarkable genius is insane.