COVID-19 Pandemic (Coronavirus)

[Stir Fry]

I think we are going to see the beginning of automation in a few jobs as a result of all of this

Out here in the bay, they sent all our bridges toll takers home, and are just sending people bills that don't own fastrak devices. Pretty sure their jobs are gonna be obsolete after this.

 

[Kokoro]

Since we all got a little time on our hands, I put this into excel and added an exponential trendline to it. Then I used the excel calculated equation to extrapolate the data out to Wednesday.

If I did it correctly, this data is accurate, and the trend continues at this rate then we will probably have between 3400-3500 deaths on Wednesday Friday

 

[Dr. Acula]

edit: nevermind saw you said exponential

 

[NkrumahWasRight Is Wrong]

Testing is nonsense

My buddy clearly had it

Waited 3 days for results

Report said negative but "consider retesting"

 

[NotaPAWG]

Since we all got a little time on our hands, I put this into excel and added an exponential trendline to it. Then I used the excel calculated equation to extrapolate the data out to Wednesday.

If I did it correctly, this data is accurate, and the trend continues at this rate then we will probably have between 3400-3500 deaths on Wednesday

 

[Jx2]

Thank god I'm not getting anything back

This will play out with his name crossed off and ad-libbed on millions of checks and a flurry of twitter captions

 

[Geode]

fukk man....stay home. i was in this thread for a minute trying to downplay this shyt.
my aunt was feeling feverish last night had a cough. my mother called me around 9 and told me she was going to check on her b/c she had just went to the ER.
i was hoping it wasn't serious. i called my mom this morning to ask how my aunt was doing and she told me they wouldn't let her in to see her. she thought it was strange but I guess b/c of the danger of contamination they kept her away.
anyway, my mom just called me 30 minutes ago to let me know she passed away.

so this shyt is not a hoax or a joke. i just made a post in here saying I didn't know anyone that had it. now in less than 48 hours I have immediate family that died from it. please be careful ya'll

My condolences.

 

[Kokoro]

Wait I calculated the value for next Friday. So that’s 3400-3500 next Friday and 1800 to 2000 next Wednesday

 

[gldnone913]

Since we all got a little time on our hands, I put this into excel and added an exponential trendline to it. Then I used the excel calculated equation to extrapolate the data out to Wednesday.

If I did it correctly, this data is accurate, and the trend continues at this rate then we will probably have between 3400-3500 deaths on Wednesday

How long did Trump say them ventilators would take? 100 days?

 

[ColdSlither]

Out here in the bay, they sent all our bridges toll takers home, and are just sending people bills that don't own fastrak devices. Pretty sure their jobs are gonna be obsolete after this.

Already was. This has been in the works for a while with toll collection across the nation.

 

[Wild self]

This shyt is starting to hit all types of people...young, old, middle-aged, wealthy, poor, celebrities, politicians... Virus just not giving a fukk..

One the likes of Prince Charles got infected with it, I knew that not even royal blood can be spared. This is a true humanitarian crisis.

 

[Kokoro]

See my next post. That’s still a lot of deaths

But I don’t wanna cause panic. That value is only if it continues at this rate and if the values given were correct and obviously human error like the one I made

Also that’s a very rough estimate given the limited amount of data points we have right now

 

[Wild self]

They shouldnt get bail out money if they still laying people off

Damn Republicans.

 

[levitate]

Since we all got a little time on our hands, I put this into excel and added an exponential trendline to it. Then I used the excel calculated equation to extrapolate the data out to Wednesday.

If I did it correctly, this data is accurate, and the trend continues at this rate then we will probably have between 3400-3500 deaths on Wednesday Friday

should have went logarithmic

 

[goatmane]

I think we are going to see the beginning of automation in a few jobs as a result of all of this

That was inevitable

What's shocking is the acceptance of this very premature form of Universal Basic Income. Republicans giving money to ppl who ain't working?

Not even the most optimistic person wouldve expected this to happen so early

Theres no going back

And now ppl are seeing the stupidity of tying health insurance to your job that can cut you at any time