Cooked Kings, bytchmade bigs, and shytty snitches: Your 2022-23 GOAT franchise Boss Angeles Lakers season thread

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10bandz

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Bron and Handy should’ve never did those emoji tweets but y’all can keep blaming Jeanie and Pelinka like it’s their fault we can’t make trades while having lesser options + players and staff celebrating before it even happens. Mavs outbid us while Bron and Phil were doing gossipy IG shyt.
 

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LeBron+Lakers tax is real apparently.. what's shocking to me is that the Mavs got Kyrie with not guarantee that he'll resign there lol.

Literally a franchise altering gamble
 

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FOH...the Buss family has brought us how many rings :stopitslime:

It's mainly Bron stans advocating for this

We do everything he asks us to and the minute we say we aren't trading FRPs 5 to 7 yrs away after we literally just traded 3 FRPs and 2 pick swaps 3.5 yrs ago, this fakkit throws a tantrum

Fck Bron, Fck AD, Fck Klutch

We'll be better when we get rid of these fakkits and start over and rebuild organically
And what did we do for the 5 years before that to give you faith that we can rebuild organically lmao. Again. 2 playoff appearances in 10 years.
 

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Nothing we could do.


Yes we could. We could move right. Teams don’t wanna deal with us when we out here celebrating every time a star requests a trade. That shyt almost cost us AD and you know Tsai got wind of those emoji tweets and Kyrie wanting to come here.
 

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Since Kobe tore his ACL

We drafted BI (All Star), late first rounder Kuz (solid starter), late first rounder Josh Hart (solid starter), Julius (All Star), D'Lo (Former All Star), Lonzo (solid starter when healthy), second rounder Jordan Clarkson (solid starter)

Traded for KCP (Klutch)
Signed Lonnie (Klutch)
Traded for AD (Klutch) and gave up hella assets including a pick that turned out to be Darius Garland
Signed Bron
Traded for Rui
Traded for Pat Bev
Traded for Dennis (gave up a first rounder)
Traded for Westbrook
Signed Juan Toscano-Anderson (Klutch)
Signed Kendrick Nunn (Klutch)
Signed Montrezl Harrell (Klutch)
Signed Scotty Pippen Jr (Klutch)
Signed Ben McLemore (Klutch)

I'm missing other deals but c'mon this is ridic...we've bent over for Klutch...it has to stop at some point

Are we signing these Klutch guys bc we think they're great players or to appease Bron :ohhh:
Let Caruso walk
Let Randle walk
Let Brook Lopez walk
Cut Thomas Bryant
Traded away Zubac for trash

That's 5 assets that they got nothing in return for. That's awful fukking asset management.

Overpaid for AD when no other team was bidding for him.

Westbrook trade.

THT extension

The whole 2021 off-season.

And that's the shyt I remember.
 

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And what did we do for the 5 years before that to give you faith that we can rebuild organically lmao. Again. 2 playoff appearances in 10 years.

We got drafted and developed the players who got us AD in the first place. We reshaped the FO and our win total was going up every year. We were +11 in wins the season before we got Bron and only +2 in Brons first season with us. Without the assets that us AD we wouldn’t have done shyt this entire Bron era
 

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Let Caruso walk
Let Randle walk
Let Brook Lopez walk
Cut Thomas Bryant
Traded away Zubac for trash

That's 5 assets that they got nothing in return for. That's awful fukking asset management.

Overpaid for AD when no other team was bidding for him.

Westbrook trade.

THT extension

The whole 2021 off-season.

And that's the shyt I remember.


First thing he mentions is Caruso :mjlol:

Mentions overpaying for AD and getting Westbrook and the 2021 offseason but refuses to blame Bron for any of it:mjlol:



Fake ass Laker fan.
 

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We got drafted and developed the players who got us AD in the first place. We reshaped the FO and our win total was going up every year. We were +11 in wins the season before we got Bron and only +2 in Brons first season with us. Without the assets that us AD we wouldn’t have done shyt this entire Bron era
Lmao.. I mean that's just normally how being chitty for 5-6 years works, you get good draft picks. But even with those "good" picks they still fukd up consistently on the margins and getting the proper value for each.

An accumulation of chitty moves leaves you not having wiggle room when the times to make a legit move
 

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We got drafted and developed the players who got us AD in the first place. We reshaped the FO and our win total was going up every year. We were +11 in wins the season before we got Bron and only +2 in Brons first season with us. Without the assets that us AD we wouldn’t have done shyt this entire Bron era
None of them nikkas that we drafted are as good as AD or would have gotten us close to a championship and you know that. Half of them nikkas just as frail as AD. Also shout out to all the bad moves like letting Caruso go for free. But yeah all of a sudden they gonna turn it around 😂
 
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