Confess your fatboy crimes

[Germms]

All of that 3x a day?

Yeah. I was doing two a days. Didn’t understand nutrition for shyt. Ate whatever and that was my favorite.

 

[Exlurkernegro]

I'm a fiend for sour patch kids or cherry sours. It's nothing for me to kill a bag of them.

 

[downtheline]

I used to go to the buffet and make 3 plates at once and take them to my table...and gorge through them. Plates lined up across the table.

 

[Hey_zeus]

Whenever i got to Popeyes(every few months) I grab the spicy chicken sammich meal(#10) and a spicy chicken on the side. Usually smoke and eat both in one setting.

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

I bought some Girl Scout cookies from my coworker last week and ate all the damn thin mints before I left the office

In your defense, the size of those cookies is much smaller than back in the day.

I remember around this time last year I got two Taco Bell party packs (12+12=24 tacos) just for me. and the delivery guy cracked a joke saying I was entertaining a party for one. That was the day I realized I don't want to be like this in my 30s

I’m more appalled that you got Taco Bell delivered.

I could eat 1 lb of crab legs with old bay by myself in less than a hour.

That’s nothing.

 

[RARI_Godwind]

Holiday season had just past. Every year I go in on the egg nog and pop tarts. Two packs of them cinnamon brown shuga jawns microwaved for 35-40 seconds with a cup of that nog used sparingly

 

[Fly]

I remember around this time last year I got two Taco Bell party packs (12+12=24 tacos) just for me. and the delivery guy cracked a joke saying I was entertaining a party for one. That was the day I realized I don't want to be like this in my 30s

The real crime here is that you got that shyt delivered

 

[Mastamimd]

One time I was stoned out of my mind before work and I ordered a pizza...my roommate wanted some and asked me to save him a slice...that was all I left, after thirty or so minutes

 

[skeetsinternal]

Drank 4 cans of nutrament

 

[987654321]

I ate 2 “All star breakfast” meals from Waffle House, back to back. It was satisfying until all that shyt started expanding in my stomach. I thought I was going to roll over, split open, and die like a foolish snake

 

[JT-Money]

Paging Dr. Now.....

 

[Eternally Jaded]

Damn, y'all really out here punishing your digestive systems like that huh?

My fatboy moments be things like getting a Jr Bacon 4for$4 n adding a crispy chicken sandwich on.

Or getting a whopper meal at Bk n adding the 10pc nugget on. I never finish the nuggets tho.

I'm gonna stop beating myself up over it, thanks to this thread.

 

[E R 11 C]

When I ain't giving a fukk about what i eat...

I'm guilty of always ordering a "fukk it" item while going thru the drive thru.

"20 piece nuggets, Large Fry w/ a sweet tea.....aaaaaand..... 2 apple pies....fukk it."
"Lemme get a western bacon w/ crisscut fries....aaaaaand.....jalapeno poppers....fukk it"

 

[Clay Puppington]

Damn, y'all really out here punishing your digestive systems like that huh?

My fatboy moments be things like getting a Jr Bacon 4for$4 n adding a crispy chicken sandwich on.

Or getting a whopper meal at Bk n adding the 10pc nugget on. I never finish the nuggets tho.

I'm gonna stop beating myself up over it, thanks to this thread.

This is a safe space

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

This is a safe space

These lightweights in here looking soft