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What size?Four months ago I ate two boxes of pizza by myself.
What size?Four months ago I ate two boxes of pizza by myself.
I’m fat
my whole life a crime
That's cute....eat 3 and a fry and come holla at me
Jesus. You win.I get up at night sometimes wanting some cookies, too lazy to bake though. So what I'll do is rip blocks of cookie dough off and eat it raw in bed, pause if necessary
I can neither confirm nor deny that I've eaten a whole pizza in one sitting. On multiple occasions .
I’m fat
my whole life a crime
I eat the pictures out of cookbooks
That's how I feel about those damn strawberry shortcake rolls. I'd slide thru a box like it's nothing.Once in college I won a pancake eating contest at IHOP (they were doing all you can eat, impulse road trip with college friends). I did not eat a damn thing for at least 24 hours after the fact and I had NEVER felt so full in my life. Last time I was in actual pain from food.
The ride back hurt. Trying to sleep hurt. Never again
Beyond that ... all I'm going to say is that Little Debbie bytch has got to be putting actual crack in her Star Crunches.