Confess your fatboy crimes

[Easy-E]

I can eat a whole stuff crust from Pizza Hut in a day or two by myself

I'm going bike to the gym



I'ma just go in March so ppl think I stuck it out since the new year

 

[E R 11 C]

My whole house cutting weight w my son i hate wrestling season

Cant let the lil breh suffer on his own, we all suffer.

Solid parenting.

Used to try to help moms out when i was in HS when she would diet. Solidarity. No carbs was a bytch tho.

 

[GhettoTeK]

Been thinking about snacks non stop, I'm on a diet

 

[How Sway?]

Finished one large supreme pizza and cinnamon poppers from papa johns once

This was when i was super active though.

 

[G.O.A.T Squad Spokesman]

Large.

 

[TheDarkskinnedDrake]

Ate 3 oxtail plates at one time each was loaded up with Oxtails, rice and collard greens

my ass went straight to sleep in an oxtail coma

 

[SunZoo]

I'm on Amazon right now looking for french fry holders so I can drink french fries into my face at home.

...........

 

[G.O.A.T Squad Spokesman]

What y'all eating for the Superbowl?

 

[SunZoo]

What y'all eating for the Superbowl?

An elk burger with a side of fries to sip on.

 

[Pegasus Jackson]

I go to war at the chinese buffet.


Fried skrimps

Crab Legs

that cheese seafood casserole

sushi

crawfish

hot and sour soup.


I feel fukking cheated if I don't represent.

 

[YakSpiller]

I can neither confirm nor deny that I've eaten a whole pizza in one sitting. On multiple occasions .

I sat in my car the other day on my lunch and ate a whole pizza.


shyt was fire tho. No regrets.

I’ve ate a whole family size bag of Doritos.

Sometimes my girl will ask if I ate anything, I’ll say no just to get another meal.

20pc nugget is like a appetizer at this point.


I gotta stop this shyt tho. Can’t be doin this shyt at 30+

 

[Champagne Kudo]

I’ll eat a large pizza in one sitting, solo, every time

im not fat anymore but was as a kid. One time my mom made taco salad that was supposed to last for a good while. You know ya boy ate that shyt in an evening

mom went off on me after though

 

[Vic Damone. Jr]

Damn near finished off a bag of Krispy Kreme glazed cruller donuts one night. I was till I realized I was killing em too fast and looked in the bag only to see most those mugs gone. Legit went

 

[Clayton Endicott]

Once in college I won a pancake eating contest at IHOP (they were doing all you can eat, impulse road trip with college friends). I did not eat a damn thing for at least 24 hours after the fact and I had NEVER felt so full in my life. Last time I was in actual pain from food.

The ride back hurt. Trying to sleep hurt. Never again

Beyond that ... all I'm going to say is that Little Debbie bytch has got to be putting actual crack in her Star Crunches.

That's me with those oatmeal creampies

 

[Actually6Foot3]

My and my cousin use to prep for our smoke sessions.

Step 1.

Hit the chicken spot. Hot wings, fries and a chopped cheese burger on a hero for me.

Step 2.

Hit the deli directly next door to that. Skittles, sour patch. 2 sodas 20oz sodas(one flavor just int enough when you're high), 2 bags of Lays honey BBQ chips and an iced honey bun for me.

Step 3.

Hit McDonalds two doors down

Two McChickens. An Oreo mcflurry. 3 cookies and a 6 piece nuggets with BBQ sauce

Step 4.

Smoke the Ls we rolled as we walk home

Step 5.

Mumble through the house stinking of weed. Rush straight to my bedroom. So my mom doesn't ask questions

Step 6

Crush everything.


This was a weekly thing. We were on the football team at the time so honestly no weight was gained.