Confess your fatboy crimes

[KING WILL]

3 bowls of ice cream b2b2b.

Amounted to a whole half gallon in 1 sitting.

 

[mag357]

Does getting caught using a roll as a napkin, and then eating said "napkin" count?

First of all ... That's ingenious.
Don't let anybody tell you different

 

[Shamayw_33]

you are really tall so i'm sure it spreads better than the average

It does. People never believe me when I tell them how much I weight. I always get the "you look like you're 230-250."