Confess your fatboy crimes

[DropTopDoc]

Man we all had our fat boy moments, eating too many wings, or burgers..... but i remember when i ate two Popeyes chicken sandwiches ant once, or The Walmart joint where it was a whole fried chicken

 

[Rusty$hackleford]

Once in college I won a pancake eating contest at IHOP (they were doing all you can eat, impulse road trip with college friends). I did not eat a damn thing for at least 24 hours after the fact and I had NEVER felt so full in my life. Last time I was in actual pain from food.

The ride back hurt. Trying to sleep hurt. Never again

Beyond that ... all I'm going to say is that Little Debbie bytch has got to be putting actual crack in her Star Crunches.

Damn I haven't had a star crunch in a min. Might have to get a box off the strength

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Me and my sister ordered 10 large pizzas for our family and ate 5 on the way back home.

That's not even possible

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

That's not even possible

He talking about them my 600 pound life folks....

He lying

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

i ate two Popeyes chicken sandwiches ant once, or The Walmart joint where it was a whole fried chicken

That's cute....eat 3 and a fry and come holla at me

 

[hood b. goode]

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/fat-things-youve-done.499914/

 

[Child_Of_God]

Four months ago I ate two boxes of pizza by myself.

 

[MajesticLion]

TIL what a Crave Case is

 

[Clay Puppington]

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/fat-things-youve-done.499914/

There it is

 

[Germms]

20 peace nugget large dry chocolate shake and large coke from McDonald’s 3 times a day for 2 weeks straight.

 

[Arithmetic]

If I ever go to a burger spot that gives you fries in a little box, I don't emm pick them shyts out, I just turn it upside down and drink them into my mouth.

Catch a French fry facial in public, brehs

 

[General Mills]

Damn I haven't had a star crunch in a min. Might have to get a box off the strength

Star Crunches are legit crack


I put em in the freezer. Then when they are frozen I

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

I once went to McDonald’s. Ordered the two cheeseburger meal upsized. Switched the soda for a strawberry shake. A extra biggie fry. Two mc chickens. Two apple pies. And a Big Mac after a pause.


I get to the window to pay and there was a black chick there. She said. You gon eat this food aintcha


I was like naw. Ordering for me and fam back home


She was Boy stop lying

I just smiled internally I was cause I knew I was going to crush all of that.

got home and did just that

 

[SATAN]

Every time I go out to buy fast food, I order so much food that the cashier says, "This is to go, right?"

Me: "For here "

Cashier:

Me:

 

[krackdagawd]

My whole house cutting weight w my son i hate wrestling season

Cant let the lil breh suffer on his own, we all suffer.