Come up with Adam Sandler movie premises.UPDATE: Adam makes a new movie using our ideas

[notwhoiusedtobe]

Aight, can't hit up the thread without contributing. Here we go...


Divorced father of two, Dave Goldfarb, is out of shape and out of luck. His ex-wife (played by Sofia Vergara) has moved on and married his high school nemesis Jacob Pinch (played by Will Ferrell) , now the wealthy owner of a local bakery (called Pinch's Loaves), and his children (played by two random races of kids that are not white for the bad joke potential) don't respect him.

But all that changes when he and his hapless neighbors(played by Chris Rock, David Spade, Kevin James, and Rob Schneider) decide to start a volunteer fire department. With the help of their certification instructor (played by Drew Barrymore), this ragtag team of friends may just become the heroes no one asked for.

(ya'll know how this ends)

Title: Flame Retardants

 

[PlayerNinety_Nine]

Adam Sandler is moto-cross champion Phineas Alexander. He's had a full and succesful career, but to round it out he wants to pull of one final spectacular feat. After seeing a vision in a dream - Alexander knows what he must do. He's going to leap over a tank full of voracious deep sea predators, in front of a crowd of hundred of thousands.

Adam Sandler is 'Phin Ally: Jumping The Shark'

David Spade and Kevin James as his pit crew. Salma Hayek as his 4th wife. Drew Barrymore as the high school sweetheart. Rob Schneider as his rival. Haven't decided Chris Rock's role yet - but I do know that he'll write a much better movie in his trailer while he's waiting to shoot his scenes.




"fukking Voila!" -

 

[Uncle_Ruckus]

who stickied this crap?

 

[Mr Rager]

Adam Sandler is Jimmy Stein, a notorious mobster whom after being released from prison decides to open a pizza shop in Brooklyn and hires some of his old friends from the neighborhood . Hilarity insues.
SAUCE BOSS

Adam Sandler is Barry Goldman, a fast talking, wise cracking lawyer who finds himself in jail after accidentally robbing a bank. Rob Schneider plays his defense attorney and must prove Barry was set up in this hilarious comedy!
JAIL BAIT

Does he learn a lesson at the end ?

 

[Black Cac]

Adam Sandler is Adam Sandler, a Hollywood actor who finds himself catching flack for his movie premises. He decides to stop acting/producing only to find himself becoming addicted to heroin. He must then find a way to recover from drugs and get back to the spot light.

Movie name: Adam Sandler

 

[The_King_of_Everything]

Adam Sandler is diagnosed with IBS and is running a Fortune 500 company. He then uses rival tech from a rival company to shrink himself into his own shyt and talk to the bacteria in order to figure out how to cure his diagnosis.
Title: The Sh*t

 

[Marl0 Stanfield]

Hymie Messiah
2017 Best Picture© Winner


Best Actor© Adam Sandler plays Saul Jewison, an arrogant, greedy fat cat hedge fund billionaire living in Hymietown. Although Saul's family (Frank Stallone and Jane Curtain in their final Oscar© nominated supporting roles as "Father and Mother") is Orthodox Jew, Saul has totally rejected his faith and decided to become a corporate raider-turned-predatory hedge fund manager on Wall Street.

In a near-future rife with open antisemitism and a horrific war in the Middle East, Saul's father is arrested for child pornography in Dubai and executed in a public square. Father's ghost visits Saul in the form of a streetwise, fast-talking ex-con named Leon Hadley (Best Supporting Actor© Chris Tucker in his final role), who reveals that not only is he an Orthodox Rabbi, but also a Jewish sorcerer kept immortal only by watching child pornography on the internet.

After convincing Saul to move to Israel to protect his mother and help kill Palestinians in the war, Leon possesses Saul and begins to struggle for his soul. After convincing Saul to kill his mother in a blood sacrifice to Satan (Jimmy Walker in his final Golden Globe©-winning role), God (a memorable cameo by Woody Allen) visits Saul and tells him he must find the Antichrist(Ben Stiller in his final hilarious role) and kill him to save all the souls of Israel, including his own.

Saul then exorcises Leon's ghost and the pair head to San Francisco to pick up Tyrone King (Eddie Murphy in his final genius role), a prisoner in Federal Pound Me In The Ass Penitentiary. On temporary release to help Saul and Leon find the Antichrist and kill him, the trio spend the next 48 hours on a raucous, action packed ride through the seedy gay underbelly of San Fran in a mission to save the Chosen People™.

Be mesmerized by Academy Award© winning special effects, dialogue and direction from Academy Award© winning filmmaker Michael Bay in what Pulitzer® and Nobel Peace Prize winning social critic Skip Bayless hails as "the greatest film of all time".

 

[Bishop_BP_Jakes]

I think we can get this Green lit.....
Title: First Time, Long Time

Adam Sandler and David Spade star, as Max "The Menace" CACzynski and Dennis "Double D" Dawson, 2 hot head hosts of a Boston Sports talk radio show.
*(With "We Will Rock You" playing in the background)The trailer shows Sandler (Max the Menace) yelling at a caller in a thick Boston accent, "You sir are an Idiooot!!!" It then shows Spade casually hanging up and telling a caller "Yeah, Buh bye".

Max CACzynski had it all, the #1 sports talk show in America, the respect of his peers, and talked about sports for a living. Until....

*Max and Dennis think their mics are off during a commercial break, and they starts telling everyone in the studio about all the hot chicks they'd "totally bang", one of which is the star Qb's wife.*

*Camera shows the producer's eyes get big looking at the red light, a mother putting her hands over her child's ears at a playground, and Max's boss running up a flight of steps to get to the studio.*
Max's boss, played by Donnie Wahlberg of course, tells them he has good and bad news. Good news, they're not being fired. The bad news, they're being reassigned to another station for 6 months. Max asks where they'll be going.

*Cut to Max and Dennis looking at each other, then looking at Wahlberg and go, "El Paaaaso?!?!?!"*

*(A Black Keys song plays in the background) The plane lands and we see Max and Dennis get out of a taxi and walk skeptically towards an old, rundown looking radio station. Some tumbleweed and a random ass coyote cross they're path as they near the door. "What have we gotten ourselves into Danny boy?" Max asks.
*Once inside they sees this nikka (Steve Harris)

asleep in the control room wearing the same outfit in the pic. Ted McGee (Danny McBride) emerges holding a beer in his hand, wipes his nose and wipes it on his pants, and reaches out to shake Max and Dennis' hand and says "Let's get this party started!"

Hilarity ensues. We see cut scenes of Dennis, Max, and Ted stranded on a west Texas highway with smoke coming from the hood, Dennis (Spade) making a wise crack to a big ass dude in a bar and running for his life, Ted (McBride) being stung by a scorpion and his hand getting 4 times bigger, and of course Max (Sandler) getting hit in the nuts with a baseball. Max asks Ted and Woodrow (Harris) for the wifi password. Ted and Woodrow look at each other, pause and start laughing hysterically.

*(Some mid-tempo acoustic rock song plays in the background) A montage of Dennis and Max painting the radio station, the guys helping some kids at a ball park, and Sofia Vergara smiling is shown*

Dennis and Max learn that they don't have to be shock jocks to succeed in Sports radio.

First Time, Long Time
Fall 2015

 

[Dwight Howard]

Adam Sandler is Ritchie Donovan, a depressed former pornstar with an alcohol problem. One night as Donovan drunkenly stumbles home he confronts a homeless person (Rob Schneider) who offers him a "wish" in exchange for a cigarette. Donovan jokingly wishes to become the next king of England. Wish granted. All is well until an old friend from the porn industry (Chris Rock) blackmails his way into a position in the royal kingdom. Hilarity ensues.

Title: King Donovan

 

[Nature Boy Ric Flair]

In his most demanding role to date, Adam Sandler is Mia Tan, an orphaned, pre-opt she-boy, from the streets of Thailand fighting to pay off debts owed to his/her pimp, Nan Terrapat (David Spade). Working as a she-lady of the night hasn't provided enough money to pay off Nan, so Mia turns to the high energy excitement of Thai Boxing seeking financial success. After one eventful run in with Laurie Goldstein (Salma Hayek) in the womens washroom of the Four Seasons, Laurie introduces Mia to her husband, Levy Goldstein (Chris Rock), a former Israeli Krav Maga champion who reluctantly agrees to train and coach Mia to victory. Watch as Mia rises through the ranks of the Thai Circuit fighting for his/her freedom and gender reassessment...


This summer, Adam is.....BANG-KOK



WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[TheGodling]

Adam Sandler is Oy Vey Simpson, nicknamed The Jewse, the world's most popular NFL player, who loses it all when he murders his cheating wife and her lover and ends up in prison! But when the all-black prison football team The Penitentiary Broncos loses their quarterback right in front of an important match, the warden recruits him to become the team's first white player in exchange for prison privileges if they win the match. He joins, much to the dismay of his team mates, but as he attempts to keep the team together, finds out there are more important things in life than luxury and riches.

This Summer, Adam Sandler is... The White Bronco

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

Adam Sandler is Sean Lieberwitz, a middle aged porn addicted plastic surgeon who dies of a heart attack and is reincarnated into his last patient, 20 year old porn megastar Amy Vice


This summer, Adam is.....Boobie Trapped


He enjoys it at first, then things go wrong and he learns a lesson at the end

lmao at he enjoys it 1st in this scenario

 

[deeznutsyo]

In his most demanding role to date, Adam Sandler is Mia Tan, an orphaned, pre-opt she-boy, from the streets of Thailand fighting to pay off debts owed to his/her pimp, Nan Terrapat (David Spade). Working as a she-lady of the night hasn't provided enough money to pay off Nan, so Mia turns to the high energy excitement of Thai Boxing seeking financial success. After one eventful run in with Laurie Goldstein (Salma Hayek) in the womens washroom of the Four Seasons, Laurie introduces Mia to her husband, Levy Goldstein (Chris Rock), a former Israeli Krav Maga champion who reluctantly agrees to train and coach Mia to victory. Watch as Mia rises through the ranks of the Thai Circuit fighting for his/her freedom and gender reassessment...


This summer, Adam is.....BANG-KOK



WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Adam Sandler is Oy Vey Simpson, nicknamed The Jewse, the world's most popular NFL player, who loses it all when he murders his cheating wife and her lover and ends up in prison! But when the all-black prison football team The Penitentiary Broncos loses their quarterback right in front of an important match, the warden recruits him to become the team's first white player in exchange for prison privileges if they win the match. He joins, much to the dismay of his team mates, but as he attempts to keep the team together, finds out there are more important things in life than luxury and riches.

This Summer, Adam Sandler is... The White Bronco

fukkery overload

 

[Bam Bam]

This is gold

 

[NYC Rebel]

I am DYING RIGHT NOW!!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA

What a thread.