Come up with Adam Sandler movie premises.UPDATE: Adam makes a new movie using our ideas

[Mikael Blowpiff]

OK let me take a stab at it

Adam Sandler is a busy selfish dad that rarely makes time for his kids. His teen son finds a mentor in a local Rabbi and decides to dedicate his life to a synagogue in hopes of becoming a Rabbi himself. Sandler takes time off of work to disguise himself as a Rabbi in the synagogue to learn how to get his son back.

Title: Jew Gotta Be Kidding Me

What about the sequel where he has to help his daughter who wants to play on a boys little league team? Bat Mitzvah's gonna kill it next Thanksgiving!

 

[jadillac]

Adam Sandler is Mada Reldnas, a 30 year old broker assistant on Wall Street. At the request of his ailing grandmother (Betty White), Mada has made the promise to keep her gourmet pickle business within the family and not sell the recipe out to Kraft Foods Corporation.

But there's one problem, her other greedy grand son Chuck (Kevin James), swears he's gonna sell off the business & recipe as soon as grandma kicks the bucket. Initially, Mada is not worried because he believes only he has the recipe, until Chuck finally admits to smooth talking grandma out of the recipe while she was in a medicated stupor....and now he's going to sell it for millions of dollars! An argument ensues over the next few weeks.

Kraft foods has gotten wind of the dispute and now wants to know who's telling the truth and who's not about the recipe, before they invest millions. The story has gotten national coverage due to it's uniqueness and only 1 person can taste the true recipe. Grandma! It all comes down to high noon, & grandma on her hospital bed, broadcasted on national TV and tasting the gourmet pickles from both Mada & Chuck, one by one, to determine who has her true recipe.

Adam Sandler stars in....The Real Dill

 

[MikelArteta]

Adam sandler plays Ian a down on his luck 40 something man who dropped out of school decades ago a semester short of becoming a accountant, he lives in his mom's basement and now just delivers pizza, watches hockey and plays videogames.

One day he attends a rangers game, and while buying food at the concession stand, he bumps into Ingrid who occidentally spills her drink on his shirt. Their eyes lock and that goofy adam sandler grin shows up. She offers to buy him another drink and they start talking. He asks what's a pretty girl like you doing at the hockey game, she says she's an accountant and she's just there for a work party. He goes no way I'm an accountant to and looks at his track pants and messy curly hair. She laughs and goes no way, he says way and says let me take you out one night.

 

[KingMalik]

Adam Sandler is Paul Braunstein, a 30-something year old heir to the billion dollar Braunstein family trust. He's looking for love but never knows who to trust b/c every woman in NYC knows who he is. So he decides to adopt a pseudo name, get's a haircut, new wardrobe, move to a regular apartment and becomes a garbage man. One day on his trash route he meets a woman named Marla (Drew Barrymore) who just moved to NY from a small Wyoming town. She's seems like everything he's hoping for, but he must protect his identity to be sure.

So he lies to her about his entire existence so she won't find out who he is. He's lying for love.....but one day after nearly a year of dating she sees an old picture of him in a building his family owns.

Will she understand his reasons, or will she be upset the man she's dated for a year isn't who she thought he was?

Adam Sandler & Drew Barrymore star in One Woman's Trash...

Better copyright this This is like Mr. Deeds but, reversed

 

[KingMalik]

Adam Sandler is Sean Lieberwitz, a middle aged porn addicted plastic surgeon who dies of a heart attack and is reincarnated into his last patient, 20 year old porn megastar Amy Vice


This summer, Adam is.....Boobie Trapped


He enjoys it at first, then things go wrong and he learns a lesson at the end

Yo....I would watch half of the movies in this thread Either yall nikkas have a gift or Adam Sandler's movies are just that shytty

 

[jadillac]

Adam sandler plays Ian a down on his luck 40 something man who dropped out of school decades ago a semester short of becoming a accountant, he lives in his mom's basement and now just delivers pizza, watches hockey and plays videogames.

One day he attends a rangers game, and while buying food at the concession stand, he bumps into Ingrid who occidentally spills her drink on his shirt. Their eyes lock and that goofy adam sandler grin shows up. She offers to buy him another drink and they start talking. He asks what's a pretty girl like you doing at the hockey game, she says she's an accountant and she's just there for a work party. He goes no way I'm an accountant to and looks at his track pants and messy curly hair. She laughs and goes no way, he says way and says let me take you out one night.

nikka wheres the rest of the movie?

 

[Black]

GREAT THREAD!

 

[BlackMajik]

@ this thread

So on point

 

[BlackMajik]

And @ all the Jew names

 

[jadillac]

Adam Sandler is Mada Reldnas,

Anybody notice how I got the name Mada Reldnas?

 

[I love Latina women]

 

[CarbonBraddock]

Adam Sandler is a woman-hating journalist who refers to all women as 'fat cows.' He is cursed by a wizard, also played by adam sandler, to live as a cow for 30 days. In this time he meets and falls in love with a talking cow named Bovice, but sadly, the spell ends before they can speak of their love for one another. One month later, Sandler, convinced he dreamed the entire thing, is in a restaurant and orders a burger. He pulls it up to his mouth, but before he can bite into it, the bruger speaks brehs. 'You said you would always love me!' It says. He falls over dead from a heart attack as the camera zooms back to reveal the satan character from The Passion of the Christ. The wizard was a conniving female and also satan the entire time brehs! She smiles evilly, and the movie goes off. Starring Adam Sandler with voicework for Bovice the cow by Directed by Christopher Nolan.

 

[notPsychosiz]

Jim Carrey reprises his role as Fletcher Reede, a lawyer who can only tell the truth... in his wildest case ever. He has to defend Ernest P Worell (played by Sandler) in the double franchise reboot to 'Liar, Liar' and 'Ernest goes to Jail'

Ernest & Honest

Its time for more Ernest Movies

 

[S.W.A.G.]

Let me see how I do...

Adam Sandler plays a homeless man, Bernshlieb Goldstein, living in an old disused train station. One day, after fighting a large rat for food, he stumbles upon a rather magical door - for which the user can enter any room in the world - but it only works one way, and each time he uses it, he loses a piece of his memory. After frequent visits to brothels (and subsequently being kicked out), he decides to pay a visit to the president (played by The Rock) in the oval office. But he has now forgotten where the magical door was.

Can Bernschlieb evade the The Rock and Secret Service long enough to figure out where the magical door is hidden and escape?

He enjoys it at first, then things go wrong and he learns a lesson at the end

Title: The door that slammed in my face

 

[Wall]

Adam Sandler is Saul Levy a struggling barista and divorced father of 2. When he sees pesky neighbour (Kevin james) bringing in loads of cash winning stroller races, he hires a team (rob Schneider and norm macdonald) to build the fastest stroller in the world to take out Kevin and win back his wife (Drew Barrymore)

He likes it at first but things go wrong and he learns a lesson at the end.

Movie title: Rock n' Stroll
Rated PG-13 for 2 scenes of mild rape.