Come up with Adam Sandler movie premises.UPDATE: Adam makes a new movie using our ideas

[Milk N Cookies]

Mandy Waters is a shmuck who prey son those that are down on their luck. That is until he crosses the path of a homeless man who would make him never try it again. Now Mandy sees that all of the bad karma is coming back to him. This spring see how Terry Crews teaches Adam Sandler that being a jerk isn't the way; or *in Terry Crews voice* YOU MUST PAY!
This spring go out to see: A Shumuck's Bad Luck

 

[Lazy Migrant]

Adam Sandler is Izzy Eisenberg, the lead singer of a defunct rock band. Izzy's estranged father, a sea captain, gets hijacked by pirates off the coast of Somalia. In order to raise the ransom money, he has to go reunite the band members (including drummer played by Rob Schneider) and go on one last national tour. Will he raise the money in time to save his father's life?
Name: Don't Rock the Boat

In this movie he enjoys it at first, then things go wrong and he learns a lesson at the end.

 

[manning2nicks]

Lmao, why did I read all of these with this voice in my head

 

[jadillac]

Adam Sandler is MC Rhymestein (real name: Christopher Stein), a retired rapper from the early 90's who was the first white rapper to go platinum. He blew the majority of his money on women, cars, other bad investments and now spends his days blogging/complaining about new hip-hop.

The local candy store owned by Mr. Willie B. Jackson (a gray-haired Chris Rock) in Stein's childhood neighborhood is about to go under after years of struggling. "All these White candy stores are still thriving...but an old Black man can't sell a single twizzler! A muthaf*ckin twizzler!!!", laments Jackson. This is the candy store where as a kid Stein would go buy a bunch of candy and then sit in front of and write rhymes for hours. And now it's about to bought out by a greedy business tyc00n (Chris Kattan) and turned into a seedy "massage" parlor. Is anyone thinking of the children?!

Stein seeks to pull together some of his other former washed-up rapper friends (Kevin James, Terry Crews, Rob Schneider), and have a locally televised fundraiser for the candy shop. Hilarity ensues. Will they raise enough money to save the store?

Adam Sandler stars in.....Candy Rappers

 

[the cac mamba]

grown up 1 was funny

 

[the cac mamba]

Adam Sandler is a mildly funny comedic actor who achieved success with several lowbrow comedy films in the late 90s. As the years progressed, he attained a level of stardom that allowed him to slap his name on any piece of shyt movie and be guaranteed at least a marginal level of success

title: real life

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

Sandler is a retired soccer player, now middle school janitor and school soccer coach, dies and comes back as ghost to help his old team win the middle school city championship.
Name: Kick the Bucket


In this movie he enjoys it at first, then things go wrong and he learns a lesson at the end.

this is definitely something I see getting made

 

[Black]

 

[jadillac]

@Rekkapryde unsticky this breh. It makes ppl miss the thread.

Or who is the mod here?

 

[Rick Roller 10]

Adam Sandler stars as Saul Liebovitz, a Fantasy basketball champion who also happens to be a pizza boy. Saul's life suddenly changes when his grandfather dies choking on a pizza crust that was to crunchy. Saul inherits his grandfathers proffesional basketball franchise, and hilarity insues..
Sal leads the team to greatness using his fantasy smarts, learning many lessons along the way.

Name of move: Crunch Time

 

[stepbackj34spud]

Craazy

 

[kp404]

grown up 1 was funny

Not one single part of that movie was funny in any way. All those funny actors in the move and not one funny line :eatyourchildren:

 

[DosCadenaz]

Adam Sandler is a carrot. But this isn't just any old carrot. he used to be a top lawyer before an innocent old foreign lady cast a spell on him.
Title: Legally Carrot

He enjoys it at first, then things go wrong and he learns a lesson at the end.

Adam Sandler switches bodies with rapper, Kevin Gates.
Title: I Might Get Tired

He actually doesn't enjoy it until the end. And then he acts like Kevin Gates sometimes when he's back in his normal body.

 

[Soundbwoy]

Not one single part of that movie was funny in any way. All those funny actors in the move and not one funny line :eatyourchildren:

if that's how you feel

 

[OG_StankBrefs]