I feel you man. We all been there. Its just that when you young a you bag that stunner you gotta do whatever it takes to keep her coming back. Bragging rights is on the line, lol.
That's right
Sometimes you gotta say fukk it and throw all normal thought out the window. Do some shyt so nasty that it don't even matter, cuz nobody gonna believe its true
hell naw. So what does a fart taste like?
When I was younger I had a crush on a girl, that didn't like me like that. I was in the permanent friend zone. The worst was when we were walking and a car was pulling out of the driveway. She didn't see the car, so I jumped in front of the car so it wouldn't hit her.
The car stopped just in time, but I realized i was willing to inflict bodily harm on myself for this bytch. Ultimate simpin
I got over her within a month or 2 and valuable lesson was learned
dropped her off in the morning 
Damn y'all some back stabbing nikkasbut these dudes brought it on themselves my step bro dikk my girl down that nikka is dead to me
I kept PMing him, "hey, where's my hat" "that's fukked up" etc. but all my PMs went unanswered
made it look legit & this dummy offered me $85 since the WTB thread was a few weeks old & he didn't have that much on him anymore. I said sure why not he was CONFIDENT that Paypal would side in his favor since he sent the payment with the 4%, but he was wrong, I won the case & the money was mine. he gets FURIOUS, posting my personal info online, posting a pic of my brother, trying to find my FB. I told him he should've just sent the hat or a refund & none of this shyt would have went down. this :cac: said he'd come down with goons, but of course he was bluffing. he actually emailed me "fukk you" earlier this year, I just replied to him with a 
I waited patiently like Sting in the rafters for a year and half, it wasn't about the money at that point, it was the fact that I got got, & I needed to get payback
I would just say.. You never saw me with her. You have zero proof. Just some overweight trollop talking shyt. I dont know what you are talking about. Even on my last day on the ship the wolves were like. Come clean General. . Just admit it. I just gave them the 
and dipped. 
So he got clowned relentlessly. 
ITS HER! She saw me from across the room and Solid Snaked my ass. Caught me with a clean one in my chest. Punched the shyt out of me. Said how I did her wrong that day and she had to walk 5 miles onto the base in the florida heat and then walk back. I told her my bad. I fell asleep and did not know for real you came up. 
I never finished part two of this story.
Well. . The Wolves on the ship like I said were ruthless. To my credit I NEVER admitted anything.
A side note of this fukkery. . While they had her in the mess hall talking another dude walks in and I guess he froze. He had hit her like a few months before. She immediatly called him out and told all the fellas he was wack in bed.
Fast forward a month later. I just walked into the base club. . . I turn a corner when my chest gets damn near caved in.
I step back and she is standing there with tears in her eyes brehs.
Then I took her to the hotel and smashed again.
revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin p*ssy
shyt breh where do I start? Aight I got one
Not too long after I got to Wa I met this chick, luckily a homeboy of mine had put me on game about them military groups just out to get a check. I was 19 and she was 27, 3 kids by 2 different dudes who were also In the navy and her youngest Kim's father was on my ship, I knew him. After a while of fukkin her it became really easy to see she was tryin to trap a nikka (bytch tried to corner me Into pricing engagement rings wit her, that was the last straw), I was still fresh in the game so i didn't know how I was gonna get her off me. So I gave my homeboy her number, he hit her up, said he met a while ago and he just got back from deployment, and she let him fukk, so i threw that in her face and she finally realized I was serious, then some how the homie turns around and does the same thing, passes her to one of his homies. Fast forward a couple of months, a ship from another base in Wa came to our base for like 6 months for maintenance, so there was a bunch of new cats walk-in around the base. Ol' girl ends up gettin a job at the rec center (bytch turned hunting for BD #3 into a full time job). One day me and a couple of homies are chilling in the rec center playin madden, and we start talkin about how we all fucced the chick and now she work there, after minute of talkin about her dude who was playin a game on the tv behind us turns around and says "come on mane, thas my girlfriend!", in his face, all of us just
