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Trajan
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This is long but. . . Oh well. You ever fukk a girl that nobody is supposed to know about? A fat girl. . .
Well I was in the Navy. We were getting ready to ship out for three weeks and I was in this local bar trolling for some strange before we left the next morning. All of a sudden this chick walks in. . Big ol titaysbut bigger gut.
But she was down for the get down. She asked for me to drive her home. . On the way she says how about a hotelI figure why not. I will never see her again and I will get a chance to run up in something. For some reason that night I was a super machine. I fukked ol girl all night. Dropped her ass off at home in the morning and went to the ship. I never even told her my real name. . only my nickname.
Fast forward three weeks later. What me and my boys used to do was what we called " ugly wife watch " When the ship was pulling into the berth we would chill outside and look at all the ugly navy wives on the pier waiting for their husbands. Well my homie goes. .
I grab the binoculars.Its ol girl!! She is out there with a sheer white and lace outfit on. Short ass skirt and her titays were out everywhere. So was her stomach.
My boys are all howling! They cant wait to see who she is coming to see.
Im scared brehs. And I am confused. HOW THE HELL DID SHE FIND ME? Found out later she knew that my ship was pulling out the next day. . I told her that. So she went to the Base Quarterdeck and they told her what ship left on what day. She then found out where we were berthed at. . She then walked in the parking lot and saw my car so she knew where I would be and when we were coming back. This chick CSI'd the game to find me.
But she still does not know my name. BUT! BUT!! Never underestimate the power of nikkas. We pull in. She walks up the ship. . . All the black dudes CANNOT WAIT to see who she is coming for. . She gets on but does not know my name. She is trying to describe to the guy on watch who I am. . . Then she mentions my car.THEY ALL KNOW.
I am not ashamed to admit. . I ran. . . I hid in a empty rack. . Closed the curtains and went to sleep. They were calling my name on the intercom for like 30 min straight. The wolves on the ship were ruthless. They looked for me everywhere and they INVITED her on the ship. About 30 dudes were chilling in the mess hall with her waiting on me to show. I was
Long story short. They started talking to her. . She told them how I fukked her like she had never been fukked.. How I was amazing and that she wanted me again. Told them she did not have a car. She walked on the base. Which had to be at least 5 miles. ( i felt bad about that. ) She ended up staying on the ship waiting for me for 3 hours!
The next morning I crawl out of the rack and the wolves descended on my ass. I denied denied denied. . But I was caught brehs.
This is long but. . . Oh well. You ever fukk a girl that nobody is supposed to know about? A fat girl. . .
Well I was in the Navy. We were getting ready to ship out for three weeks and I was in this local bar trolling for some strange before we left the next morning. All of a sudden this chick walks in. . Big ol titays but bigger gut.
But she was down for the get down. She asked for me to drive her home. . On the way she says how about a hotel
Fast forward three weeks later. What me and my boys used to do was what we called " ugly wife watch " When the ship was pulling into the berth we would chill outside and look at all the ugly navy wives on the pier waiting for their husbands. Well my homie goes. .
I grab the binoculars.
Im scared brehs. And I am confused. HOW THE HELL DID SHE FIND ME? Found out later she knew that my ship was pulling out the next day. . I told her that. So she went to the Base Quarterdeck and they told her what ship left on what day. She then found out where we were berthed at. . She then walked in the parking lot and saw my car so she knew where I would be and when we were coming back. This chick CSI'd the game to find me.
But she still does not know my name. BUT! BUT!! Never underestimate the power of nikkas. We pull in. She walks up the ship. . . All the black dudes CANNOT WAIT to see who she is coming for. . She gets on but does not know my name. She is trying to describe to the guy on watch who I am. . . Then she mentions my car.
I am not ashamed to admit. . I ran. . . I hid in a empty rack. . Closed the curtains and went to sleep. They were calling my name on the intercom for like 30 min straight. The wolves on the ship were ruthless. They looked for me everywhere and they INVITED her on the ship. About 30 dudes were chilling in the mess hall with her waiting on me to show. I was
Long story short. They started talking to her. . She told them how I fukked her like she had never been fukked.. How I was amazing and that she wanted me again. Told them she did not have a car. She walked on the base. Which had to be at least 5 miles. ( i felt bad about that. ) She ended up staying on the ship waiting for me for 3 hours!
The next morning I crawl out of the rack and the wolves descended on my ass. I denied denied denied. . But I was caught brehs.
aye thats even funnier to me cause I was in the navy, I can relate
drop them stories breh.....
ive mentioned this on here before but a chick in my math class before the teacher came in was talking to my homie about which dudes she would mess with..my homie brought my name into their convo asking if she would fukk me..chick said loud as fukk "please i'd rather masturbate"
...i had to look down at my desk while mufukkas were cracking up like 
..shyt was too vicious and coldblooded for a teenage patscorpio to take 
...i had to look down at my desk while mufukkas were cracking up like ..shyt was too vicious and coldblooded for a teenage patscorpio to take ive mentioned this on here before but a chick in my math class before the teacher came in was talking to my homie about which dudes she would mess with..my homie brought my name into their convo asking if she would fukk me..chick said loud as fukk "please i'd rather masturbate"
had that happen to a homie....
chick wuz tellin us all that same shyt till she got to him an said the most he would get was a kiss on the cheek
shyt breh where do I start? Aight I got one
Not too long after I got to Wa I met this chick, luckily a homeboy of mine had put me on game about them military groupies just out to get a check. I was 19 and she was 27, 3 kids by 2 different dudes who were also In the navy and her youngest kid's father was on my ship, I knew him. After a while of fukkin her it became really easy to see she was tryin to trap a nikka (bytch tried to corner me Into pricing engagement rings wit her, that was the last straw), I was still fresh in the game so i didn't know how I was gonna get her off me. So I gave my homeboy her number, he hit her up, said he met a while ago and he just got back from deployment, and she let him fukk, so i threw that in her face and she finally realized I was serious, then some how the homie turns around and does the same thing, passes her to one of his homies. Fast forward a couple of months, a ship from another base in Wa came to our base for like 6 months for maintenance, so there was a bunch of new cats walk-in around the base. Ol' girl ends up gettin a job at the rec center (
bytch turned hunting for BD #3 into a full time job). One day me and a couple of homies are chilling in the rec center playin madden, and we start talkin about how we all fucced the chick and now she work there, after minute of talkin about her dude who was playin a game on the tv behind us turns around and says "come on mane, thas my girlfriend!", in his face, all of us just shyt breh where do I start? Aight I got one
Not too long after I got to Wa I met this chick, luckily a homeboy of mine had put me on game about them military groups just out to get a check. I was 19 and she was 27, 3 kids by 2 different dudes who were also In the navy and her youngest Kim's father was on my ship, I knew him. After a while of fukkin her it became really easy to see she was tryin to trap a nikka (bytch tried to corner me Into pricing engagement rings wit her, that was the last straw), I was still fresh in the game so i didn't know how I was gonna get her off me. So I gave my homeboy her number, he hit her up, said he met a while ago and he just got back from deployment, and she let him fukk, so i threw that in her face and she finally realized I was serious, then some how the homie turns around and does the same thing, passes her to one of his homies. Fast forward a couple of months, a ship from another base in Wa came to our base for like 6 months for maintenance, so there was a bunch of new cats walk-in around the base. Ol' girl ends up gettin a job at the rec center (
nikkas gon learn one of these days 
shyt breh where do I start? Aight I got one
Not too long after I got to Wa I met this chick, luckily a homeboy of mine had put me on game about them military groups just out to get a check. I was 19 and she was 27, 3 kids by 2 different dudes who were also In the navy and her youngest Kim's father was on my ship, I knew him. After a while of fukkin her it became really easy to see she was tryin to trap a nikka (bytch tried to corner me Into pricing engagement rings wit her, that was the last straw), I was still fresh in the game so i didn't know how I was gonna get her off me. So I gave my homeboy her number, he hit her up, said he met a while ago and he just got back from deployment, and she let him fukk, so i threw that in her face and she finally realized I was serious, then some how the homie turns around and does the same thing, passes her to one of his homies. Fast forward a couple of months, a ship from another base in Wa came to our base for like 6 months for maintenance, so there was a bunch of new cats walk-in around the base. Ol' girl ends up gettin a job at the rec center (
shyt breh where do I start? Aight I got one
Not too long after I got to Wa I met this chick, luckily a homeboy of mine had put me on game about them military groups just out to get a check. I was 19 and she was 27, 3 kids by 2 different dudes who were also In the navy and her youngest Kim's father was on my ship, I knew him. After a while of fukkin her it became really easy to see she was tryin to trap a nikka (bytch tried to corner me Into pricing engagement rings wit her, that was the last straw), I was still fresh in the game so i didn't know how I was gonna get her off me. So I gave my homeboy her number, he hit her up, said he met a while ago and he just got back from deployment, and she let him fukk, so i threw that in her face and she finally realized I was serious, then some how the homie turns around and does the same thing, passes her to one of his homies. Fast forward a couple of months, a ship from another base in Wa came to our base for like 6 months for maintenance, so there was a bunch of new cats walk-in around the base. Ol' girl ends up gettin a job at the rec center (
Thats what got me in trouble in Japan that damn KITTYHAWK BOAT would come and go and there girls be coming out to the club messing with us Army guys and when they come back they get mad us
Hell how we suppose to know they your girl
Thats what got me in trouble in Japan that damn KITTYHAWK BOAT would come and go and there girls be coming out to the club messing with us Army guys and when they come back they get mad us
Hell how we suppose to know they your girl
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This is long but. . . Oh well. You ever fukk a girl that nobody is supposed to know about? A fat girl. . .
Well I was in the Navy. We were getting ready to ship out for three weeks and I was in this local bar trolling for some strange before we left the next morning. All of a sudden this chick walks in. . Big ol titays
But she was down for the get down. She asked for me to drive her home. . On the way she says how about a hotel
Fast forward three weeks later. What me and my boys used to do was what we called " ugly wife watch " When the ship was pulling into the berth we would chill outside and look at all the ugly navy wives on the pier waiting for their husbands. Well my homie goes. .
I grab the binoculars.
Im scared brehs. And I am confused. HOW THE HELL DID SHE FIND ME? Found out later she knew that my ship was pulling out the next day. . I told her that. So she went to the Base Quarterdeck and they told her what ship left on what day. She then found out where we were berthed at. . She then walked in the parking lot and saw my car so she knew where I would be and when we were coming back. This chick CSI'd the game to find me.
But she still does not know my name. BUT! BUT!! Never underestimate the power of nikkas. We pull in. She walks up the ship. . . All the black dudes CANNOT WAIT to see who she is coming for. . She gets on but does not know my name. She is trying to describe to the guy on watch who I am. . . Then she mentions my car. THEY ALL KNOW.
I am not ashamed to admit. . I ran. . . I hid in a empty rack. . Closed the curtains and went to sleep. They were calling my name on the intercom for like 30 min straight. The wolves on the ship were ruthless. They looked for me everywhere and they INVITED her on the ship. About 30 dudes were chilling in the mess hall with her waiting on me to show. I was
Long story short. They started talking to her. . She told them how I fukked her like she had never been fukked.. How I was amazing and that she wanted me again. Told them she did not have a car. She walked on the base. Which had to be at least 5 miles. ( i felt bad about that. ) She ended up staying on the ship waiting for me for 3 hours!
The next morning I crawl out of the rack and the wolves descended on my ass. I denied denied denied. . But I was caught brehs.
Trajan
Veteran
Back in the day I managed to land this absolute stunner. Body and face of the chainnn. Nice chocolate skin, long hair...the works. And she down man. Not really a jump off coz I've see her turn other nikkas down. I've seen one nikka follow her around SPITTIN until she damn near left the place
Anyway, this chick was very cool with me and was showing me mad love. She let it be known she wanted me to take her home. I was feeling like that Freekey Zeekey gif with how my luck was turning out, coz I hadn't really put too much effort into her at this point.
Long story short, I take her to a homie's crib (a young nikka was living at home) and we proceed with the proceedings. She doing lil freaky shyt to turn me on before we begin and I'm losing my mind coz im thinking gonna tear that ass up. My nikka... when I saw that ass in the black lingerie....
This is where it gets etherous. Before I got there, I had jerked off at home in an effort to last longer before my second nut. But because the time gap between the jerk and sex was so long, that shyt was pointless.
So I strap on and I start stroking that shyt just getting into a rhythm. But in between the wetness...tightness and the freaky shyt she did...I nut mad earlyyyyy ...like after a few pumps
I hit up the bathroom..rummage through this nikkas cabinets tryna find jerking off aids...but to no avail. I finally settle for the Heads & Shoulders shampoo and start putting in work tryna bring my guy back to life. After a few minutes of this I can hear the chick getting restless...but there's nothing I can do....I guess I'm out of nut
Brehs, I spent like ten minutes frantically stroking my dikk....shyt was noodle status. Just flopping around this way and that way (no homo).
I finally gave up walk back in the room and shorty all dressed up with the
and asked me what I was doing in there. I think I remember her asking if I was jerking off in there. It's like she read my mind.
I tried to get her to stay but she said ''it was cool...not a big deal....next time'' with the
look.
There was no next time.
Anyway, this chick was very cool with me and was showing me mad love. She let it be known she wanted me to take her home. I was feeling like that Freekey Zeekey gif with how my luck was turning out, coz I hadn't really put too much effort into her at this point.
Long story short, I take her to a homie's crib (a young nikka was living at home) and we proceed with the proceedings. She doing lil freaky shyt to turn me on before we begin and I'm losing my mind coz im thinking gonna tear that ass up. My nikka... when I saw that ass in the black lingerie....
This is where it gets etherous. Before I got there, I had jerked off at home in an effort to last longer before my second nut. But because the time gap between the jerk and sex was so long, that shyt was pointless.
So I strap on and I start stroking that shyt just getting into a rhythm. But in between the wetness...tightness and the freaky shyt she did...I nut mad earlyyyyy ...like after a few pumps
I hit up the bathroom..rummage through this nikkas cabinets tryna find jerking off aids...but to no avail. I finally settle for the Heads & Shoulders shampoo and start putting in work tryna bring my guy back to life. After a few minutes of this I can hear the chick getting restless...but there's nothing I can do....I guess I'm out of nut
Brehs, I spent like ten minutes frantically stroking my dikk....shyt was noodle status. Just flopping around this way and that way (no homo).
I finally gave up walk back in the room and shorty all dressed up with the
and asked me what I was doing in there. I think I remember her asking if I was jerking off in there. It's like she read my mind.I tried to get her to stay but she said ''it was cool...not a big deal....next time'' with the
look.There was no next time.
HalfwayHandsome
A WALKING LICK #502C0MEUP
I found out my close homie for over ten years tried to get at my sister on the low. He almost smashed but it didn't go down. I felt betrayed cuz we chases hoes together and was each others wingman. So I kept him close and played like I didn't even know. Well 6 months after that he falls in love with this chick. Mind u he was a pimp like me, smashing a new chick every week. Well I knew I was gonna try to get him back but to my surprise I didn't have to try hard, after meeting his girl a few times, she was feeling me. She ended up finding me on Fb and sent me a MSG asking for my number. 
Light skin, short hair, sexy looked foreign 
We texted back and forth but I think she got scared so it flamed out. One night me and him go to the club together and we see her there. She was looking right. They had argued that week and u could sense it but they was cool. Everytime he looked away she made eye contact with me. Well 3am hit and me and him was gonna go look for freaks, until she text me "hurry up and drop him off I wanna see you"
man I dropped that nikka off too fast! I told him my stomach was hurting and was getting sick after drinking. She came threw and I fukked her like a porn star! Killed her. She stayed the nite I smashed her again in the am. 
Well 5 months after that they broke up and it got ugly she keep mentioning my name in shyt trynna make him jealous, like he needs to be like me, get his swag up and shyt but she never told him. He called me and told me to come outside. I went outside and he said wassup with u and ol girl? That is when I dropped that ETHER and told him I fukked the shyt out of her because he almost smashed my sister. Eye for eye shyt. He litterally
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Light skin, short hair, sexy looked foreign We texted back and forth but I think she got scared so it flamed out. One night me and him go to the club together and we see her there. She was looking right. They had argued that week and u could sense it but they was cool. Everytime he looked away she made eye contact with me. Well 3am hit and me and him was gonna go look for freaks, until she text me "hurry up and drop him off I wanna see you"
man I dropped that nikka off too fast! I told him my stomach was hurting and was getting sick after drinking. She came threw and I fukked her like a porn star! Killed her. She stayed the nite I smashed her again in the am. Well 5 months after that they broke up and it got ugly she keep mentioning my name in shyt trynna make him jealous, like he needs to be like me, get his swag up and shyt but she never told him. He called me and told me to come outside. I went outside and he said wassup with u and ol girl? That is when I dropped that ETHER and told him I fukked the shyt out of her because he almost smashed my sister. Eye for eye shyt. He litterally
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