We used to make it our business to go to the NCO on Fort Lewis and thats exactly how it ended everytime
Man they come back and it ended up ARMY VS NAVY everytime at the club fighting
damn those was the days
Come in here an post that real life ether
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damn those was the daysWe used to make it our business to go to the NCO on Fort Lewis and thats exactly how it ended everytime
LMFAO HA HA
it be like that all the damn time in JAPAN when i was over there
I ain't trying to fight over no Women
Tell em straight up didn't know she was your girl u need to talk to her
They either get on her or
they be like so what u slept with her we gonna fight
And when i got in a fight they be like
Wasn't even worth it check your girl NOT ME
Kenny West
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Back in the day I managed to land this absolute stunner. Body and face of the chainnn. Nice chocolate skin, long hair...the works. And she down man. Not really a jump off coz I've see her turn other nikkas down. I've seen one nikka follow her around SPITTIN until she damn near left the place
Anyway, this chick was very cool with me and was showing me mad love. She let it be known she wanted me to take her home. I was feeling like that Freekey Zeekey gif with how my luck was turning out, coz I hadn't really put too much effort into her at this point.
Long story short, I take her to a homie's crib (a young nikka was living at home) and we proceed with the proceedings. She doing lil freaky shyt to turn me on before we begin and I'm losing my mind coz im thinking gonna tear that ass up. My nikka... when I saw that ass in the black lingerie....
This is where it gets etherous. Before I got there, I had jerked off at home in an effort to last longer before my second nut. But because the time gap between the jerk and sex was so long, that shyt was pointless.
So I strap on and I start stroking that shyt just getting into a rhythm. But in between the wetness...tightness and the freaky shyt she did...I nut mad earlyyyyy ...like after a few pumps
I hit up the bathroom..rummage through this nikkas cabinets tryna find jerking off aids...but to no avail. I finally settle for the Heads & Shoulders shampoo and start putting in work tryna bring my guy back to life. After a few minutes of this I can hear the chick getting restless...but there's nothing I can do....I guess I'm out of nut
Brehs, I spent like ten minutes frantically stroking my dikk....shyt was noodle status. Just flopping around this way and that way (no homo).
I finally gave up walk back in the room and shorty all dressed up with theand asked me what I was doing in there. I think I remember her asking if I was jerking off in there. It's like she read my mind.
I tried to get her to stay but she said ''it was cool...not a big deal....next time'' with the look.
There was no next time.
Damn my nikka you folded! Might as well ate it. 
I found out my close homie for over ten years tried to get at my sister on the low. He almost smashed but it didn't go down. I felt betrayed cuz we chases hoes together and was each others wingman. So I kept him close and played like I didn't even know. Well 6 months after that he falls in love with this chick. Mind u he was a pimp like me, smashing a new chick every week. Well I knew I was gonna try to get him back but to my surprise I didn't have to try hard, after meeting his girl a few times, she was feeling me. She ended up finding me on Fb and sent me a MSG asking for my number. Light skin, short hair, sexy looked foreign
We texted back and forth but I think she got scared so it flamed out. One night me and him go to the club together and we see her there. She was looking right. They had argued that week and u could sense it but they was cool. Everytime he looked away she made eye contact with me. Well 3am hit and me and him was gonna go look for freaks, until she text me "hurry up and drop him off I wanna see you" man I dropped that nikka off too fast! I told him my stomach was hurting and was getting sick after drinking. She came threw and I fukked her like a porn star! Killed her. She stayed the nite I smashed her again in the am.
Well 5 months after that they broke up and it got ugly she keep mentioning my name in shyt trynna make him jealous, like he needs to be like me, get his swag up and shyt but she never told him. He called me and told me to come outside. I went outside and he said wassup with u and ol girl? That is when I dropped that ETHER and told him I fukked the shyt out of her because he almost smashed my sister. Eye for eye shyt. He litterally
Me:
That's fukked up
Trajan
Veteran
LOL
It was over by then. She was fully dressed and had her handbag.
Trajan
Veteran
Damn maybe I should post the time I got brick topped
nah I can't tell y'all how I got got
Lmao. My man turned my s/n into an adjective.
Drop it like its hot. Bond witcha coli brethren.
labelplant
Wilt Chamberlain
When I was younger I had a crush on a girl, that didn't like me like that. I was in the permanent friend zone. The worst was when we were walking and a car was pulling out of the driveway. She didn't see the car, so I jumped in front of the car so it wouldn't hit her.
The car stopped just in time, but I realized i was willing to inflict bodily harm on myself for this bytch. Ultimate simpin
I got over her within a month or 2 and valuable lesson was learned
The car stopped just in time, but I realized i was willing to inflict bodily harm on myself for this bytch. Ultimate simpin
I got over her within a month or 2 and valuable lesson was learned
ive mentioned this on here before but a chick in my math class before the teacher came in was talking to my homie about which dudes she would mess with..my homie brought my name into their convo asking if she would fukk me..chick said loud as fukk "please i'd rather masturbate"...i had to look down at my desk while mufukkas were cracking up like
..shyt was too vicious and coldblooded for a teenage patscorpio to take
oh man this thread got me crying
Back in the day I managed to land this absolute stunner. Body and face of the chainnn. Nice chocolate skin, long hair...the works. And she down man. Not really a jump off coz I've see her turn other nikkas down. I've seen one nikka follow her around SPITTIN until she damn near left the place
Anyway, this chick was very cool with me and was showing me mad love. She let it be known she wanted me to take her home. I was feeling like that Freekey Zeekey gif with how my luck was turning out, coz I hadn't really put too much effort into her at this point.
Long story short, I take her to a homie's crib (a young nikka was living at home) and we proceed with the proceedings. She doing lil freaky shyt to turn me on before we begin and I'm losing my mind coz im thinking gonna tear that ass up. My nikka... when I saw that ass in the black lingerie....
This is where it gets etherous. Before I got there, I had jerked off at home in an effort to last longer before my second nut. But because the time gap between the jerk and sex was so long, that shyt was pointless.
So I strap on and I start stroking that shyt just getting into a rhythm. But in between the wetness...tightness and the freaky shyt she did...I nut mad earlyyyyy ...like after a few pumps
I hit up the bathroom..rummage through this nikkas cabinets tryna find jerking off aids...but to no avail. I finally settle for the Heads & Shoulders shampoo and start putting in work tryna bring my guy back to life. After a few minutes of this I can hear the chick getting restless...but there's nothing I can do....I guess I'm out of nut
Brehs, I spent like ten minutes frantically stroking my dikk....shyt was noodle status. Just flopping around this way and that way (no homo).
I finally gave up walk back in the room and shorty all dressed up with the
I tried to get her to stay but she said ''it was cool...not a big deal....next time'' with thelook.
There was no next time.
My nikka you gotta just say fukk it and eat the box first in situations like this. bytch look that good, especially when you young you gotta be down enough to suck a fart out her butthole. Anything to keep going man. Either that or distract yourself by pinching, clawing or doing anything that keeps your mind off that puss.
T-K-G
Veteran
one nikka from hypebeast took it upon himself to go on tinychat, trying to be cool and flash some bytches....
the ether that took place afterwards speaks for itself....
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the ether that took place afterwards speaks for itself....
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thoushallhustle
All Star
Trajan
Veteran
Nah man, I wasn't expecting to nut that quickly. I thought the prior jerk would have me pornstar status.
As for eating it, we both wanted to get to the main course ASAP.
I feel you man. We all been there. Its just that when you young a you bag that stunner you gotta do whatever it takes to keep her coming back. Bragging rights is on the line, lol.
That's right
Sometimes you gotta say fukk it and throw all normal thought out the window. Do some shyt so nasty that it don't even matter, cuz nobody gonna believe its true
U dont drink?
Lol this shyt happened to me more times than a care to admit
I'll post it tomorrow I'm on my phone and I don't wanna be posting essays on here smh