Colonoscopy Unappreciation Thread

[Sniper]

I’d rather die then have another man stick something up my ass. Says a lot about you breh

Man you're funny!

No really, you are.

 

[Sniper]

@Sniper is Raisin Bran or oatmeal healthier to eat?

To my knowledge Raisin Bran has more fiber in it than oatmeal.

 

[Sniper]

I ain’t gonna lie. This thread is scaring the hell out of me.

There's nothing to be scared of, not knowing is the scary part.

Drinking a liquid and shytting isn't scary, plus the actual colonoscopy you won't remember or feel anything.

 

[Doin2Much Williams]

Back in February 2020...



Got one done in the motherland at the tender age of 38.




Which is fine.




But since i wasn't aware of the protocols preceding the event... i got it done non-sedated.





Shiit was straight out of a horror movie.




I was consicous the whole time and it was excruciating.





But i took it like a rape victim.





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[drederick tatum]

My friend's mom had one this morning, she just told me she only had to take pills to prep, not the liquid

 

[Won Won]

The nasty laxative you have to drink the day before is the worst part. You can feel your whole body reject it because it’s so fukking gross

 

[RedCloakBlackWraithe]

Had one a couple weeks ago. all healthy erything a okay with the kid. praise GAWD!

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

IT'S NOT BAD UNLESS YOU WERE CONSTIPATED. NOTHING WORSE THAN GOLYTLY WHILE CONSTIPATED. IT SHOULD BE CALLED GO HARSHLY AND OFTEN!

THAT shyt IS MILITARY GRADE LAXATIVE. I WAS shytTING CLEAR LIQUID IN 45 MINS FLAT. I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA DIE.

 

[GzUp]

OP..

I had mine done last year. I think that I handled the process & procedure pretty well..

The process itself including preparation wasn't the best, but @ the same time, I was glad that I went through the experience.

I didn't have any polyps which was a blessing! Only thing I had was internal hemmoroids. Could have been a lot worse.

I would tell any man, especially Black men to get it done if necessary! Same with prostate exams. Swallow your pride and take care of your health!

I’m having one soon, from what I’m reading it’s hella common to always find polyps… I felt that was discouraging, I didn’t know polyps were that common.

 

[Commish]

I’m having one soon, from what I’m reading it’s hella common to always find polyps… I felt that was discouraging, I didn’t know polyps were that common.

I'm glad that you decided to get it done. I am sure it is common, but hopefully you won't have any. Just get it done and should you have any, then your doctor should get rid of them. Salute!

 

[GzUp]

I'm glad that you decided to get it done. I am sure it is common, but hopefully you won't have any. Just get it done and should you have any, then your doctor should get rid of them. Salute!

In 10 days…. I was hoping they were not going to find any polyps but after reading up on it they usually always find polyps smh

 

[Sugarbush]

The prep is the hardest drink to describe but the worst drink you’ll ever taste

 

[Commish]

In 10 days…. I was hoping they were not going to find any polyps but after reading up on it they usually always find polyps smh

If that is the case, then I am one lucky man! I didn't have any and glad I didn't. Hopefully, you will have the same results as me.

 

[TELL ME YA CHEESIN FAM?]

 

[Vancouver Grizzly Fan]

Had my first last November but never took any anesthesia.

White nurses looked at me like I was crazy. Looking at that screen on my side and crossing my fingers that there was no polyp. No pain what so ever.

My first meal was a cup of oatmeal and 3 Mcgriddles.