Colonoscopy Unappreciation Thread

[Loken]

doc told me a few months ago i gotta get mine when i hit 40

 

[Sniper]

A colonoscopy prep is better than dying from colon cancer.

 

[Sniper]

Idk about colonoscopy but I’ve been suffering with haemorrhoids for 8 years now. I don’t even remember what it feels like to take a shyt and go about your day like normal. I have to do it at night so I can lay down afterwards for up to an hour or two otherwise my ass will be burning.

There are times when you feel better for a couple of months but it returns coz of constipation and straining during bowel movement.

Drink lots of water and gets some fiber. Whether it’s supplements or Raisin Bran.

 

[Sniper]

Have another man stick something up your ass brehs

Have another man remove your organs during your autopsy because you died of colon cancer.

 

[Breh Obama]

Have another man remove your organs during your autopsy because you died of colon cancer.

I’d rather die then have another man stick something up my ass. Says a lot about you breh

 

[moniemane]

im thinking about getting that digital virtual colonoscopy so i can stay awake to make sure no funny buisness happens

 

[drederick tatum]

As soon as possible. From your mid 20s to your early 30s.

C'mon, man! Unless you are having specific issues, recommended age is 45 to 50. If you have something going on, your primary care doctor will recommend it to you. You just want to read threads about a bunch of guys embarrassed because they're 24 and asked their doctor to check their prostate

 

[breakfuss]

I ain’t gonna lie. This thread is scaring the hell out of me.

 

[drederick tatum]

Nah .
Man I love colonoscopies. Look forward to them . Have had so many because certain health issues and because of polyps they’ve found .So I have them like every two years or so . Getting put to sleep one of the best feelings in the world for me

 

[Dave24]

Drink lots of water and gets some fiber. Whether it’s supplements or Raisin Bran.

@Sniper is Raisin Bran or oatmeal healthier to eat?

 

[breakfuss]

Idk about colonoscopy but I’ve been suffering with haemorrhoids for 8 years now. I don’t even remember what it feels like to take a shyt and go about your day like normal. I have to do it at night so I can lay down afterwards for up to an hour or two otherwise my ass will be burning.

There are times when you feel better for a couple of months but it returns coz of constipation and straining during bowel movement.

One of the most painful things you can experience. I’m sorry it’s a chronic thing for you, brother. What’s your fiber intake looking like?

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

I ain’t gonna lie. This thread is scaring the hell out of me.

Imagine the shyt you got to drink before the colonoscopy

• Every droplet mixed with the Sprite tasting like hell
• Throwing up but you still chugging
• shytting from 6pm to 1am
• shytting to the point its clear water
• shytting to the point its becoming evaporation
• Getting up at the crack of dawn because you are going to die from starvation and thrist
• Waiting two hours for a 30 minute procedure
• Farting all over the place while the staff goes

WOAT time breh. I came prepared for my next procedure. I'm popping pills and setting up shop in the bathroom like its a potent tree.

 

[-DMP-]

Yea it’s time to open registration back up.

Y’all getting to comfy..,cozy even.

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

Yea it’s time to open registration back up.

Y’all getting to comfy..,cozy even.

Just bum talk breh, you wouldn't understand these dire events.

 

[Wildhundreds]

@Sniper is Raisin Bran or oatmeal healthier to eat?

Oatmeal