Colombian Farmer Finds $600,000,000 Drug Money Buried In His Farm. Can't keep any of it

[Batsute]

1. Get new clothes to look professional

2. Get an apartment in the nothing fancy but in a good area

3. Use said suit and new address to open a modest size bank account

4. Get a passport

5. Fly the fukk to Switzerland and tell nobody while making modest deposits

6. Repeat 5

7.

 

[blackzeus]

This dumbass told somebody he found a barrel full of cash?

Where do you go? To the bank? to Ecuador? Venezuela? A flight to the US? You would be food the second the local FARC nikkaz found out.

"Whoever said illegal was the easy way out, couldn't understand
The mechanics and the workings of the underworld, granted" - Jay Z

 

[blackzeus]

1. Get new clothes to look professional

2. Get an apartment in the nothing fancy but in a good area

3. Use said suit and new address to open a modest size bank account

4. Get a passport

5. Fly the fukk to Switzerland and tell nobody while making modest deposits

6. Repeat 5

7.

A Colombian farmer flying to Switzerland draws no flags breh? REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY?

 

[CoochieMane]

I'd have been a few steps closer to being a billionaire

 

[MF budz]

If he would have paid the RIGHT ppl he could've definitely gotten out of Colombia or even stayed and lived good. He probably didn't want the potential risk . Maybe If he was a younger breh

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

y'all with threads like this always got me

 

[Wepa Man]

Escobar died in 93 and the big face $100 didn't come out til 96

 

[Batsute]

A Colombian farmer flying to Switzerland draws no flags breh? REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY?

Breh all you gotta do is play ya part, don't look like bum and say you travel for business.

 

[Canon]

well it says each pit contains 600mil-1bill dollars

he prob stashed a few bucks for himself

 

[Isaiah Bradley]

him and his family couldve ate for generations, from the land his family had for generations

fixed.

 

[blackzeus]

Breh all you gotta do is play ya part, don't look like bum and say you travel for business.

Let me know how you make on to the plane with all the cash breh. In Colombia they check your bag twice before you fly out.

 

[Scuti]

just did a quick wiki search on pablo escobar...there was a pic of the team who killed him celebrating over his dead body

as far as the 600M goes, i would die trying to hide that shyt for myself. most people dont even make 1M over their lifetime, let alone 600M.
if someone came up to me and told me they knew where 600 mill was but i had to guard it with my life id say yes sir lmao

 

[alpo]

Well it was either turn it in or get clapped

how? nobody wont know!!

 

[alpo]

I wouldn't take that chance anyway. He's just a farmer trying to get by, no way he has the connects to leave Colombia with that amount of money. Someone would've noticed.

soft ass nikka!

 

[alpo]

Where do you go? To the bank? to Ecuador? Venezuela? A flight to the US? You would be food the second the local FARC nikkaz found out.

"Whoever said illegal was the easy way out, couldn't understand
The mechanics and the workings of the underworld, granted" - Jay Z

SHUT UP!!!