Colombian Farmer Finds $600,000,000 Drug Money Buried In His Farm. Can't keep any of it

[nalej]

Fake story mods delete this shyt

 

[jackswstd]

soft ass nikka!

If not wanting to be hunted by a Colombian cartel makes me soft than so be it.

 

[Poh SIti Dawn]

What's that tell you about the US government

 

[Zero]

$600 million?

I can't even front like I'd do the right thing with that, drug money or not

 

[Sauce Dab]

At some of these answers in here and what they would do if they found it. I think that dude knew what he was doing. Colombians would've found out and killed him. He probably kept some but it would raise all kinds of red flags on how he got so much so quick

 

[MF_BREW]

SHIIIT, If I would have found that would have keep my mouth shut!

 

[Calmye]

He's stupid for saying anything

 

[havoc]

Maybe he thought it was another cartels money and didn't want to take chances with his life?

I would have taken the chance to run away with the money with no fukk given without any concern of facing consequences. Cartels can't find anybody if him or her has the dough to buy a new identity and migrate to a different continent.

 

[Citi Trends]

Man internet thugs are hilarious

nikkas working at call centers would suddenly have al Capone money laundering skills and know exactly how to get away with half a billion dollars

The nikka who built up the money got taken down but you gone be alright

 

[drugxglory]

This is why he's only a farmer.No balls to make any moves.

 

[Hiphoplives4eva]

A Colombian farmer flying to Switzerland draws no flags breh? REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY?

Unless nikkas like you snitching, there shouldn't be any flags.

Why couldn't he have sold some land to raise money to go to switzerland? Are only rich whites allowed to travel without being questioned?

nikkas can be very simple minded at times.

 

[zayk35]

Damn all I know is at least 100 million of that would've been mine o mine

 

[ALonelyDad]

Either story is fake or pics are...

That 100 note in the blue containter wasn't around during Pablos years...

Probably fake because exact thing happened on the narcos show, not the government part but some farmer finding money

 

[Hopeofmypeople]

That's a lot of money, you'd need to have some type of plan and connections to do anything with it.

Can't travel, can't spend it, can't move it anywhere. If you do take some and try to leave, it take time to get access to another country and to try to get your family you left behind out of harms way. Plus you can't go around spending hella cash like that being a poor farmer and expect questions not to be asked

He probably knew of this money for awhile and it just became an albatross

He skimmed a milli or two off top before turning that shyt in, believe that.

Can't travel? Says who? You ever been through customs homie? You can easily travel back and forth with a bulk amount of the cash.

 

[Lannister]

All that fukking paper, man

Can't even lie I would be .
Randomly one day when you're in your silk robe drinking some coffe some dudes are going to kick your door down talking about where's the money

Youre just standing there in your silk trying to look broke before they kick your head in.

That type of money you're getting axed.

Guys be coming in with Uzis and assault rifles saying "Where's the fukk the cash?!!!!" and you be standing there like

In all seriousness, people saying he'd be dead if he kept it. Dude is probably dead either way. Now they definitely know he had that much cash in his grasp and they prolly thinking along similar lines that he might have kept a few stacks for himself.