Colombian Farmer Finds $600,000,000 Drug Money Buried In His Farm. Can't keep any of it

[Mr.Big Meat McGee]

all the people that said that they would keep the $600,000,000 in cash is STUPID. there is NO WAY you can manage that much cash and not get caught up.

This is $100,000,000 in $100 bills (on a pallet):

now multiply that by 6.....WHERE ARE YOU GONNA HIDE THAT? you can't deposit it. you can't hide it at home, you can't get a storage facility, and you would have to spend it REALLY slow to not bring any attention to yourself. your best bet is to get a duffle bag, pile as much money as you can into it, and turn in the rest. it's easy to manage a duffle bag. it's impossible to manage several pallets worth of money.

You can do it. But not in America though.

I'd go ghost as fukk.

 

[R.E.N. Spells Ren]

Story is fake. The top source when you google for this is Global Grind and no major media has picked it up.

For this threads sake though, you use the money you found for groceries and expenses. Use the money from your real job for utilities and etcwhile saving up what you have leftover from legit earnings for your legit savings.

What I look like showing up to this place for "work" when I'm sitting on $600M in my basement

 

[Bgreat]

alot of assumption in this thread, how do you know he didnt take some and turned in the 600 million? think!!!

 

[AITheAnswerAI]

This is why he's only a farmer.No balls to make any moves. He should have kept his mouth shut about that money.

 

[Deezy314619]

 

[jackswstd]

He's a smart man. You don't want these cartel muthafukkers after your ass.

 

[CrimsonTider]

I would've kept it and entered the drug game

The Next Pablo!

 

[FaTaL]

He's a smart man. You don't want these cartel muthafukkers after your ass.

all the escobars nikkas are either dead or in jail

aint nobody looking for buried money

 

[jackswstd]

all the escobars nikkas are either dead or in jail

aint nobody looking for buried money

I wouldn't take that chance anyway. He's just a farmer trying to get by, no way he has the connects to leave Colombia with that amount of money. Someone would've noticed.

 

[Deezy314619]

The Next Pablo!

 

[nalej]

linkbeef.com is the news source?

 

[bright black]

Story is fake. The top source when you google for this is Global Grind and no major media has picked it up.

For this threads sake though, you use the money you found for groceries and expenses. Use the money from your real job for utilities and etcwhile saving up what you have leftover from legit earnings for your legit savings.

the man and his money probably disappeared right after the story came out...

colombia: nope nothing to see here folks..no drug money was found...i can assure you all our farmers are still broke and unlucky...

 

[FaTaL]

I wouldn't take that chance anyway. He's just a farmer trying to get by, no way he has the connects to leave Colombia with that amount of money. Someone would've noticed.

Not if u spend lil by lil

 

[Olu Dara]

Police would have only find 599,999,999

Keep 1 dollar of 600 milli brehs

 

[MF budz]

If he didn't keep some for himself he is dumb.