Police would have only find 599,999,999
Colombian Farmer Finds $600,000,000 Drug Money Buried In His Farm. Can't keep any of it
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Steve Piffler
I got them CERTS
it's not that the poice will come and search a home bought with cash, it's just that a guy working at a convenience store (and this is not a diss breh
) who SUDDENLY buys a home in cash money will also suddenly look suspect. in order to buy a house with a duffle bag full of cash, you will have to show where the money came from. same with a car (unless you go to a mom and pop owned car dealer)
FLYINHAWAIIAN
Vegan For a Reason
it's not that the poice will come and search a home bought with cash, it's just that a guy working at a convenience store (and this is not a diss breh
Oh well. They can either turn down business or accept it. Or get some Mexicans to build one
Steve Piffler
I got them CERTS
fukk outta here
when nikkas run up on you with the choppers out, you'll be singing a different tune. it's not about being defeatist....it's about being SMART. you can't do ANYTHING with $600m in CASH. you would have to take as much as you can fit in a bag and disappear. you can't disappear with $600m in $100s and $20s.....i don't care what you say breh....
Steve Piffler
I got them CERTS
What I look like showing up to this place for "work" when I'm sitting on $600M in my basement
exactly. and that's why nikkas get caught up. changing the pattern too soon.
. the only acceptable way of changing your pattern overnight is to just disappear.
R.E.N. Spells Ren
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exactly. and that's why nikkas get caught up. changing the pattern too soon.
People quit their jobs everyday, breh.
First thing you have to do is find a way to convert that 600 mil to other assets...then flip those assets and it'll look like legit money earned on your part.
fukk outta here
when nikkas run up on you with the choppers out, you'll be singing a different tune. it's not about being defeatist....it's about being SMART. you can't do ANYTHING with $600m in CASH. you would have to take as much as you can fit in a bag and disappear. you can't disappear with $600m in $100s and $20s.....i don't care what you say breh....
Hans Gruber: Well, when you steal $600, you can just disappear. When you steal 600 million, they will find you, unless they think you're already dead.
-- Die Hard, 1988
Which is why you keep all of it and don't say shyt.All that fukking paper, man
Guys be coming in with Uzis and assault rifles saying "Where's the fukk the cash?!!!!" and you be standing there like
In all seriousness, people saying he'd be dead if he kept it. Dude is probably dead either way. Now they definitely know he had that much cash in his grasp and they prolly thinking along similar lines that he might have kept a few stacks for himself.
OP says that after Escobar's death that many of these cash stashes are only known to 3 other people. Who knows if they're still alive.Why did he have to tell anybody about finding the money?
It's not like they can track the money like that in Columbia, right
Should've just kept his mouth shut and not said anything.Even if he did keep some of they money it will be hard for him to enjoy it.The columbian government will have surveillance on this man for the rest of his life just to see if he buys any luxury items.shyt,if he buys a $50 pair of shoes,goes on a vacation or buy a Lobster dinner at a restaurant,he will arouse suspicion.
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Crayola Coyote
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I would be the neighbor that house look like shyt on the outside
But on the inside that bytch would be
Lmfaoooooooo
Crayola Coyote
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all the people that said that they would keep the $600,000,000 in cash is STUPID. there is NO WAY you can manage that much cash and not get caught up.
This is $100,000,000 in $100 bills (on a pallet):
now multiply that by 6.....WHERE ARE YOU GONNA HIDE THAT? you can't deposit it. you can't hide it at home, you can't get a storage facility, and you would have to spend it REALLY slow to not bring any attention to yourself. your best bet is to get a duffle bag, pile as much money as you can into it, and turn in the rest. it's easy to manage a duffle bag. it's impossible to manage several pallets worth of money.
Pretty much useless.
For the record the money stashed is severely outdated not just in kind ($ bills have changed) but also in the number series. He had no choice but to give the money to the government. He could risk it but if $100 could get a man killed best believe that $600M would make a man and his family disappear.
Even hiding a smaller amount he's still at risk 'cause ain't no telling what his kids/wife/friends will do when they find out there's a small fortune he didn't give the government.
If I were him I would've at least slept on the money once before giving it away tho'.
Even hiding a smaller amount he's still at risk 'cause ain't no telling what his kids/wife/friends will do when they find out there's a small fortune he didn't give the government.
If I were him I would've at least slept on the money once before giving it away tho'.