Coli Wives (Real Housewives of the Coli)

[Milk N Cookies]

Whose my wife supposed to be ?

Idk, r u secretly married & u never told me cause u thought I would judge her too harshly??


On some Bmore too soon, don't do it
Reconsider, read some literature on the subject
Are you sure?

 

[Regine Hunter]

I'm the girl all the girls talk about on the low because they think I don't hang out with them because I think I'm hot shyt but it's really because my job as a security general has taken over my life. I often date coli nikkas built like Fitzgerald of the redskins, but they keep leaving me cuz I have no time for em






I eventually get written out the show.

 

[Milk N Cookies]

I'm the girl all the girls talk about on the low because they think I don't hang out

I eventually get written out the show.

I invited Regine to the dinner party, to the ladies night where we had wine & painting, the charity brunch... She rejected the invite to the getaway vay cay... I mean damn is her relationship with her man that important that she can't hang with her girls??

 

[Regine Hunter]

I invited Regine to the dinner party, to the ladies night where we had wine & painting, the charity brunch... She rejected the invite to the getaway vay cay... I mean damn is her relationship with her man that important that she can't hang with her girls??

There was a security crisis that would've killed every civilian in North America.

Pardon me for missin y'all lil party :dame2:

 

[CinnamonTequila]

I am a single mom of 3 kids and have no time for men and their bullshyt, reason why I dont do relationships...

I usually go to social events with the girls and to school and family events with the kids so everybody likes me.
Thats about it for the public life.

But... In secret, I have some dark fetishes that I need to satisfy... So I have slept with all my friend's husbands (Even tho they don't know it)
So far I'm only missing @BmoreGorilla

....Coming soon....

 

[Milk N Cookies]

I am a single mom of 3 kids and have no time for men and their bullshyt, reason why I dont do relationships...

I usually go to social events with the girls and to school and family events with the kids so everybody likes me.
Thats about it for the public life.

But... In secret, I have some dark fetishes that I need to satisfy... So I have slept with all my friend's husbands (Even tho they don't know it)
So far I'm only missing @BmoreGorilla

....Coming soon....

You scandalous bytch.

But when the secret is leaked...Who is gonna be on the sidelines like

And who is gonna be the one to leak it? Are you gonna do it yourself mid confrontation???

 

[BmoreGorilla]

I am a single mom of 3 kids and have no time for men and their bullshyt, reason why I dont do relationships...

I usually go to social events with the girls and to school and family events with the kids so everybody likes me.
Thats about it for the public life.

But... In secret, I have some dark fetishes that I need to satisfy... So I have slept with all my friend's husbands (Even tho they don't know it)
So far I'm only missing @BmoreGorilla

....Coming soon....

I'm in rehab for this sex addiction thing I have

 

[Milk N Cookies]

I'm in rehab for this sex addiction thing I have

I'm coming out to see u breh. Don't worry

 

[Regine Hunter]

I'm really sorry for missin the last few events guys, been stressing at work

I'll be having a elegant lil couples brunch at my place.














Bring ya husbands

 

[CinnamonTequila]

I'm in rehab for this sex addiction thing I have

Why you in rehab for that man??
This is when I go get you from there and scape during the night...

I'm coming out to see u breh. Don't worry

No you wont

 

[Milk N Cookies]

I'm really sorry for missin the last few events guys, been stressing at work

I'll be having a elegant lil couples brunch at my place.














Bring ya husbands

Oh definitely darling!!! I went to see how
@BmoreGorilla
was adjusting but the nurses said he had declined to see me . Idk why just trying to show support. Yeah the things we did, it only made sense the dude was addicted to more than my goodies but damn we have grown as adults beyond that... Anyway, have y'all seen @Canadadry ? She got booty injections!!! Either that or something is in the cornbread... And if it's the cornbread she better patent, market, and sell it to any women who wants a booty without the injections.


Idk why @CinnamonTequila is trippin about me seeing Bmore... Imma call her and see how he doing. I know she sometimes volunteers there.

 

[Milk N Cookies]

since I have time let me tag some other Coli wives in here.
@Krispy
@MarsPunkal @DarlingNikki
@little4209
@WHIPPEDCream
@biscuitsnbangers
@Desirous @Cheeky @PicoRoscoe @Azul
@Paradise @~Love~ @September @BillCosbyAteMyHomework @Meadow @PinotNoir

 

[-DMP-]

This is actually a pretty dope concept, take this rep

 

[BmoreGorilla]

Why you in rehab for that man??
This is when I go get you from there and scape during the night...

I have no self control

 

[CinnamonTequila]

I have no self control

Exactly....