"Coli+": What features would work as incentives for a paid subscription to The Coli?

[Son Goku]

Well Coli, we found the a$$hole who reminded the teacher that she forgot to put the homework up on the board today.

I used to do that shyt low-key.



In addition to being a nikka nerd, I'm also a nerd nerd.

 

[Son Goku]

So front it then nikka. You seem to be the one who wants whatever donating money to this site would bring, so put your money where your mouth is and stop trying to spend other people's money.

You're acting like you're trying to recruit nikkas into an investment opportunity. You wanna ask a grown adult to pony up some cash for something that ain't a charity? Well you better have concrete proof for those adults you're soliciting that their money is coming back WITH something more on top.

What you're spitting is child's play, fam. We're supposed to put money into a site that the owners don't even put money into and will not become a money making venture for us? Maybe you're addicted to this site's existence but if this forum were to disappear tomorrow, well it's been a good one my people, but all good things must come to an end. Talking sports, hip hop, & piff ain't that serious to the majority of us where we're gonna pay money just to BS on a message board

TLDR: Grow up

fukk I look like paying for "incentives" on a site that can barely do the basics right?


Oh Pee been here since 2012 but musta forgot how shyt was before the "update".

 

[luckyse7enz]

So front it then nikka. You seem to be the one who wants whatever donating money to this site would bring, so put your money where your mouth is and stop trying to spend other people's money.

You're acting like you're trying to recruit nikkas into an investment opportunity. You wanna ask a grown adult to pony up some cash for something that ain't a charity? Well you better have concrete proof for those adults you're soliciting that their money is coming back WITH something more on top.

What you're spitting is child's play, fam. We're supposed to put money into a site that the owners don't even put money into and will not become a money making venture for us? Maybe you're addicted to this site's existence but if this forum were to disappear tomorrow, well it's been a good one my people, but all good things must come to an end. Talking sports, hip hop, & piff ain't that serious to the majority of us where we're gonna pay money just to BS on a message board

TLDR: Grow up

Well damn.

 

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[TripleAgent]

Unless a brehette is gonna come through and help me relax after posting, get that idea TFOH

 

[KBtheKey]

However it would be, best move along with that is to only open registration every year or two and they might want to pay mods based on interaction and a community scoring system specifically for staff.

However, it's very easy for shyt to go left and end up with a roster full of mfs that moderate based on whatever agendas they like or dislike which would defeat the purpose of coming here and everyone with some got damn sense will migrate to a different/new message board

 

[KBtheKey]

Unless a brehette is gonna come through and help me relax after posting, get that idea TFOH

Why does posting here get you worked up to the point that you require sexual healing?

And why don't you already have bytches on call for that anyway?

 

[TripleAgent]

Why does posting here get you worked up to the point that you require sexual healing? It doesn't

And why don't you already have bytches on call for that anyway? WGAF, that's about as absurd as me paying for using the site

 

[The D-List Vet]

I used to do that shyt low-key.



In addition to being a nikka nerd, I'm also a nerd nerd.

"Nikka nerd" have not heard that term in a minute

 

[TEH]

With social media playing with the subscription model more & more lately, what features do you think The Coli could offer to make brehs consider paying for a subscription?

Ad-free would probably be the most obvious. Maybe cloud space to load custom smileys to your profile?

 

[get these nets]

However, it's very easy for shyt to go left and end up with a roster full of mfs that moderate based on whatever agendas they like or dislike which would defeat the purpose of coming here and everyone with some got damn sense will migrate to a different/new message board

That already happened. Mods put up a stickied post banning diaspora wars, said they would issue bans.
When it came time to ban people who broke the rules, mods reneged because they'd be banning people they were buddies with or agreed with.

Could have rooted it out, but buckled when it was time to lower the hammer. "Moderating based on agendas they like " is already a thing here.

 

[BigBlackSea]

99% of the Coli doesn't have two nickels to rub together to buy new underwear, nevermind pay a subscription fee

 

[A Pimp Named Slickback]

The Coli needs to pay me for the free game and innovation I bring

The c00ns, undercover cacs, toxic debaters, wolves, hoteps that love PAWGs, and dumb nikkas have been pushing me away from this site for years

 

[A Pimp Named Slickback]

That already happened. Mods put up a stickied post banning diaspora wars, said they would issue bans.
When it came time to ban people who broke the rules, mods reneged because they'd be banning people they were buddies with or agreed with.

Could have rooted it out, but buckled when it was time to lower the hammer. "Moderating based on agendas they like " is already a thing here.

Exactly. But they're quick to ban the posters who even utter the name of the unspeakables

 

[A Pimp Named Slickback]

Posters with negative rep and low quality posting need to pay us for the bullshyt they make us read

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