"Coli+": What features would work as incentives for a paid subscription to The Coli?

[Scientific Playa]

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[Scientific Playa]

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[Scientific Playa]

For the same reason why the overwhelming majority of college students roll their eyes and scoff at joining a fraternity or sorority upon learning that there's due$ to pay if you wanna join.

And at least the frat or sorority member has a chance to network and connect with someone who can set them up with some good opportunities post-graduation.

The fukk are you paying for here? Anonymous access to some of the stupidest people on the internet? Yea lemme dip into my pockets so Jesus freaks can tell me I'm doomed for all eternity, so I can read incel manifestos, watch dudes slip into their bi-curious phase in the daily tranny threads, read sports related hot takes from dudes who have zero clue about the sport they're watching, and get called a cracka for simply disagreeing with someone.

Yea, this site really sells itself as a place to invest your money in.

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[Womb Raider]

A chew bop from coli women


but that is an oxymoron so nothing

 

[levitate]

Nothing. I wouldn’t pay for it.

 

[The God Poster]

You laughing but I bet you could easily sell them boys a subscription to JBO

You could sell JBO a lot including boys

 

[The D-List Vet]

The ability to change your profile picture

Wait we lost that???

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

At the end of the day we are all just content creators working for free because we really enjoy posting.

 

[RawDogBandit]

Not a got damn thing

This is a got damn sacred space for black men and those who want to be us

 

[the elastic]

Wait we lost that???

Try changing your shyt rn

 

[The D-List Vet]

Try changing your shyt rn

I am not risking it breh.

 

[MajesticLion]

You know how sometimes you'll hear the first few notes of a song and be able to identify it immediately?



Well...

 

[PHamm]

For the same reason why the overwhelming majority of college students roll their eyes and scoff at joining a fraternity or sorority upon learning that there's due$ to pay if you wanna join.

And at least the frat or sorority member has a chance to network and connect with someone who can set them up with some good opportunities post-graduation.

The fukk are you paying for here? Anonymous access to some of the stupidest people on the internet? Yea lemme dip into my pockets so Jesus freaks can tell me I'm doomed for all eternity, so I can read incel manifestos, watch dudes slip into their bi-curious phase in the daily tranny threads, read sports related hot takes from dudes who have zero clue about the sport they're watching, and get called a cracka for simply disagreeing with someone.

Yea, this site really sells itself as a place to invest your money in.

 

[AlbertPullhoez]

Make JBO a subscription based add on

 

[The D-List Vet]

Make JBO a subscription based add on

JBO about to make Onlyfans numbers.