NaijaProdigy Redux
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Pay subscription fees to hear nikkas talk about transsexuals, ADOS vs Africans, and PAWGs 
"Coli+": What features would work as incentives for a paid subscription to The Coli?
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RhodyRum
Mark Gassed-A-Heaux
For the same reason why the overwhelming majority of college students roll their eyes and scoff at joining a fraternity or sorority upon learning that there's due$ to pay if you wanna join.
And at least the frat or sorority member has a chance to network and connect with someone who can set them up with some good opportunities post-graduation.
The fukk are you paying for here? Anonymous access to some of the stupidest people on the internet? Yea lemme dip into my pockets so Jesus freaks can tell me I'm doomed for all eternity, so I can read incel manifestos, watch dudes slip into their bi-curious phase in the daily tranny threads, read sports related hot takes from dudes who have zero clue about the sport they're watching, and get called a cracka for simply disagreeing with someone.
Yea, this site really sells itself as a place to invest your money in.
We could really take this thread to the next level by figuring out the most a breh would pay for which account, but I also agree in it being an oxymoron, so
Insanity, breh. I had no idea either.
At the end of the day we are all just content creators working for free because we really enjoy posting.
True. So why not support it to make it its best for us? Mind you, I'm not floating an idea that we'd pay to be members. I'm talking about paying for extra features/customization.
It's gotten to this point and we haven't walked yet; it's been nearly a decade for some. I've easily spent more on perks for "Words With Friends", which I've probably been playing for as long as I've been on The Coli.
Make JBO a subscription based add on
Pay subscription fees to hear nikkas talk about transsexuals, ADOS vs Africans, and PAWGs
TELL ME YA CHEESIN FAM?
I walk around a little edgy already
If it keeps all the c00ns out..I'm down
Breh....don't suggest this
Don't even joke about it
Agreed.
Let's not even entertain this idea. This site needs to stay free. Don't put this behind a paywall.
I'd like to know who bought or now owns the Coli before investing. I used to be a top 5 donor before the rebuild.
Donations might help. It's worth a try. I see all the posters posting about spending their disposable income on this and that so why not support the platform.
Top donors
Absolutely not. With all the ads & seeing āGabrielle Union turning 50ā all over the place, paid posters, traffic, he has enough money to fix this site if he wanted, but he doesnāt give a shyt.
You need younger ppl to run this site, if weāre being honest.
The site would remain free; you'd pay for optional perks. How about....thread priority? Custom smileys in your smiley options? Stream Access? JBO Max
RhodyRum
Mark Gassed-A-Heaux
We could really take this thread to the next level by figuring out the most a breh would pay for which account, but I also agree in it being an oxymoron, so
Insanity, breh. I had no idea either.
True. So why not support it to make it its best for us? Mind you, I'm not floating an idea that we'd pay to be members. I'm talking about paying for extra features/customization.
It's gotten to this point and we haven't walked yet; it's been nearly a decade for some. I've easily spent more on perks for "Words With Friends", which I've probably been playing for as long as I've been on The Coli.
So front it then nikka. You seem to be the one who wants whatever donating money to this site would bring, so put your money where your mouth is and stop trying to spend other people's money.
You're acting like you're trying to recruit nikkas into an investment opportunity. You wanna ask a grown adult to pony up some cash for something that ain't a charity? Well you better have concrete proof for those adults you're soliciting that their money is coming back WITH something more on top.
What you're spitting is child's play, fam. We're supposed to put money into a site that the owners don't even put money into and will not become a money making venture for us? Maybe you're addicted to this site's existence but if this forum were to disappear tomorrow, well it's been a good one my people, but all good things must come to an end. Talking sports, hip hop, & piff ain't that serious to the majority of us where we're gonna pay money just to BS on a message board
TLDR: Grow up
Canada Goose
Pooping on your head :umad:
I would not pay to post on The Coli. Reddit is free and has subforums on everything imaginable, imagine paying to talk about the limited amount of topics The Coli obsessed over 
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All the gifs are broken and you talking about paid subscription
humminbird
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I know what they could do 