"Coli+": What features would work as incentives for a paid subscription to The Coli?

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With social media playing with the subscription model more & more lately, what features do you think The Coli could offer to make brehs consider paying for a subscription?

Ad-free would probably be the most obvious. Maybe cloud space to load custom smileys to your profile? :jbhmm:
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With social media playing with the subscription model more & more lately, what features do you think The Coli could offer to make brehs consider paying for a subscription?

Ad-free would probably be the most obvious. Maybe cloud space to load custom smileys to your profile? :jbhmm:
coli has ads?
 

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People would happily pay to filter out the Bird Babble.


try getting chatgpt to create a userscript that does that.
 

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I'd like to know who bought or now owns the Coli before investing. I used to be a top 5 donor before the rebuild.
Donations might help. It's worth a try. I see all the posters posting about spending their disposable income on this and that so why not support the platform.

 

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Nothing. Why would you pay for a message board?
I'd like to think that a good number of folks would toss a buck or two monthly if the experience could be more convenient, be it server support or a guaranteed paid Coli stream for live event threads (if that's even possible).
Nah the Coli has great Ads that are very important

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I was on web for a thread took AdBlock off for a sec; this BIG-ASS ad popped up...took up the entire background of the thread.
You laughing but I bet you could easily sell them boys a subscription to JBO:scust:
I could definitely see this, and even if it was a buck or two a month. If there's going to be an exclusivity and stigma with JBO anyway, why not let it benefit the site as a whole.
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Also, it must be said. I'm not endorsing the idea of a Coli membership costing money. I agree that it should be free. I'm just asking, "What would be some additional perks that'd be worth a couple dollars a month for folks that use this site often?" It's not like donations haven't already been done and we have supporter badges.

What would make the supporter badges worth something?
 
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With social media playing with the subscription model more & more lately, what features do you think The Coli could offer to make brehs consider paying for a subscription?

Ad-free would probably be the most obvious. Maybe cloud space to load custom smileys to your profile? :jbhmm:

Well Coli, we found the a$$hole who reminded the teacher that she forgot to put the homework up on the board today. :martin:

This is some brown-nosing type shıt for real for real. :mjlol:
 

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I see all the posters posting about spending their disposable income on this and that so why not support the platform.


For the same reason why the overwhelming majority of college students roll their eyes and scoff at joining a fraternity or sorority upon learning that there's due$ to pay if you wanna join.

And at least the frat or sorority member has a chance to network and connect with someone who can set them up with some good opportunities post-graduation.

The fukk are you paying for here? Anonymous access to some of the stupidest people on the internet? Yea lemme dip into my pockets so Jesus freaks can tell me I'm doomed for all eternity, so I can read incel manifestos, watch dudes slip into their bi-curious phase in the daily tranny threads, read sports related hot takes from dudes who have zero clue about the sport they're watching, and get called a cracka for simply disagreeing with someone.

Yea, this site really sells itself as a place to invest your money in. :rudy: :mjlol:
 

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For the same reason why the overwhelming majority of college students roll their eyes and scoff at joining a fraternity or sorority upon learning that there's due$ to pay if you wanna join.

And at least the frat or sorority member has a chance to network and connect with someone who can set them up with some good opportunities post-graduation.

The fukk are you paying for here? Anonymous access to some of the stupidest people on the internet? Yea lemme dip into my pockets so Jesus freaks can tell me I'm doomed for all eternity, so I can read incel manifestos, watch dudes slip into their bi-curious phase in the daily tranny threads, read sports related hot takes from dudes who have zero clue about the sport they're watching, and get called a cracka for simply disagreeing with someone.

Yea, this site really sells itself as a place to invest your money in. :rudy: :mjlol:

I asked who owned it and made a suggestion on donating to improve the site. A small donation or the more fancy word of investing might help with the mechanics of fixing the site. I noticed some of the threads have hundreds and thousands of views. Hopefully they are humans that could contribute and not bots searching the site.

Again, who owns the site? And those that know why is it top secret?
 
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