Cokeboy's Random Thoughts...

[PlayerNinety_Nine]

"THAT'S THE CONCUSSION TALKING, GODDAMMIT!" :cokeboycism:

Craziest thing about this thread is that I've exclusively posted a bunch of quotes attributed to Vince and they seem about as sane as what everyone else wrote.

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

"So Vince, Hideo Itami's looking really good, huh?"

"The boy can wrestle, but why does his face look so Japanese?"

"Well, he is Japanese."

"Isn't there something we can do about that? I know! Let's have an LED screen cover his face!"

"An... an LED screen?"

"Yeah, like that hip Japanese toy. The one in the shape of an egg! What's it called again?"

"You don't mean... you're not talking about Tamagotchi?"

"Tamagotchi! That's the one! We'll put an egg over his head and that'll be his name! Ha Ha Ha, the kids'll love it!"

"Vince, you can't do that!"

"Of course, those slant eyed fukks probably copyrighted it. Let's call him Yamagotchi then, that'll teach them gooks!"

"But Vince...?"

"YAMAGOTCHI GODDAMMIT!"

TWO WEEKS LATER...

PUT THIS POST IN THE HALL OF FAME, BROTHER!

 

[Psychosis]

Goddddamit, whose ass is that?!

Vince , please...

.. Interesting...

...Think of the ratings Goddamit. Book it as an Incest angle.


Two weeks later

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[Rosecrans]

*struts into office*


Well Paul, we gave it a shot but Muhammad Hassan's cousin just isn't a draw

B-b-but Vince, what about all those hot crowds chanting his name at N-X-T?


If I gave a damn about what 300 people in a bingo hall thought about some terrorist jobber, I'd be dead broke right now dammit

Now get the hell out of my office

I should've let Bret's wife kick your ass...

I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that. Now get me, Kane, Big Show and the Ascension. I got a hot tag angle that'll take us through SummerSlam

 

[Two Stacks]

 

[Da_Eggman]

I just remember that story when Russo said he hasn't seen his kids in weeks and CB said "You can afford a nanny Damnit"

 

[Mr. Negative]

Your idiot husband is burying my best urban draw

Vince, that's not your daughter, that's Bayley from NXT

"So Vince, Hideo Itami's looking really good, huh?"

"The boy can wrestle, but why does his face look so Japanese?"

"Well, he is Japanese."

"Isn't there something we can do about that? I know! Let's have an LED screen cover his face!"

"An... an LED screen?"

"Yeah, like that hip Japanese toy. The one in the shape of an egg! What's it called again?"

"You don't mean... you're not talking about Tamagotchi?"

"Tamagotchi! That's the one! We'll put an egg over his head and that'll be his name! Ha Ha Ha, the kids'll love it!"

"Vince, you can't do that!"

"Of course, those slant eyed fukks probably copyrighted it. Let's call him Yamagotchi then, that'll teach them gooks!"

"But Vince...?"

"YAMAGOTCHI GODDAMMIT!"

TWO WEEKS LATER...

"Well Vince, now that you're planning to have Roman win the belt at Payback, how will you book him these next few weeks?"

"Simple, he'll be feuding with a surprise opponent starting this night that'll make him look strong."

"Surprise? You mean you put down extra cash for more Brock appearances?"

"Brock? Why would I get Brock when I already got the perfect main event headliner to make him look strong?"

"Don't tell me..."

Tonight's RAW:

Eden: "Aaaaaaand his opponent..."

Cole: "Here it is guys, who'll it be?
Booker: "I can't WAIT!"

*cue theme*

Spoiler

"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLL..."

 

[Rosecrans]

Get me Burger King on the phone, we gotta capitalize on this Cesaro/Hamburglar connection

 

[The Rainmaker]

Get me Burger King on the phone, we gotta capitalize on this Cesaro/Hamburglar connection

I was going to post almost the same thing

 

[WOAHMYGOODNESS]

Were goin up against monday night football tonight? Book kane and show vs batista and orton...thatll teach david stern god damn it!

 

[The Rainmaker]

"These Internet people are stupid. One-word names are synonyms with superstardom. After all, Cher is the biggest star in the world today" :crazyvince:


"Get me Cher for Summerslam":crazyvince:

 

[Rosecrans]

Xavier, Kofi, thanks for meeting me I got an idea but I need to see your dancing skills first

Xavier and Kofi start slowly two stepping like:

Xavier:

Kofi:


Put some effort into it dammit or I'll find someone who will...







































That's it, keep going, we got our new Urban Spirit Squad, Kevin!

 

[TheGodling]

"We need to promote the WWE Network harder, bring back King Of The Ring next week, everybody loves that, Network exclusive!"

*Two weeks later*

"The amount of subscribers increased? And Daniel Brokeneck's out? Bring back the Elimination Chamber for the IC title in two weeks, Network exclusive!

*That same day*

"This bringing back classic things half-assed is really working out for the network. Bring back the Macho Man!"

"Vince, we can't bring him back, Macho Man has been dead for years now."

"I said, bring him back GODDAMMIT!"

 

[Heelish]

Well Paul, we gave it a shot but Muhammad Hassan's cousin just isn't a draw

Talking about Sami?

 

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

I cant not read this thread in his voice
lmaoo