Cokeboy's Random Thoughts...

[PlayerNinety_Nine]

"SNEEZING IS A SIGN OF WEAKNESS, GODDAMMIT!"

 

[TheGodling]

"Vince, can I talk to you?"

"Lana? What happened to your accent?"

"My accent? I don't use it backstage."

"You're telling me you're not a dirty Commie?"

"Wait, you don't know that I'm really American?"

"I can't believe all this time that I've been wasting you as a heel. Get me Kevin Dunn, we're turning you face tonight GODDAMMIT!"

"But Vince, we're already in the middle of my face tu-"

"Whatsh tha matter, Vinssh?"

"We're gonna make Lana red hot tonight and there's only one way to do it. Get the potato sack!

"Tha pothatho tshack?"

"Yes, the potato sack! Tell me you still have it, you ratfaced fukk!"

"Have itsh?"

"I sleep in tshath tshing!"

 

[XII]

I should have never laid the genetic jackhammer and drained my grapefruits on Trish's face, now Linda is taking every penny from me

Oh well...........Kevin, grab me a VHS of the Montreal ScrewJob and Nattie
It's time to watch Bret screw Bret while I screw his daughter

That's kinda fukked up

 

[Rosecrans]

 

[September]

"Vince, can I talk to you?"

"Lana? What happened to your accent?"

"My accent? I don't use it backstage."

"You're telling me you're not a dirty Commie?"

"Wait, you don't know that I'm really American?"

"I can't believe all this time that I've been wasting you as a heel. Get me Kevin Dunn, we're turning you face tonight GODDAMMIT!"

"But Vince, we're already in the middle of my face tu-"

"Whatsh tha matter, Vinssh?"

"We're gonna make Lana red hot tonight and there's only one way to do it. Get the potato sack!

"Tha pothatho tshack?"

"Yes, the potato sack! Tell me you still have it, you ratfaced fukk!"

"Have itsh?"

"I sleep in tshath tshing!"

your smiley game is A+

 

[Silkk]

"SNEEZING IS A SIGN OF WEAKNESS, GODDAMMIT!"

 

[TheGodling]

"Hunter! Come look at this Tough Enough entry! We gotta sign this guy right away!"

"Yeah, he's that impressive?"

"Just look at his promo video, it's fantastic!"

"Vince, that's a... that's a kangaroo. I'm pretty sure someone uploaded that video as a joke."

"I said sign him GODDAMMIT!"

 

[Rosecrans]

That's kinda fukked up

 

[Project Downtime]

 

[Zero]

I can't help but feel partially responsible for the creation and success of this thread. It's like WCW all over again. :midcarderplease:

 

[Momentum]

Put on the damn turban.

 

[PlayerNinety_Nine]

"I'll owe you one" - :cokeboydown:

 

[Momentum]

Take the gotdamn Z Pack

 

[Vice Queen]

If I ever choke on something from laughing at you fools, pay my funeral costs.

 

[Rosecrans]

If I ever choke on something from laughing at you fools, pay my funeral costs.

Independent posters get no benefits, you're on your own :cbpls: