Cokeboy's Random Thoughts...
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Hey Brock, I think you need a female valet
Don't care as long the check clears Vinny
It should be a blast from the past, I remember this one diva...she was over and used to drain my grapefruits after every show
Cool, i'll do it for another 100k
One time I convinced her to come out with only paint covering her puppies
Cool, pay--err what did you just say?
Which part? Her draining my grapefruits or me convincing this dumb whore to paint her titay's
That's my wife, Don't ever talk about her again...
I'll talk about whoever I want, I'm Vincent Kennedy Mcmahon dammit......
Don't care as long the check clears Vinny
It should be a blast from the past, I remember this one diva...she was over and used to drain my grapefruits after every show
Cool, i'll do it for another 100k
One time I convinced her to come out with only paint covering her puppies
Cool, pay--err what did you just say?
Which part? Her draining my grapefruits or me convincing this dumb whore to paint her titay's
That's my wife, Don't ever talk about her again...
I'll talk about whoever I want, I'm Vincent Kennedy Mcmahon dammit......
*struts into office*
Well Paul, we gave it a shot but Muhammad Hassan's cousin just isn't a draw
B-b-but Vince, what about all those hot crowds chanting his name at N-X-T?
If I gave a damn about what 300 people in a bingo hall thought about some terrorist jobber, I'd be dead broke right now dammit
Now get the hell out of my office
I should've let Bret's wife kick your ass...
I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that. Now get me, Kane, Big Show and the Ascension. I got a hot tag angle that'll take us through SummerSlam
The Rainmaker
Mr. Money in the Bank
(Inspired by a classic Simpsons scene)
Is it wrong to cheat to earn a million subscribers for a Network?:crazyvince:
Yes, Vince.
Let me rephrase that: Is it wrong if I cheat to earn a million subscribers for MY Network?
No, Vince. What indie wrestling company you like killed?
No, Paul. I've decided to bring in a few professional...er...performers. We'll give them a multi-year contract and have them perform on our next PPV: Gorgeous George, Lou Thesz, Tom Magee, George Hackenschmidt...:crazyvince:
Uh, Vince. I'm afraid all those wr... performers have retired and, uh, passed on. In fact, George Hackenschmidt has been dead for almost 50 years.
GODDAMMIT! Find me some good performers... living performers. Scour the professional ranks: the American League, the National League, the Negro Leagues.:vincek:
I'm on my way.
Oh, and, Paul: you have 24 hours. We'll going to announce the return of The Great American Bash and it's going to be tomorrow.:crazyvince:
Is it wrong to cheat to earn a million subscribers for a Network?:crazyvince:
Yes, Vince.
Let me rephrase that: Is it wrong if I cheat to earn a million subscribers for MY Network?
No, Vince. What indie wrestling company you like killed?
No, Paul. I've decided to bring in a few professional...er...performers. We'll give them a multi-year contract and have them perform on our next PPV: Gorgeous George, Lou Thesz, Tom Magee, George Hackenschmidt...:crazyvince:
Uh, Vince. I'm afraid all those wr... performers have retired and, uh, passed on. In fact, George Hackenschmidt has been dead for almost 50 years.
GODDAMMIT! Find me some good performers... living performers. Scour the professional ranks: the American League, the National League, the Negro Leagues.:vincek:
I'm on my way.
Oh, and, Paul: you have 24 hours. We'll going to announce the return of The Great American Bash and it's going to be tomorrow.:crazyvince:
"Sir the ratings are in the toilet."
"PUT THE BELT ON SHEAMUS!!!"
"PUT THE BELT ON SHEAMUS!!!"
prophecypro
Hollywood North
*Reads the thread*
"Goddamn easy day at the office pal"
*Dips a whole Roast Beef roll with absolutely nothing in it but roast beef into a puddle of ketchup*
"Goddamn easy day at the office pal"
*Dips a whole Roast Beef roll with absolutely nothing in it but roast beef into a puddle of ketchup*
TheGodling
Los Ingobernables de Sala de Cine
Paul, guess what? I just signed AJ Styles and Chinchucka Nackamara.
Wait... you did what now? You signed a Japanese wrestler by your own free choice? What's the catch?
No catch, I just read this interview with Daniel Bryan and he talked passionately about how facing Nackamara was his dream match.
Wait, so you actually signed... Shinsuke Nakamura, so that he can have a match... with Daniel Bryan?
Of course not. I will never clear Bryan so he'll spend the rest of his days in this company knowing that his dream match is oh so close but yet so far, far away. That'll teach him for getting over when he wasn't supposed to GODDAMMIT!
Vince, you foul son-of-a.... You know what, never mind. So why the hell did you sign AJ Styles?
Well, Cesaro is injured right now so I needed someone to fill up the midcard and make Cena look strong during his '16 US Open Challenge burial tour, right?
Wait... you did what now? You signed a Japanese wrestler by your own free choice? What's the catch?
No catch, I just read this interview with Daniel Bryan and he talked passionately about how facing Nackamara was his dream match.
Wait, so you actually signed... Shinsuke Nakamura, so that he can have a match... with Daniel Bryan?
Of course not. I will never clear Bryan so he'll spend the rest of his days in this company knowing that his dream match is oh so close but yet so far, far away. That'll teach him for getting over when he wasn't supposed to GODDAMMIT!
Vince, you foul son-of-a.... You know what, never mind. So why the hell did you sign AJ Styles?
Well, Cesaro is injured right now so I needed someone to fill up the midcard and make Cena look strong during his '16 US Open Challenge burial tour, right?
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prophecypro
Hollywood North
Paul, guess what? I just signed AJ Styles and Chinchucka Nackamara.
Wait... you did what now? You signed a Japanese wrestler by your own free choice? What's the catch?
No catch, I just read this interview with Daniel Bryan and he talked passionately about how facing Nackamara was his dream match.
Wait, so you actually signed... Shinsuke Nakamura, so that he can have a match... with Daniel Bryan?
Of course not. I will never clear Bryan so he'll spend the rest of his days in this company knowing that his dream match is oh so close but yet so far, far away. That'll teach him for getting over when he wasn't supposed to GODDAMMIT!
Vince, you foul son-of-a.... You know what, never mind. So why the hell did you sign AJ Styles?
Well, Cesaro is injured right now so I needed someone to fill up the midcard and make Cena look strong during his '16 US Open Challenge burial tour, right?
Funny if it wasnt so blatantly true
TheWhackMamba
The Coli's Drop Bear
Paul, guess what? I just signed AJ Styles and Chinchucka Nackamara.
Wait... you did what now? You signed a Japanese wrestler by your own free choice? What's the catch?
No catch, I just read this interview with Daniel Bryan and he talked passionately about how facing Nackamara was his dream match.
Wait, so you actually signed... Shinsuke Nakamura, so that he can have a match... with Daniel Bryan?
Of course not. I will never clear Bryan so he'll spend the rest of his days in this company knowing that his dream match is oh so close but yet so far, far away. That'll teach him for getting over when he wasn't supposed to GODDAMMIT!
Vince, you foul son-of-a.... You know what, never mind. So why the hell did you sign AJ Styles?
Well, Cesaro is injured right now so I needed someone to fill up the midcard and make Cena look strong during his '16 US Open Challenge burial tour, right?
This is so vulgar, all the more vulgar because it's the thuth
Malcolm Joseph
Microphone Checka
Midget FCW is starting to get over? Time to rape and pillage!
Get me MY son-in-law....ungrateful fukk..
Hunter. Ineed a new intergender security team for Sheamus's Title Reign. So you get that champion of yours and his sister and tell them I want fukking mohawks by tomorrow!
And have Joe grow out his hair so we can dye it blonde. And get a thong for that fat piece of shyt.
HHH leaves....
....ain't shyt getting over unless, I say so DAMMIT....
Get me MY son-in-law....ungrateful fukk..
Hunter. Ineed a new intergender security team for Sheamus's Title Reign. So you get that champion of yours and his sister and tell them I want fukking mohawks by tomorrow!
And have Joe grow out his hair so we can dye it blonde. And get a thong for that fat piece of shyt.
HHH leaves....
....ain't shyt getting over unless, I say so DAMMIT....