Cokeboy's Random Thoughts...
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TheGodling
Los Ingobernables de Sala de Cine
"Why, why, if it isn't Daniel Brokeneck!"
"It's Bryan, sir!"
"Your name is Bryan Brokeneck? No wonder you can't get over!"
"No, that's not..."
"What are you doing here anyway, shouldn't you be busy training Eva Marie?"
"You're mistaking me for Brian Kendrick now?"
"Shelton, get over here! Take Bryan Brokeneck back to the training center, I want Eva Marie ready to win the Divas title tomorrow on Raw goddammit!"
...
"It's Bryan, sir!"
"Your name is Bryan Brokeneck? No wonder you can't get over!"
"No, that's not..."
"What are you doing here anyway, shouldn't you be busy training Eva Marie?"
"You're mistaking me for Brian Kendrick now?"
"Shelton, get over here! Take Bryan Brokeneck back to the training center, I want Eva Marie ready to win the Divas title tomorrow on Raw goddammit!"
...
*gathers all the boys from the back*
I am here to ask all of you independent contractors once and for all who sexually harassed Sheldon Benjamin's momma
*awkward silence*
Well speak up dammit, my social media experts found it on, dammit where is it,
*intern hands cokeboy a piece of paper*
*squints eyes* It was on The Cauliflower dot com
Jerry McDevitt has assured me that WWE will have no liability if a legal case arises from this and as independent contractors you will have to find your own legal counsel
Now back to work, millenials
I am here to ask all of you independent contractors once and for all who sexually harassed Sheldon Benjamin's momma
*awkward silence*
Well speak up dammit, my social media experts found it on, dammit where is it,
*intern hands cokeboy a piece of paper*
*squints eyes* It was on The Cauliflower dot com
Jerry McDevitt has assured me that WWE will have no liability if a legal case arises from this and as independent contractors you will have to find your own legal counsel
Now back to work, millenials
DANIEL BROKENECK SHOULDNT BE AS FUNNY AS IT IS"Why, why, if it isn't Daniel Brokeneck!"
"It's Bryan, sir!"
"Your name is Bryan Brokeneck? No wonder you can't get over!"
"No, that's not..."
"What are you doing here anyway, shouldn't you be busy training Eva Marie?"
"You're mistaking me for Brian Kendrick now?"
"Shelton, get over here! Take Bryan Brokeneck back to the training center, I want Eva Marie ready to win the Divas title tomorrow on Raw goddammit!"
...
JoogJoint
In my own league.
I feel like I'm high reading this thread. 
TheGodling
Los Ingobernables de Sala de Cine
"So Vince, Hideo Itami's looking really good, huh?"
"The boy can wrestle, but why does his face look so Japanese?"
"Well, he is Japanese."
"Isn't there something we can do about that? I know! Let's have an LED screen cover his face!"
"An... an LED screen?"
"Yeah, like that hip Japanese toy. The one in the shape of an egg! What's it called again?"
"You don't mean... you're not talking about Tamagotchi?"
"Tamagotchi! That's the one! We'll put an egg over his head and that'll be his name! Ha Ha Ha, the kids'll love it!"
"Vince, you can't do that!"
"Of course, those slant eyed fukks probably copyrighted it. Let's call him Yamagotchi then, that'll teach them gooks!"
"But Vince...?"
"YAMAGOTCHI GODDAMMIT!"
TWO WEEKS LATER...
"The boy can wrestle, but why does his face look so Japanese?"
"Well, he is Japanese."
"Isn't there something we can do about that? I know! Let's have an LED screen cover his face!"
"An... an LED screen?"
"Yeah, like that hip Japanese toy. The one in the shape of an egg! What's it called again?"
"You don't mean... you're not talking about Tamagotchi?"
"Tamagotchi! That's the one! We'll put an egg over his head and that'll be his name! Ha Ha Ha, the kids'll love it!"
"Vince, you can't do that!"
"Of course, those slant eyed fukks probably copyrighted it. Let's call him Yamagotchi then, that'll teach them gooks!"
"But Vince...?"
"YAMAGOTCHI GODDAMMIT!"
TWO WEEKS LATER...
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Top 5 #TSC thread of all time
I should have never laid the genetic jackhammer and drained my grapefruits on Trish's face, now Linda is taking every penny from me
Oh well...........Kevin, grab me a VHS of the Montreal ScrewJob and Nattie
It's time to watch Bret screw Bret while I screw his daughter
Oh well...........Kevin, grab me a VHS of the Montreal ScrewJob and Nattie
It's time to watch Bret screw Bret while I screw his daughter
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Fake Razor (FR) calls Vince as his contract has expired
FR: Hey Vince, this is Rick Bognar
CB: Who?
FR: you know Fake Razor Ramon
CB: *silence*
FR: uhh I was just wondering if you had anything in mind for me as my contract just ran out
CB: Don't ever call this number again
*click*
FR:
FR: Hey Vince, this is Rick Bognar
CB: Who?
FR: you know Fake Razor Ramon
CB: *silence*
FR: uhh I was just wondering if you had anything in mind for me as my contract just ran out
CB: Don't ever call this number again
FR:
TheGodling
Los Ingobernables de Sala de Cine
"Well Vince, now that you're planning to have Roman win the belt at Payback, how will you book him these next few weeks?"
"Simple, he'll be feuding with a surprise opponent starting this night that'll make him look strong."
"Surprise? You mean you put down extra cash for more Brock appearances?"
"Brock? Why would I get Brock when I already got the perfect main event headliner to make him look strong?"
"Don't tell me..."
Tonight's RAW:
Eden: "Aaaaaaand his opponent..."
Cole: "Here it is guys, who'll it be?
Booker: "I can't WAIT!"
*cue theme*
"Simple, he'll be feuding with a surprise opponent starting this night that'll make him look strong."
"Surprise? You mean you put down extra cash for more Brock appearances?"
"Brock? Why would I get Brock when I already got the perfect main event headliner to make him look strong?"
"Don't tell me..."
Tonight's RAW:
Eden: "Aaaaaaand his opponent..."
Cole: "Here it is guys, who'll it be?
Booker: "I can't WAIT!"
*cue theme*
"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLL..."
"Well Vince, now that you're planning to have Roman win the belt at Payback, how will you book him these next few weeks?"
"Simple, he'll be feuding with a surprise opponent starting this night that'll make him look strong."
"Surprise? You mean you put down extra cash for more Brock appearances?"
"Brock? Why would I get Brock when I already got the perfect main event headliner to make him look strong?"
"Don't tell me..."
Tonight's RAW:
Eden: "Aaaaaaand his opponent..."
Cole: "Here it is guys, who'll it be?
Booker: "I can't WAIT!"
*cue theme*
"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLL..."
This is so true that I don't know if I should
or 
The Rainmaker
Mr. Money in the Bank
(Finds an expired bottle of ICOPRO supplements)
"Well, don't mind if I do" :crazyvince: (Takes one pill)
(15 minutes later)
:vincek:"Linda... LINDA... Call Kevin Dunn. Tell him... I'm gonna direct... the show... from... the bathroom"
"Well, don't mind if I do" :crazyvince: (Takes one pill)
(15 minutes later)
:vincek:"Linda... LINDA... Call Kevin Dunn. Tell him... I'm gonna direct... the show... from... the bathroom"