Cokeboy's Random Thoughts...

[Rosecrans]

Whose idea was it to put Shelton with those clapping people?

Your idiot husband is burying my best urban draw

Vince, that's not your daughter, that's Bayley from NXT

Don't ever question me again dammit, now I have to fix Paul's mess

Get Mabel and Viscera on the phone

But Vince...


JUST DO IT DAMMIT

 

[Heelish]

Is that supposed to be Bailey?

Get Mabel and Viscera on the phone

 

[MushroomX]

"I got an idea, ill make a angle where my wife is a vegetable, and ill fukk Trish with my genetically advanced ICOPRO Nut."

 

[TheGodling]

It would be really to actually know whats going on inside that carny mind of his.

 

[Lord Scion]

"Our urban audience is abandoning us sir, what should we do to fix this?!"

"Get uhh... Get that big guy who dances and raps. Yea.. Umm Hefty C"

"You mean Heavy D?"

"Yea yea!!!"

"But he passed..."

"I said get him DAMMIT!!!!" :kingvince:

 

[jackswstd]

"Our urban audience is abandoning us sir, what should we do to fix this?!"

"Get uhh... Get that big guy who dances and raps. Yea.. Umm Hefty C"

"You mean Heavy D?"

"Yea yea!!!"

"But he passed..."

"I said get him DAMMIT!!!!" :kingvince:

Hefty C

 

[MushroomX]

"Our urban audience is abandoning us sir, what should we do to fix this?!"

"Get uhh... Get that big guy who dances and raps. Yea.. Umm Hefty C"

"You mean Heavy D?"

"Yea yea!!!"

"But he passed..."

"I said get him DAMMIT!!!!" :kingvince:

E&C Glasses?
Viscera's Roast Beef Oven Bag?

 

[Rosecrans]

I want to be edgy again. It's time we go back to 'haaaaaaard times", bring back The Big Bossman as his original gimmick and have him be brutally attacked by R-Truth who will be wearing an Orioles jersey...

B-but Vince the real story is...

WHATEVER THE HELL I SAY IT IS

now the next time I see you, you better be with the Big Boss Man and Truth better be a hooligan or I'll replace him with Jiz Khalifa...

b-b-b-but

*struts away while humming this*

 

[The Rainmaker]

"I wonder if I can inhale this whole Colombian package at once" :crazyvince:

(Ten minutes later)

"New world record!"

 

[TheGodling]

"Well Cesaro, tonight you'll lose to Los Matadores when El Torito pins you."

"Vince, there's something I haven't been honest about. I'm not Swiss. I'm a full-fledged born American and have been pretending to be Swiss my entire life as a gimmick."

"Is this true?"

"Absolutely."

"Someone get Daniel Bryan out of the hospital, we're putting this man over tonight GODDAMMIT!"

 

[MenacingMonk]

Classic thread.

 

[Lord Scion]

"We don't have anyone to sing the National Anthem for WM sir!!"

"Get that little negro kid that has that big poofy hair."

"Who?"

"You know, the one who sings the alphabet!!"

"The alphabet?!"

"Yes DAMMIT!! The alphabet!! You know, ABC!! It's easy as 123!!"

"You mean Michael Jackson sir?!"

"Yea!! Him!!"

"Sir, he grown up, lost his skin color, and passed away six years ago!"

"What?!"

"You know... his sister Janet is available..."

"GET ME TITO GODDAMMIT"

 

[Rosecrans]

"We don't have anyone to sing the National Anthem for WM sir!!"

"Get that little negro kid that has that big poofy hair."

"Who?"

"You know, the one who sings the alphabet!!"

"The alphabet?!"

"Yes DAMMIT!! The alphabet!! You know, ABC!! It's easy as 123!!"

"You mean Michael Jackson sir?!"

"Yea!! Him!!"

"Sir, he grown up, lost his skin color, and passed away six years ago!"

"What?!"

"You know... his sister Janet is available..."

"GET ME TITO GODDAMMIT"

Sir, I present you Tito Jackson...

Who?

Get em outta here dammit

But sir, you said get me Tito

I wanted Chico, Tito Santana and a Mariachi band you no good inbred imbecile!

I'm s-s-sorry sir...

Tell someone who cares because...

 

[PlayerNinety_Nine]

I LOVE SNOWCONES! :cokeboycism:

 

[jadden]

I'm fukking dead if that's bailey