Clap For The Puppet Show - 2018 Dallas Cowboys Off-Season Thread

[El Bombi]

Enjoying that your team has no offense?

Enjoying that your team is minutes from 0-2?

Enjoying that your team is in last place?

Enjoying that your team once again is looking up at your father, the Dallas Cowboys?

GOTDAMN!!!! BREH

 

[philmonroe]

Everyone wants to talk about how the blueprint for stopping the Dallas offense has been established but there's only a couple teams in the league capable of doing it.

This is no shyt but to win the whole thing we will probably run into those teams my man.

 

[philmonroe]

half yall clowns werent even born to remember those glory days, wats the use.


















If u do, then u old asf




Im done with y all clowns, bout to hit the gym

Not tryna look like @*DalMem*

nikka unless you're a teenager you're in your 20's too so fukk are you babbling about like you waaaaaay young out here. fukking with the Eagles got you saying stupid shyt smfh

 

[DosCadenaz]

We're gonna be alright brehs. I still think we're great

 

[mamba]

we have to see those teams in the playoffs though. You need a top flight defense or a falcon type offense to beat us. That leaves like 5-7 teams. Other 25 teams

The Falcons might drop 50 on the c00nboys weak ass defense.

Might as well go ahead and pencil that L in, now!

 

[Primetime21]

@Ethnic Vagina Finder come up in here for a minute

 

[smitty22]

I forgot that playing in Arizona is a home game for us.

Breh was at the game in 2011, swear when the Cardinals took the field they got booed .

 

[Jesus]

Giants about to be 0-3 vs the Eagles.

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

@Ethnic Vagina Finder come up in here for a minute

 

[dtownreppin214]

Where are the Byron Jones defenders? Let's call him Brian Jones from now, he's too much of a square to be named Byron.

 

[Primetime21]

nah we dont make threads slandering our players. You want to do that shyt you keep it in here or the game threads

 

[Rosecrans]

nah we dont make threads slandering our players. You want to do that shyt you keep it in here or the game threads

that was some ho ass shyt

 

[BigE214]

Not really concerned about the team. They'll bounce back both defensively and offensively. This defense will look like night and day towards the end of the season. Smith lookin real formidable at LB. 2 more weeks and Irving is back The front 7 will look better with Crawford out of the picture, dude is literally addition by subtraction.

This L hurt me personally. This was the most expensive ticketed game of our seaon and a niggga watched this up close and personal

edit: my phone still in Denver but I got them Blue Dream grams in the city for tha 10

 

[Box Factory]

How come nobody talks about how fat and lethargic Zeke has gotten? I realize Dak, and the defense are among the worst in the league, but what's up with Zeke?

All the trial stuff send him into a depression? I read he's over 240 lbs now

 

[Dak Pickscott]

Not really concerned about the team. They'll bounce back both defensively and offensively. This defense will look like night and day towards the end of the season. Smith lookin real formidable at LB. 2 more weeks and Irving is back The front 7 will look better with Crawford out of the picture, dude is literally addition by subtraction.

This L hurt me personally. This was the most expensive ticketed game of our seaon and a niggga watched this up close and personal

edit: my phone still in Denver but I got them Blue Dream grams in the city for tha 10