Clap For The Puppet Show - 2018 Dallas Cowboys Off-Season Thread

[duckbutta]

Giants got rid of Mcado but not us though :yeahok:

Watch these fools win out but miss the playoffs because the teams in front of them don't lose enough and Garrett is safe for another two years :yeahok:

 

[Box Factory]

Season over

 

[Dwight Howard]

Season over

How?

 

[dtownreppin214]

Blank rewarded with 10 first downs via penalties. This league is so corrupt.

 

["It Was Always Jerry"]

Blank rewarded with 10 first downs via penalties. This league is so corrupt.

We might be done homie. You know Goddell definitely don't want us in the playoffs.

 

[wire28]

Need a QB

 

[Broad Street Bully]

Damn this shyt over :capocry:

 

[Box Factory]

How?

Your playoff likelihood is at 4 % () after this Atlanta win


All that superbowl talk coming into this year and now

No playoffs

Daks been exposed as a fraud

Arguably the worst coach in the league

Jerry is reaching supervillian levels of being a piece of shyt

Jason Witten is campaigning for college coaching jobs

Rico is out for the season and will likely never play in the an NFL regular season game

Zeke is on a tropical island getting fat as your season implodes

Sean Lee is a certified piece of glass that needs to be replaced

Taco is a bust

Etc etc

 

[Box Factory]

Damn this shyt over :capocry:

You were talking all sorts of shyt a few hours ago

Life comes at You fast huh

 

[DallasTxRep]

did y'all really think otherwise?

 

[dtownreppin214]

do yall have a thread?

 

[Rell84shots]

Can't depend on other teams to handle Cowboys business

 

[Spade]

do yall have a thread?

No. They are obsessed over a team that doesn’t even consider them their number one rival. They are so obsessed over Dallas that the hate us more than they love their own team. No matter how good the eagles are, they will forever be jealous of the Dallas Cowboys. I can at least respect the skins for a great history and a winning tradition they use to have. The eagles? No.

 

[mikishere]

do yall have a thread?

why havent you bumped your "classic" thread this season?

*stands on top of a cliff peering through binoculars at NFC East Standings*

it was all good just a year ago

 

[Jesus]

nikkas still had the delusional hope? shyt been a wrap for a month.