Clap For The Puppet Show - 2018 Dallas Cowboys Off-Season Thread

[BigE214]

have you guys ever seen a head coach disrespected like this by the nfl "insider" media?

I like the clapper lol

 

[Grifter]

If Jason Garrett really does believe in slogans over an honorable Cowboys surrender, Dak Prescott better wear Kevlar

Straight up: Most adults know better than to take too seriously anything that Jason Garrett says from a podium, because he's cautious in public by nature, and it's hard enough when you've got a boss who makes more headlines than a copy editor.

But, Lord help us, it looks like Garrett actually believes the slogans he recites.

At Monday's news conference, Garrett was asked if he ever came close to removing Dak Prescott from Sunday's embarrassing loss to the Falcons.

"Weren't close at all," he replied.

Why not?

"Because we play for 60 minutes."

 

[Spade]

If Jason Garrett really does believe in slogans over an honorable Cowboys surrender, Dak Prescott better wear Kevlar

Straight up: Most adults know better than to take too seriously anything that Jason Garrett says from a podium, because he's cautious in public by nature, and it's hard enough when you've got a boss who makes more headlines than a copy editor.

But, Lord help us, it looks like Garrett actually believes the slogans he recites.

At Monday's news conference, Garrett was asked if he ever came close to removing Dak Prescott from Sunday's embarrassing loss to the Falcons.

"Weren't close at all," he replied.

Why not?

"Because we play for 60 minutes."

Haha and if he would have got hurt, would he have been proud. This is your coach Jerruh. The red headed Princeton genius.

 

[jay211]

Elliott withdraws his appeal, will serve full ban

 

[Cowboyz89]

Elliott withdraws his appeal, will serve full ban

a Wildcard spot is unlikely. Might as well get the suspension out the way and come back with everyone healthy next year.

 

[Thegospel]

Zeke think he slick. He gonna fukk the shyt outta those foreign pawgs who aren’t into puttin cases on nikkas.

 

[Box Factory]

This is going to get ugly


Don't expect to see many posts in this thread for the next week or 2

 

[Thegospel]

Swagboys, you’re welcome in advance for the disappearance of this lame cac.

 

[Broad Street Bully]

Welp :fukknikka: is out again. :fukknikka:

 

[darealvelle]

 

[Dame Dash's Motor Oil]

I hate the Cowboys but I kinda feel bad for them, just a little bit, I mean the injuries and bullshyt suspensions absolutely decimated that team. Their season will effectively be over after that big fat L that's coming on Monday

 

[patscorpio]

i hate this cat so much..he really paused ranting to fart on camera

 

[Rell84shots]

Why would you post this weirdo in this thread? He has his own thread full of fakkitry.

 

[Primetime21]

jerry

 

[Trill McClay]

The takeover begins.