Can someone explain to me the point of having a fat wife?

[The Half-Blood FKA Prince]

It’s their preference

 

[CopiousX]

Now, I'm GMB in general, but to top it off she's fat? How are these dudes attracted to their wives, and if they're not, what's the point of having her around? Lying next to her in bed doesn't feel gross? I don't get it.

Emergency rations if you were ever cast away on an island?

 

[Scustin Bieburr]

the point is so you can cheat on them without feeling guilt. fats are an ontologically evil species and no act against them can be morally wrong, it's true, it's true.

Ironically she's probably more likely to cheat out of insecurity.

Fat women use meat (in more ways than one) to fill the hole inside them.

 

[Child_Of_God]

Some men have no problem with fat women believe it or not.

 

[The Half-Blood FKA Prince]

None whatsoever. Fat women don't deserve husbands, and I'm dead serious right now.

Gut sticking out past your breasts and this is BEFORE I get you pregnant?

Oh hell nah. You better get that titty to tummy ratio together


I'm more understanding once you pushed out a baby or two

LMFAO!

Not all big gyals are (necessarily) bad gyals though. If the weight is distributed properly, and a little extra care goes into their hygiene routine, i cant explain it, all i can say is it hits different. And not in a bad way.

Majority of chicks i smashed were bbw. That box get wet asf, and that shyt hug the D like a latex glove on a wet hand

And dont get me started on the the throat. These bishes aint get big by being casual eaters

 

[jilla82]

fat dudes I know are just used to fat girls because thats mostly what they pull
I dont know how they do it

if im dating a chick and I start to see her gain weight I let her know ASAP

 

[Cryptocurrency Scarface]

She cooks well and was slim before the kids and takes care of her kids

 

[NaijaProdigy Redux]

They weren't fat at the beginning. It's funny how the fatness sneak up on you. One minute you with your fit dime in the honeymoon stage, get engaged/married then you wake up one day and she's 30lbs+ heavier, "relationship weight."

The personality and the experiences be A1, so you overlook it. She's your ride or die. Ain't nobody out here.

"Everyone slips up, she'll get right."

She buys the work out machines. She makes the shakes. Signs up for pilates. You see progress.

Then she's pregnant.

At this point you're 5 years in. Baby came through. You're so infatuated with the new baby, you don't notice the sperm whale next to you.

She then has no time for exercise. Baby comes first. She's hungry. You bring her food on the way home from work. She eats a whole course meal in one deft move. You eat a single cheeseburger, waiting for her to fall asleep on the couch so you can jerk off in the bathroom with the shower running.

Years pass. She reaches her final form. 25lbs+ on top of the 30lbs of relationship weight.

You're locked in. Multiple kids. Too invested.

You take shamu out for lunch and a breh sees you. Goes home and posts on the coli..

"Can someone explain to me the point of a fat wife?"

 

[Admiral Ackbar]

 

[Reflected]

I gotta watch this show again.

 

[Wildin]

Get these nikkas out the paint yo
It wasn't this deep when it was "stop black hate" tho

 

[Cereal_Bowl_Assassin]

None whatsoever. Fat women don't deserve husbands, and I'm dead serious right now.

Gut sticking out past your breasts and this is BEFORE I get you pregnant?

Oh hell nah. You better get that titty to tummy ratio together

I'm more understanding once you pushed out a baby or two

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

Men gotta draw the line somewhere, brotha. It's time to put our foots down

 

[BunchePark]

the point of a fat wife?

idk maybe them pockets fat

 

[Diondon]

If you made her fat with babies, you'd be an a$$hole to just abandon her
but get her on a workout plan ASAP