Can someone explain to me the point of having a fat wife?

[Rawtid]

From my observation, regular people choose fat spouses because they are overall good for the union plus some people actually like fat people.

Marry who you want but having a superficial marriage where everyone looks good but not progressing in any other area, is stupid.

 

[BobbyWojak]

A black woman who looks perfectly normal to you (lets say a non-famous Serena Williams type) would easily be categorized as at the very least "overweight" because of her hips, ass and muscle mass alone. By those same metrics Beyonce, Meg and Cardi B would also likely be considered overweight if not PRE-obese which is wild af.

Though I wouldn't say a non-famous Serena Williams is average either, Beyonce and Meg types are in particularly good shape. I'm talking about women who don't work out or only do cardio, which is most, so more like Naturi Naughton or Jennifer Hudson.

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

But how does that change things? Because they're washed themselves, they find their fat wife attractive?

People tend to stick within their own level of attractiveness. That’s a major sense of entitlement to bring nothing to the table physically, yet physical attraction matters to you. Yet, brehs will attempt to make a woman feel guilty for not dating any random man, just because he’s nice.

Those fat women could be nice too. Plus, not all of them started out fat, and some men are chubby chasers.

 

[NoirDynosaur]

• Extra titty meats
• Extra cushion for mating season
• Warm during the winter
• Shade during the summer
• Lit hugs
• Enough ass until death do you part

I mean why not

Sounds like an advertisement

 

[The region 219]

All the bullshyt going on right now and this is what keeps you up at night? Get some help.

 

[maxamusa]

OP never had big girl top

iykyk

 

[High Art]

What choice do we have? Department of Health says 4 out of 5 black women are overweight

A certain set doesn't have those problems.

 

[Caribbean lover]

They weren't fat at the beginning. It's funny how the fatness sneak up on you. One minute you with your fit dime in the honeymoon stage, get engaged/married then you wake up one day and she's 30lbs+ heavier, "relationship weight."

The personality and the experiences be A1, so you overlook it. She's your ride or die. Ain't nobody out here.

"Everyone slips up, she'll get right."

She buys the work out machines. She makes the shakes. Signs up for pilates. You see progress.

Then she's pregnant.

At this point you're 5 years in. Baby came through. You're so infatuated with the new baby, you don't notice the sperm whale next to you.

She then has no time for exercise. Baby comes first. She's hungry. You bring her food on the way home from work. She eats a whole course meal in one deft move. You eat a single cheeseburger, waiting for her to fall asleep on the couch so you can jerk off in the bathroom with the shower running.

Years pass. She reaches her final form. 25lbs+ on top of the 30lbs of relationship weight.

You're locked in. Multiple kids. Too invested.

You take shamu out for lunch and a breh sees you. Goes home and posts on the coli..

"Can someone explain to me the point of a fat wife?"

This is one of the greatest posts I’ve seen on the Coli

 

[Wiles]

Back shots to a big booty chubby bytch is godly

 

[Tres Leches]

The only thing I can think of is she got fat after marriage and now it’s cheaper to keep her ?








wifey under 130lbs so far

 

[The Villain]

There was a time in my life I wanted to fukk a fat bytch to see if it’s like that bbw shyt.. it was smoove until she wanted to lay on me after .. I’m a skinny dude so when she did that I swear My breathing got shallow like

due to the weight on my stomach and chest. At that point I made it I would never wife a fat chick ever

You outta pocket but not wrong

 

[Mac Ten]

I’m bout to have a baby with a bbw…

She’s 5 months pregnant